Cabin Pressure with Shawn and "G"
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Cabin Pressure with Shawn and "G"
Friendship Forged in Bar Brawls: How Shawn and G Became Best Friends
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Ever wonder how two people go from barely tolerating each other to becoming inseparable friends? Shawn and G finally reveal the wild story behind their friendship – and it involves a Florida bar, thrown punches, and a moment of unwavering loyalty when completely outnumbered by bouncers. This legendary tale sets the stage for an episode packed with outrageous anecdotes and insider perspectives from their careers as flight attendants.
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How did G and I become good friends? Vegas stories that never cease to amaze. It's Vegas baby here, pull my finger. It's always funny with kids. All this next on Cabin Pressure with Sean and G hey, everyone welcome.
Speaker 2:This is cabin pressure.
Speaker 1:Who let the Shawnee out? Roof, roof, roof. Who let the Shawnee out, roof you, loving it, I'm digging it, loving it, doesn't it? That was cool, man. Here we are, man.
Speaker 2:Just waiting for that one. I was waiting for that one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, welcome back. We are here in the house doing Cabin Pressure and having pressure and, uh man, it's been a week right. A lot of stuff happening every week. It's just like we we don't have, you know we don't find we don't find things not to talk about.
Speaker 2:We have no time.
Speaker 1:And the funny thing about this I almost even forgot that we were recording. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I had to like remind him.
Speaker 2:Uh, today, now get your old ass over here.
Speaker 1:Yeah, get your senile ass over here.
Speaker 2:Just got done flying today too, man. I just came home, I sat down, I was playing with Jim a little bit and then the next thing I knew I texted him and I was like hey get over here when ASAP Right now. We're supposed to be doing this Now.
Speaker 1:Now I got things to do, man, I gotta work tomorrow too. But I just drove in from uh indiana. Just uh, you know our little uh monthly uh visit over in indiana and you know, when I was driving over there this uh weekend, it is crazy the weather. Like we're always talking about flying weather and all that stuff, but driving weather, dude, we were having some crazy weather.
Speaker 1:Every time I go over to indiana, for some reason, it's always storming over there, like we always get like this wind and rain and storms and it's torrential. Like I have not been over there I don't know months where it's like just been a nice beautiful weekend, you know once one time, but it had been like insane crazy and it's just. I thought it was like just been a nice beautiful weekend, you know once one time, but it had been like insane crazy and it's just. I thought it was like so weird. Like we're always like so focused on the weather, but every time I drive over there we never really pay attention to weather until it gets to winter time. You know where it's going to really affect our driving. But it was, it was just, it was just wild.
Speaker 2:It was just a thought I was having you know this weather, this weather, and not in ohio this week, all I could think about was do you remember a good morning vietnam with robin williams? Yep, how's the weather? Hot, it's damn hot, real hot, real, damn hot, hot, real hot.
Speaker 1:Everything's burned up sticky hot, sticky, hot, yeah man yeah, talking about it was sticky hot this week. It was was nasty, it was so freaking hot man. And that leads me to my other thing that I was thinking about this weekend.
Speaker 1:Dude, we were all talking about, I think, my sister-in-law. She was sitting there and talking about how she had gotten some shorts from somebody and somebody gave my brother-in-law some shorts and I'm thinking I'm not taking nobody's sweaty, junk shorts. I'm like she's like we could wash them. I'm like, yeah, but there was sweat before I got there. I don't know if I just don't know if I, you guys, are really right. Yeah, like um, you know it's hot and junk sweats and I just yeah, and I just don't.
Speaker 1:That's a funk smell too I don't just the thought of like putting on somebody else's junk around your junk, no, no, yeah, they weren't like. They were like you're, you're, you know, they were like looking at me, like I'm a little crazy, but I was like, okay, you guys are swimming some other by his junk, I don't know that funk is not going on me, nope. But yeah, I was like, uh, we had this little conversation and everybody. It was interesting, like you know, because there's all those like what can? Consignment stores and goodwills and all that different stuff. You know, people, people buy clothes. You know, like that happens all over the place.
Speaker 2:Oh, you know I love thrift, but they ain't no way in hell Am I buying some something? Somebody's underwear, yeah.
Speaker 1:Well, she was, she was. That's when my sister-in-law she was like it's not the underwear, it's the shorts. I'm like, yeah, but everybody doesn't wear underwear, exactly they touch something, you were really close to that person, sean. I was like I'm just in that part of my life where I'm just like I don't want somebody else's junk ever.
Speaker 2:Okay, listen, I would wear a pair of your shorts. But if you was like hey, gee, take these swim trunks. No, I'm good. Hey man, they're my swim trunks, man, chlorine or not, I don't care, I'm good, sean, it's okay, I'm good Even though you're my boy.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:I'm telling you I ain't wearing your swim trunks.
Speaker 1:I'm telling you. The other thing, you know, another conversation we were talking about too is we were talking about these, like how the different couples, the uh, like the autonomy of how couples work with um food and and what I'm talking about is like, so you know, you know, carol, like she's like miss plain jane, like she's like a meat and potatoes person, like that's all she eats. She has a very limited menu what she can eat. She has these, like I have these, like rotating five dishes that she pretty much likes to eat and we, we as couples, kind of like conform to like how we eat. So, like my buddy up the street here, like he's real picky eater but his wife isn't so and his the daughter isn't, so they make separate meals from him and and he doesn't like to put mix his foods together so that he has to have all his food separated yeah, yeah, I know, I've seen those people.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this is crazy.
Speaker 1:But, like I started thinking, I'm like it's going to the same place. All of us, all of us like, are like we, we as couples, we kind of like, conformed to our eating habits, to cohabitate with each other. Right, and I don't know how. How is it with your wife?
Speaker 2:You know, I was just thinking about me and you both cook a lot, yeah, okay, and a little bit of a change on it. But when you make something, I was thinking when you make something and you're like oh, this is really good. Come here, taste this Right. And they're like okay, it comes over there. And they're like you know it's okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah, first of all, my wife does not come taste anything.
Speaker 2:She's she'll, it's like a quarantine zone when I'm cooking, but when you eat it, though, I mean she eats your cooking.
Speaker 1:She will eat my cooking.
Speaker 2:Say that you're, say that you made something. Come on now. You've never sat there and she, you made it and said oh man, this is really good, taste this. And she's like well, it's okay.
Speaker 1:So some things I know she will taste, and then certain things I know. Like there ain't a chance in hell that she's going to come up here and taste this. There's no way.
Speaker 2:I'd be better off asking my neighbor's dog you know you tell her to get the hell out of the kitchen. She's like it's okay.
Speaker 1:Get out of the kitchen, you ain't getting nothing to eat. Yeah, yeah, it's just like an interesting thought. I was like you know, yeah, we always have this like dynamics of like how we eat with our couples, like each one of us have different, come from different walks of life and different areas. You know how we eat and how we were raised and all that stuff, so like I'll eat anything.
Speaker 2:I was going to say me and your dynamics is real, simple a lot.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we'll eat a lot and anything pretty much yeah and then the wife not so much. She's in a very, very limited palate.
Speaker 2:Do you know the one thing I do not eat? There's no way. What's not eating? Mushrooms, mushrooms, nope, not eating them.
Speaker 1:I used to like mushrooms a lot until about what? Five years ago or something like that, and my gastroenterologist he's like, he's like, he's like you know put me on this like FODMAP diet. I think I talked about this before. It was like the worst diet in the world, but then I found out that like mushrooms really give me upset stomach. Now will I still eat them? Hell yeah.
Speaker 2:No, I'm not eating them. When I was a kid, I grew up and one of my jobs was to clean out the horse stalls and I had to load this shit up into a wheelbarrow and I used to have to dump it out in the back of the behind the the um, the uh stables right so I walked back there in the morning time and here's all these mushrooms growing off shit no, you're gonna get good eating I'm not eating that's what they grow it ended it right there, I'm not kidding they grow it.
Speaker 2:My mom was like it, you're gonna eat it. I'm like I'm not eating anything. It grows on shit. I'm not going to. Not going to. There's no way to.
Speaker 1:Still today, don't eat mushrooms why don't they call them, like shit shrooms?
Speaker 2:I don't know but they're like oh, it's a fungus, I don't care. It grew off shit when I was a kid, I'm not eating it they don't all grow off shit, it doesn't matter but it could be, you don't know.
Speaker 1:You know, like I don't know, like you know, goldie, the three bears, oh, you know what I love.
Speaker 2:Oh, my god it just reminded me, though, my sister. I loved yvette because yvette had me and yvette had this deal on on mushroom night. She sat right next to me and I'd fork them all together and I'd stick them underneath the table and she'd clean them off, pop them in her mouth. There you go. Yeah, I didn't have to eat mushrooms. Mom was like I told you you're going to eat them Yvette's over there like popping them in her mouth.
Speaker 1:There's a dynamic, so you and your sister, yeah, exactly. She used to like the food that she didn't want to eat. She would take it and they were like, uh, you know pleather or whatever, and they were cracked right, and so she would stuff the food into the cracks I didn't know about this a lot many years later. I'm like, really I was sitting over there eating stuff that I didn't want to eat and you were stuffing did you ever not eat what your mom put on the table?
Speaker 1:this is a long story, man did Not eat.
Speaker 2:There's no such thing as that in my house.
Speaker 1:No such thing.
Speaker 2:Because I mean, we had five kids right. There's four other hyenas waiting to eat.
Speaker 1:If you decided you weren't going to eat that, Dude, my dad had some real strict rules and I was just telling my nieces about this because they had cereal for dinner. The other night we went out to Cracker Barrel and she ordered like pebble, fruity pebbles or something. I'm like fruity pebbles for dinner anyway. But then it flashed back to this, this whole story about my childhood, where I used to leave like milk in the bowl and cereal and I take off and go to school because I get up in a well one time I come home from school, my dad's at the front door.
Speaker 2:She's like sean, how you doing, welcome home. As soon as I heard that first of all, I knew my shit was.
Speaker 1:I was in trouble. Right, right, you did. Yeah, he like puts his arm around me, walks me in watching the kitchen. Here I got something from me. Here's this bowl of cereal that has been sitting there all school day. Well, he did put it in the fridge and probably back out, so it wasn't like spoiled milk. I had to eat that. What kind of cereal was it? I don't mush. It was like it was mushroom mush. That's what it was.
Speaker 2:It was mushroom fruity pebbles at that time see, the kids today don't understand that, because they don't understand that your parents, you weren't leaving the table. You were not leaving the table until you cleaned that damn plate.
Speaker 1:Dude. I could have slept there for the next week. He did not care. I'm going to eat and before I get up it's going to be eaten.
Speaker 2:Right, it was nasty. The one thing you never heard of the table was what are we having?
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, what we're giving you exactly right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and the one thing I love this, too, is that, um, did you, did your mom ever make goulash? No, okay, goulash was whatever the hell was left. Yeah, right there, there was like the different noodles right so you had the shell noodles, you had all the little macaroni noodles and shit, Whatever my mom had left in those little boxes. She just threw it all in the water, boiled all the shit with the spaghetti noodles and mixed the shit up, threw some sauce in it Goulash.
Speaker 1:Yeah, goulash, what were we having today? Goulash, goulash, that means everything from last week. Damn mom, look there's like spaghetti noodles.
Speaker 2:It's good though.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, noodles, it's good though. Yeah, yeah, the other thing that came up this weekend was who was. Uh, you know my nieces loved, they loved to fart and belch right.
Speaker 2:So.
Speaker 1:So that's where the, that's where the um the book came from yeah, yeah, exactly so stinky corn yeah, stinky corn is a product of those little two and uh, and they had never uh heard the uh saying uh here, pull my finger oh wait, I just reached out to grab his finger.
Speaker 2:I was getting ready yep, there's a but.
Speaker 1:Uh, I did that to them this weekend and they lost it so it was all weekend they were pulling your finger all weekend. They're coming over, let me pull your finger what happened when you do it for real. No, I was doing it for real oh that's so nasty. Dude, I told you they like this shit. I thought you were just making sound out of your voice. Oh, no, no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was bringing back memories of my dad doing finger.
Speaker 2:I was just sitting there thinking wait a minute, I was getting ready to pull his finger.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm glad I didn't. You're going to fall for it? That'd be nasty. Anyways, yeah, our weekend was filled with comedy and laughter. It was crazy, but anyways, what were you up to, man Well when we were flying together.
Speaker 2:Craziest thing is that me and Sean was on the same plane together and here's this guy on the plane and and I'm, I'm, I knew this guy. He was like I haven't seen you for a while, so we started talking a little bit. Well, then, all of a sudden, sean walks over and starts talking to him.
Speaker 1:Well, he's from his neighborhood yeah, we talked about this last week yeah, yeah, I mean, that was that, just blew me away yeah, he it's. It's a, uh, it's a small world man, that's all I mean in our job.
Speaker 2:You know, when I was thinking about that, I was like God. You know what's the chances of us running into this guy on an airplane?
Speaker 1:Yeah, slim to none pretty much, but I mean for us, as much as we're flying and stuff like that, even though I'm don't fly that much, I mean as much as you fly, we, uh, we can run into these. I'm like who, which one? Oh, I just talked to this person who's neighbor you know, and I'm like I, you know something. I'd say about 50, 50. I'm like know who they're talking about, you know, but it's like everybody knows in the neighborhood that you know, sean carroll is a pilot flight attendant couple in the neighborhood so I always like when somebody gets on there and they're like hey, you know, sean Smith, no, yeah.
Speaker 1:They're just trying to get free shit, dropping my name.
Speaker 2:Yeah, name dropping Are you just name dropping. No hell, no, I don't know him. But no, you know, it's funny that they had asked us. We got an email that someone had asked us that we never talked about how me and you actually we never finished, how we became such good friends, really, yeah.
Speaker 1:That was a long time ago. It was a while ago, so we're going to have to refresh the memory here, because that story is a little crazy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we didn't like each other.
Speaker 1:Right, we didn't like each other for sure, sean was an ass. Yeah, he was a bigger ass.
Speaker 2:But anyway, we end up. We were flying together. Long story short and we ended up getting along. So I decided you know I'm going to take him down and I'm going to meet my brothers down in Florida. So we jump on a plane and then we headed down to Clearwater, florida, and Sean met my brothers and we were all ready to go out, had this great night planned for us. So what are we doing? We're going bar hopping.
Speaker 1:Yeah, bar hopping. I mean, we were in our 20s, of course we were going bar hopping. And here's the other thing too, is that, if all you can imagine, like three Gs in a vehicle together with me, wow, that's crazy.
Speaker 2:No, you had one real big G, one middle-sized. G and one.
Speaker 1:Gary's brothers are like there's like three sizes yeah, there's a short guy, there's a middle guy and then there's a tall guy. Gary's the middle guy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm the middle guy. You got the pit bull, and then you got I'm the guy in between the pit bull, right, and then you got the Brahma bull. Exactly that Brahma Bowl, exactly that would be the best way to describe my brothers in order, right, the pit bull, the middle bull and the Brahma Bull. But anyway, we're all heading out to the bar for the night and we get into this bar and we ain't even there that long.
Speaker 1:Dude, we walked in, we walked in the bar and once I walked in the bar we were there for like two first night. Yeah, you know, you walk in, you get your pay, your admission and you, whatever beer you buy or whatever you buy, you're getting two drinks at night. So I'm like all right, so I go walking up to this like beer, barrel beer or whatever, and I pick up beer, and you know we're all just having a good time. And I look over off my left shoulder and there's your brother, bramble. Bramble. Bramble is now swinging. He's throwing hands. Already we did.
Speaker 1:Hands are throwing fists are flying. We got all kinds of chaos happening. We dropped the beers. All of a sudden, there's all of us in this big chaos. The bouncers are like now, pushing us out the door and like you gotta leave. You gotta leave and boom we're out, but first bar and and I'm sitting there this, I just met these cats, okay, and I just said I'm like what happened? What?
Speaker 2:what happened?
Speaker 1:I was just thrown out. So I didn't drink my beer. A sip of my beer I didn. I bought two beers, didn't get anything. I was kind of upset right then, but I was just going to go with the flow.
Speaker 2:I just told Sean listen, the one thing about my brothers is this, especially the biggest one. All right, you know, as soon as you pop off the Bruce, I mean Bruce is going to call you out. Yeah, I mean. Bruce is going to call you out. Yeah, I mean, he's going to call you out and he don't give a shit. How many.
Speaker 1:He doesn't even have to pop up, it doesn't matter, it has to be just close to a pop-up, it does not even matter how many of them that there is, bruce is going to throw hands with one, two, your friends, five of them.
Speaker 2:He don't care.
Speaker 1:Well, first of all, I think my agenda when I was out was I wanted to go dancing and Bruce wanted to go brawling, like he was like let's go. It was like you know the jets and the you know West side story, let's go.
Speaker 2:So anyway, we so we get in the car and we decided to head to this bar. Back then it was called Brits, so, um, and it was a big nightclub. So we were, we were going to head to this nightclub. So we go, we head into thisclub and and we get in the bar and, uh, we start going up to the bar and they're like hey, where'd your, where'd your friend, sean go? And I'm looking all over for him and I'm like where in the hell is he at? And I looked up on the stage and there's sean, as he normally is. He's standing on this freaking speakers and he's dancing with these two blondes. And and there he is, he's just dancing all over the place and they're like he's freaking crazy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's like dad, that's him well, see, I had already figured out from like I'm a quick learn, so you know I knew I needed to get my beer, I needed to get some dancing in and I had about five minutes to do it all. So if I could, if I couldn't get that done quick enough, I mean I just need to like try to get part of my money worth when I get in here, because I was like I was going to be first in line, pay my cover and I would dash to the first speaker and women dance and everything, and I jumped up and I'm in it.
Speaker 2:That was his MO blondes, blondes, blue eyes and bottoms. Yeah, oh yeah you got that. So anyway, so it wasn't that bad. We actually were in the bar and we were having a great time.
Speaker 1:We had a great night. We did, we had a great night. We actually lasted the whole night, finished the night. It was like chill.
Speaker 2:And then we were easily walking to our car. We were coming down the middle of this parking lot and this car comes down there. He's car comes down there, he's flying, he throws it sideways and he almost hits me and my brother bruce throws me out of the way and um, sean's with dave like trailing behind a little bit, and this guy uh starts speeding off when my brother bruce grabs a rock, throws it at the car because this guy almost hit me and this guy gets out of the car and he acts like he's got like a gun in his hand.
Speaker 1:yeah, yeah, I mean he, he, the guy's like, acting as if he has a gun in his hand. Yeah, yeah, I mean he, the guy's like acting as if he has a gun in his hand and which is like will highly tell everybody in the world if you don't have a gun, don't act like you have a gun, because in this day, today, with all the conceal and carry, you know, like ohio here, you don't have to have a permit, you can carry a gun. Right, you know that's, it's legal. And if I would have had a gun and he would have acted like he did that day, he would have been shot.
Speaker 2:Yep, but see, the thing is, is that okay, you're talking about four guys At this time? I really didn't know Sean, but Sean military trained, I mean also street smart he walks behind the guy and he sees that he doesn't have a gun.
Speaker 1:He yells at Bruce and he's like Bruce, he ain't got a gun. And Bruce looked at him. He's like your ass is mine now. Now everybody's holding Bruce to get this guy off. Man, I'm back and we're holding them all off. The guy's like he realizes that there's four dudes Well, at that point it was five dudes, right, right. So five dudes that were all just just like there, and him and his girl and his little Corvette or whatever. Yeah, and I'm trying to talk this guy down. I'm like, I'm like, listen you, you know, you just need to apologize, get back in your car, take your lady, go have a good night. It'll be fine, we'll calm him down. I'm like you need to watch what you're doing. I go. And the last thing, my word of advice is don't ever act like you have a gun. I said because if I would have had a gun, I would have already shot you, dude. Oh yeah, I said because I would have thought you were trying to shoot me.
Speaker 2:Okay, and that time, at that point in time, all hell broke loose, yeah.
Speaker 1:Let me get to that point, because I turn around and this is how all hell broke loose. All the bouncers from the club come running out of the club and their friends and their friends. And these guys are running down the parking lot to where we were at in this collection of us and I turn around and the this first bouncer comes running up and like full speed, boom, shoves me right in my chest, pushes me and I just looked, looked at him. I'm like you pushed the wrong dude. Boom, it was on.
Speaker 2:It was on. I mean, I'm telling you, there were so many guys in there, one of the guys that we were with took off and ran and uh, and then Sean, sean, stay, stay, right in it. I don't never leave my brother. So we got into this huge altercation occasion. Every time we hit one guy, there was two or three to take the place there was.
Speaker 1:It was massive amount of people I don't even know it was crazy total, how many? There was a lot it was crazy.
Speaker 2:I remember some dude bit through sean's thumb yep, that was one thing, that, and then sean stuck his thumb in his eye.
Speaker 1:Socket, yeah, he bit my thumb, and so I had to get him to release my thumb, and so my other thumb went into his eye.
Speaker 2:Um, he, he let go needless to say, this was an all-out brawl. There was only four of us and there was all these guys. Every time we turned around, there was another guy we hit. Well then, as this went on, it seemed like it went on forever, and then we were completely surrounded by police.
Speaker 1:Yeah, now the whole police department comes. Clearwater Police Department, clearwater Police Department comes out. They're like police. Yeah, now the whole police department comes. Clearwater police department police department comes out. We got. They're like breaking everything up. They like pushing us, telling us you know, put your hands in the car, put your hands in the car. And if you can imagine putting your hands on a police vehicle in clearwater, florida, in the middle of the summer, smoking hot, and and we weren't talking about the side of the car, he wanted us to put in our hands in the middle of the summer, smoking hot, and we weren't talking about the side of the car. He wanted us to put our hands on the hood of the car. I was not putting my damn hands on the hood.
Speaker 2:That shit was funny.
Speaker 1:And I turned around to the officer and I said excuse me, officer, Excuse me Shut up.
Speaker 2:And he's like shut up.
Speaker 1:I'm like, excuse me, officer, shut up. And I and I'm like skewed officer, sir, please excuse me. He's like what I'm like? The hood is hot. He's like stand there and you and your brother like damn, it was still talking it was hot.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because we was hot as hell, man. We, we were like putting our pants and putting our hands on our pants because it was so freaking hot I'm glad you said something.
Speaker 2:So anyway, long story short, we'll shorten it up. So anyway, my brother, dave, was talking to the other police officer, me and Sean and Bruce were up against the cars and I'm thinking we're going to jail, yeah. And the cop turns to Dave and he said wait a minute, let me get this right. You four took on all those guys and Dave goes yes, and he goes no, just you four, there's nobody else. And Dave goes yeah, and these girls go. They didn't do it, it was the bouncers and the owner that sent these guys after these guys and these guys just defended themselves and the cops did something I don't even believe they did.
Speaker 1:They're like get the hell out of here. Yep. They're like I don't want to see you for the rest of the night. I don't want to hear about.
Speaker 2:You, get out, get out and you know something. You don't have to tell us twice. No, we got in the cars and left. But anyway, from that point forward and the reason why me and Sean odds, and the dude turns around and I know I ain't running, because that's my brother, I ain't going nowhere. But when this person that you just met, he turns around and he stands his ground with this insurmountable odds and he says you know, I got you too and I'm like that's me and Sean's friendship man. We've been the same way ever since, uh, ever since that night, and we've been friends ever since since.
Speaker 1:So there's your story. Yeah, that's the story. That's how it all started. Yep, yeah, and crazy ship continue to happen. I still think he's a little bit of an ass sometimes yeah, a little bit. I don't hang out with his brothers too often, nope oh my gosh yeah, crazy man, um so, um so, uh, yeah, talk about, let's talk about crazy.
Speaker 2:Crazy is people in first class right Now. You ever get these people in first class that you know they haven't traveled, oh, man, right, newcomer, first class passengers are.
Speaker 1:They're either like awesome, because they're very appreciative and they're enjoying the amenities of the position, whatever. But then you have the people that come in and they think that they're entitled to everything. Right, right.
Speaker 2:These are the ones that are funny, though. Like you have the menu and in first class and you're, you come up. All you want to know is what would you like to drink with your uh with right after takeoff well um another pause, another pause Orange juice, yeah, okay, yeah, orange juice, gotcha.
Speaker 1:Anything else. The other thing they do, they do look at the menu and they're like I'll take a Mai Tai. Yeah, where it says right on the menu yeah, hawaii only.
Speaker 2:Yeah. Do you have martinis? Yeah, no, it wasn't on the menu. Yeah, hawaii only yeah, do you have martinis? Yeah, no, it wasn't on that menu you're looking at. No, but anyway, they're funny though, because they always act like they're the ones that act like they've been in first class, but you know they haven't been in there ever. Ever Get a kick out of them.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we know who's been there and who's who. We know who's everybody on that plane Now the reason why I was left.
Speaker 2:I had these two girls on the other day and they were nice and everything, but you know, just just be nice and and you don't fly there very much, but it was like it was like everything was a pause. You know even the eating. You know how they just take time. Everybody's done, everybody, sean. You know that. One person that they're like taking one bite, yeah, they're like picking at it.
Speaker 2:This is yogurt, sean. It's a cup of yogurt, right? That's all you got left, just that cup of yogurt, right? Are you done? Not yet. Okay, so you go back. Sit back down Ten minutes later. You finished up, yet. I'm just about there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, average person is going to eat their meal on a flight Like it's going to take them 15 minutes, maybe, maybe, right, yeah, I mean, we don't give a lot of food on the flight. No, no, so 15 minutes they're. They're ready to get in there. I'm ready to get the tray out from a front of them. They want to get on with what they want. They want to play with their you know, their iPads, or watch their movie or do whatever they're going to do, but they don't want to be sitting in the tray there for two hours in front of them.
Speaker 2:No, but I do like those ones. I mean, you do have the ones that you're talking about too, the ones that are very appreciative. Those are a lot of fun too, cause they because they they've never been up there like, hey, is this free? Yeah, it's free, free. Do I have to pay for anything for it?
Speaker 1:no, you're good really I had a honeymoon couple the other day, uh, last week they were. She was, uh, first time ever been in first class and she was a sweetheart. I mean she just, she just just couldn't comprehend, like everything was complimentary and everything. And I'm trying to coach her. I'm like, listen, you're on your honeymoon. I'm like we're going to give you whatever you want. We know we're going to take care of you. I'm like, whatever you want to drink, I got you. Let's go Right. You know, and she, you know I think she had one drink on the flight but she, these guys are funny too, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 2:Even these guys that haven't been up there and they do the menu, because I always get a kick out of them. Yeah, okay, orange juice Act, like it, yeah that's good. But anyway, I just flew a buddy of mine and I love this person you ever had you know the conspiracy theorist person? Yes, Okay, so my buddy prefers to be called a realist theorist.
Speaker 1:A realist theorist. Yes, okay, this is just going to make me laugh. I'm sure I'm laughing just thinking about this.
Speaker 2:Do you?
Speaker 1:know what a realist theorist is. I have no idea. I don't know. Is it real? I don't know.
Speaker 2:I just asked you. I have no idea what it I don't know. Is it real? I don't know. I just asked you. I have no freaking clue, but you know we were having this conversation and we were having a lot of fun. I love this person because when we get in these conversations you don't know what's coming, but you know it's going to be good. Yeah, it's going to be good. So we were talking about this and and, uh, this person said um, I got to tell you, do you know what the Victoria's Secret models you know about them? Do you know anything about them? I said, yeah, everybody knows the Victoria's Secret models. And she goes do you know what Victoria's real secret is? Nope, that's me too.
Speaker 1:I'm looking, I'm like okay, yeah, I'm wanting to hear what's out of her mouth. What is this going to?
Speaker 2:be right. Well, Victoria's secret is truly the secret is victoria's is victor, victor, victor okay, what does?
Speaker 1:what is? What do they mean by that?
Speaker 2:she was saying the victoria's secret models are actually men Men.
Speaker 1:Okay, there are, there are some are there.
Speaker 2:Listen, she's ruining me right now, because the thing is is that she was sitting there saying that they're actually men, that they were slender men, that you know because they're given hormones and they're you know that I'm going to tell you right now that's true right now.
Speaker 1:I mean, uh, there's been many a times I'm looking at those victoria secrets that have been like you're gonna have a young man.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna have to throw all those young man collections like I got on like hopefully she doesn't find out anything about sports.
Speaker 1:Illustrator, because I'm gonna be fucked. I got so many. Oh my god, you're gonna be throwing that stash away.
Speaker 2:But anyway, I love this. So we get into this whole conversation about the secret of Victoria's Secret, and then, the next thing, you know, we're sitting there talking about it and I say, well, what about Elvis? And she goes Elvis is still alive and he's a pastor down south. I said, okay, and she goes, and George Michael is too. And I said, is he singing somewhere? And she goes, yeah, and she goes, and so is Whitney Houston. I said, so, Elvis and George and Whitney are still alive. And she goes, yeah, and I said, you know, I was thinking about this. And I said do you know what? The best part of all this conversation was, Sean? What was that? Is that you know? I also realized something. Is that you're not actually Sean? Probably not. You're an alien from the planet Quantar.
Speaker 1:What do you mean?
Speaker 2:And I was laughing, right, and I love this person, right Me, and we're just bandering back and forth and she goes. You know, the reason is is that your penal gland is, is, is, um, it was, did you say penis gland.
Speaker 1:What did you say? Your what?
Speaker 2:she said my penal gland your penal gland was clogged with fluoride and I was like well, how did that get?
Speaker 1:clogged. How in the hell did you get fluoride in your penis gland? That's what I want to know. That's some weird. That's some kinky shit right there.
Speaker 2:It was too damn funny. And she's like, no, the penile the end of the head. And I was like, okay, I got you. But that was the reason why I can't understand this that the Victoria's Secret models are men.
Speaker 1:Well, she's probably. I know she's got a, or this person is a flat earther. I'm two. She's phenomenal man. We both know this person Like. We've flown with her many a time.
Speaker 2:And I will every day man and because you have these.
Speaker 2:It's these people and truthfully, let me tell you something now, all joking aside, when you find something out, there's a lot of us that seek information out about certain things, so we read and we dive into them, and there's a lot of people that when they they research something, they dive into all this stuff and they, they want to find all this information and sometimes that you know they're like they're conspiracies out there and they want to find all this information. And sometimes they're conspiracies out there and they're like, oh, this could be possible or that could be possible.
Speaker 1:Well, the key word that you said was dive, it's that they dive into that rabbit hole, exactly. They just keep going.
Speaker 2:Right, and they just keep finding more information.
Speaker 1:It stops when it starts sounding so ridiculous.
Speaker 2:Like you're going to put some white jacket on Right and, like I said, I'll do this every single time. I love the conversations that we have, but that one was freaking hilarious and I was dying, but the man thing, it brought me back to one of the craziest Vegas stories. Yeah Right, you got some crazy Vegas stories right, dude, all right.
Speaker 1:We don't have enough time on this episode right now.
Speaker 2:So I was on a layover in Vegas and I was walking in and I had this crew that I was walking in with. I was talking to him and in walks this black woman with me. She's probably like six, two, six, three built, real big breasts and everything, and she had one of them selfie sticks, you know walking out front and the whole time she's hitting on me and she's like oh, you know, I'd really like to see you. Blah, blah, blah, you know. And I'm like, yeah, you're funny, I mean, this is cute, whatever you know. And she's sitting there and propositioning me and these girls that I'm flying with are like what the hell is going on.
Speaker 2:So as we're, as we're getting up to the desk, I'm like look. And she's like oh, captain, if you really want to spend some time? I said, well, first of all, I ain't no damn captain. I said I'm a flight attendant. I said and she's like well, you know, if you want to come spend some time with me, here's my room number. She writes a room number, sits in on the desk, and I was, and the girl's like I cannot believe that. She just did that and you didn't even take her number. And I said well, the reason why you don't take numbers like that is this you know that phrase, sean, that says when in Vegas. If it's in Vegas, stays in Vegas, whatever happens Everything in.
Speaker 2:Vegas stays in Vegas. Yes, right, well, right, there is a perfect example with that. Right, there is a perfect example with that. If you would have went with that into that room and you would have been strapped to a bed and realized real soon that that wasn't a female, that was a man.
Speaker 1:Yeah, dude.
Speaker 2:And whatever happened in Vegas, would have stayed in Vegas that night because you ain't telling nobody. You ain't telling nobody Right, ain't telling nobody right. So I mean if, if it didn't key you in? I mean, being in this job, as long as I've been in this job, I can see men a mile away. It dressed up as women, but you know that shit was hilarious.
Speaker 1:I mean, it's so funny a flight attendant's awareness, like, level of like, being situationally aware and being able to like that, that acuity of that, whatever talent of ours to be able to like sense out things and stuff. We can. It's about a mile away, like we know, like we see people all the time, so you're not getting over on us too often, nope.
Speaker 2:Nope, and you know we used to stay at that SLS, Remember that one yeah. Okay. So I used to go down there early and in the morning time because they used to give us free coffee down there. So I love going down and people watching in vegas well, you can go anywhere in vegas people watching but a hotel at the sls.
Speaker 1:Yeah, in the morning time well, that end of this trip is like you know they're rolling right I mean when they roll in early in the morning, y'all.
Speaker 2:I mean they came and you're seeing all of them. I mean these girls are coming in. The skirts are so high up and they're drunk, the heels are broken. They're coming in and here comes this couple and this girl had these bib overalls on and she had these real big boobs and she didn't have anything underneath it. That's Vegas and the guy's walking in. They're both drunk and they had this big guitar in front of these big mirrors out there.
Speaker 2:And she looks at me and she goes hey, she goes, will you take a picture of me and my man in front of these mirrors? I said, sure, let me see your camera. So she takes her camera out and then she puts her big peace, sign up. You know what I mean. Her hand flies out and she's like Vegas baby. And I was like that's great honey. But you know I'm not going to take this picture unless you want to stick that boobie back in there, because that one just popped out on the side and I'm looking at this big boob sticking out at me and thinking I shouldn't take this picture because mom might see it.
Speaker 2:Yeah tits and ass all over vegas. It could fall out at any time, any place, anywhere. I mean I love vegas. I mean as far as like, if that goes, I mean nowadays it's like it smells like weed everything. But those days back then, man, I used to love going to vegas because it was so much fun, it was entertaining, that reminded me of a story my in vegas.
Speaker 1:We're on the layover and we're walking down the strip and, uh, these, these three big black gals, they're walking down the strip and they're walking down. Okay, you imagine big, massive ass. I'm talking like ass, like the size, the width of your body, one cheek right. I mean big asses. And they're walking down the strip in thongs. Now she's walking down a strip and that is it's one thing to be walking down, and she knows everybody's looking right and she's walking down. She comes walking by us and we're like in a very populated area and they're walking down anywhere else in the world, you know the police would have stopped them indecent exposure. No, this woman's down, walking down the strip and she's smacking her ass and she's like come on, come on, get you some. I know you're looking. Get you some, you like that?
Speaker 2:I'm like only in Vegas, man, only in Vegas. I like the sound of Vegas you just made. That was good yeah.
Speaker 1:You know it's like uh, this is is a normal layover in a flight attendant life.
Speaker 2:Vegas has changed so much. Years ago we stayed at a little hotel it was called the Debbie Reynolds when we first started going there. Then we ended up staying at a little San Remo, Tropicana and all these other places that they've been knocked down, and now Vegas is like high rise after freaking high rise. I mean they're huge out there now.
Speaker 1:well, there's there one thing big, the big changes in vegas one. When we started our career vegas man, you know, g and I like to eat we go to vegas, g and I would go to a vegas layover and we would kill the buffets. I mean, we would go there, we'd go to the seafood all you can eat seafood buffets. We do, oh it, we would go there, we'd go to these seafood all-you-can-eat seafood buffets. It was just out of control.
Speaker 2:You could go to do the seafood buffet for $19.95.
Speaker 1:Yeah, freaking, just kill it Lobster all day and just lobster crab as much as you want. I mean you'd go back to your room and just be like why did I do that? I mean it was just crazy.
Speaker 2:We used to stay at this one casino Remember it was the Silver Sixes or something like that. Across the street you could run out all your damn money and across the street you could get a steak, potatoes, vegetables, something to drink $3.95.
Speaker 1:Yep, not today, not today, not today. That's the change in Vegas.
Speaker 2:You can't get a damn hot dog for $3.95.
Speaker 1:Vegas food has gone out of the roof. You cannot get anything there cheap. I'm trying to honor off the strip, it's just it is expensive to go there now. It's crazy, yeah, and the only way you're going to get like inexpensive stuff now is it be a high roller and get comped. That's pretty much the only way it's happening. But I mean vegas used to be. You can go there for cheap, but not anymore.
Speaker 2:It used to be crazy when I went into the SLS, I forgot on this one too. Do you remember those rooms? Do I remember?
Speaker 1:those rooms. You remember those rooms, right yeah?
Speaker 2:All them big-ass mirrors. Dude, we had mirrors. You're like, this is such a porn video.
Speaker 1:We had, we could talk about rooms in Vegas. I mean, in my career I've had the one where we had the hot tub in the middle with the pole in the center of it. Oh yeah, like I mean in the middle of your room. You walk in, here's your bed and there's a hot tub and a dance pole in the middle of it.
Speaker 2:Do you know what I thought was the weirdest thing about the LSLS, though?
Speaker 1:What's that?
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:When you were sitting in the bed, okay, and you and you put down the blinds. Yeah, it was people. Oh yeah, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the, it was like silhouettes on the blinds yeah, people and so and they're looking at you, right. So if you were actually in bed with somebody and you're like that's kind of freaky, you're looking out and it's like well, you might be into that.
Speaker 1:What the hell it's like? Maybe you want people watching exactly you're you're warriors.
Speaker 2:The sls voyeurism damn, that was funny man.
Speaker 1:That brought back some good memories yeah, it's crazy man, but uh yeah airport jackpots, man, you know that's the one thing we talk about too.
Speaker 2:Is that there there's been some good size jackpots in vegas?
Speaker 1:dude, I guess I've uh, I used to have this like a habit that I used to do in vegas. So if I do a vegas turn or something like that like I'd always get off the plane and I'm always gonna gamble like 20 bucks, so I jump off the plane or sit time, throw 20 bucks into the machine and just go and have my favorite machines and stuff and probably 50 percent of the time I'm walking back on board with more money than I put in. So it was kind of cool, right, but there's been some big jackpots.
Speaker 2:There's a woman in 2016. Could you imagine I mean seriously getting ready say, you're getting on a plane and you're sitting there and you're like, damn, I lost all my damn money. I got like 20 bucks left and then you hit a wheel of fortune for a million bucks, Million dollars, million dollars.
Speaker 1:That makes the vacation good. Yeah, great. Puts a smiley face back on your face.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and this other person from Texas. They won over $302,000. Think about that $300,000. At the gate. At the gate, you know something? It's going to take a while for them to come down here. You might miss your flight. That's what I was just thinking. Oh hell with that flight Hell I was on. No, no, no, you go ahead. The flight only cost me $59. I'm staying here today, tomorrow and the next day $300,000?.
Speaker 1:That has extended my vacation.
Speaker 2:Oh hell, yeah, no, no, no, I'm staying, but you know the best one. The best one was this flight attendant on Megabucks at Harrah's in Las Vegas. I can't imagine this. Could you imagine me and you sitting there and you won $9.4 million? I'd be your best friend.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, I was in it because have you ever been around that when that happens, like when somebody hits it big in Vegas?
Speaker 2:Okay, here's the Vegas story. Years ago, when we used to go to Vegas, we used to play all the time, right, and here's a true story. Wife was, we were down, we used to play $50 casino and remember the slots. You'd have the big slots, the dollar ones, and so we each had $50 and we were down to the last $3 in that casino. So we went over there and I said, okay, let's just play the megabucks, let's max bet $3, put it in the machine. Sure, so I put my dollar in and she put one in and I was like put the third one. She's like no, we'll just save one for the, for the um, you know, one more spin because we're losers. A dollar, a dollar, right. So, anyway, it's like, okay, just joking around, because we lost everything. I mean we lost.
Speaker 2:And I pulled the thing it was triple, double diamond straight across the machine shot. Everybody was screaming and yelling. I'm cursing and she's she's crying because, you know, back then the dollars were just pouring out. Now, yeah, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom million, and I think we ended up with a little over $3,000 out of that jackpot. That's how crazy it is when you don't put max bet in and that's a true story. But this flight attendant won $9.4 million. Now could you imagine say you're on the phone with scheduling?
Speaker 1:Okay, First of all I went that much. Wait a second. I'm not on the phone with scheduling.
Speaker 2:Wait, you're on the phone with scheduling. Scheduling is like where are you at? I'm in Vegas. You're supposed to be on a plane. Yeah, about that. No, you're in big trouble. I just told you, I'm calling in. You can't call in sick. I'm not calling in sick, I'm calling in rich. You have no doubt. Right, your ass ain't going. That flight's canceled. I'll see you later.
Speaker 1:They're not going to pay you that much in your whole career $9.4 million.
Speaker 2:No, that is freaking crazy-ass money. Yeah, now, before we go a little bit farther, I had to talk about because I just had this too passengers with disabilities. I want to touch on this real quick Don't ever assume that a person doesn't have a disability when you see them, because we have a lot of people that assume, just because a passenger looks normal, that they are normal and that's not the case ever. I have a sister that has MS and you would see my sister and you wouldn't think that anything's wrong. And I had this with a couple passengers recently and they're like there's nothing wrong with them. I said don't ever assume that there's nothing wrong with somebody by the way that they look, because that person could have a complete disability and they're in severe pain and you have no idea and you're just being mean to them just because you think that they don't have a disability.
Speaker 1:Your perception is not that they have a disability, so you want to discriminate against him. That's ridiculous.
Speaker 2:It is.
Speaker 2:But you see this a lot because people just assume when they see a person, they're like, oh, they don't need that, they don't need the wheelchair.
Speaker 2:Well, you don't know how hard it is for them to walk every single day or how difficult it is and what they go through every single day, and I always think to myself I'm so blessed that I get to wake up every day without pain. But it makes me angry also when I see people that when they see a person that does have a disability and they're like, oh, that person doesn't need it, it's like you, you have no idea. And don't ever assume that you know if that person is disabled or not, because you're lucky enough that you never have to sit in that wheelchair. Hell, yeah, so you know. Anyway, just with that with disability because I had to say it, it just happened recently on one of my planes and it's very upsetting when I see this happen. So don't let it happen. And if you're a person that does that, maybe you should just keep your mouth shut and just go about your business.
Speaker 1:Either keep to yourself or be empathetic.
Speaker 2:Yep. And then one more thing, Sean. Have you ever hit the crazy button on a coworker?
Speaker 1:Have I hit a crazy button?
Speaker 2:Yes, that's the funniest thing you know you'll. You'll be doing something and all of a sudden you're sitting there and you're saying something and you knew you just hit crazy town. Oh right, yeah, I mean eyes. All of a sudden eyes go locked in, they're locked into. You know that. Whatever you said right, you said right, just hit the crazy button, dude you know, you know, I just flew it crazy for two months I know but no, yeah, crazy is crazy, so out of control.
Speaker 1:I mean, like we, when you hit, when you're with a co-worker, it doesn't matter if you're in the airline business or not, you got a crazy co-worker they lose their shit dude you don't.
Speaker 2:You wonder how? Who in the hell hired you?
Speaker 1:How did this person get there Right?
Speaker 2:Exactly. And how are you still here? Right, because you know. You know this crazy button has been hitting before.
Speaker 1:Well, here's the thing People hit the crazy button but they don't turn in the crazy button. That's the problem. Right, like they're not, they're, they're, they're going to tell other crew members about it, but they're not going to tell management about it. Like, like, that's the problem. That's how people stay around for so long and it keeps going on until they become legendary and we got crazy, legendary shit happening, and then until one time they just blow their shit and they're done.
Speaker 2:Do you know what? Do you know? What I love about with the crazy button, when I button with a coworker, is that they don't have the same last name as me. I look at you and I'm sitting there going. You know something? I am so glad that your last name is not mine because, your ass is just crazy. You got that right, but hey, let's go around the globe.
Speaker 1:All right, man, yeah. So what shuts down an airline so quickly?
Speaker 2:Technology, man Technology, a thousand percent.
Speaker 1:Yeah, this last week man airline totally shut down. They lost all their computer systems and everything, literally froze the entire system worldwide.
Speaker 2:Yep, Even if it wasn't all it takes is a hack. Yeah, you want to watch all this shit just completely implode. I'm talking about you're talking about the biggest airlines in the world. You want to see them implode Technology.
Speaker 1:Right, I mean it's funny because, like every, I don't think there's one airline out there that hasn't had a technology glitch, right.
Speaker 2:That's like interrupted their whole entire service of their airline if you, if you ever want to see it on the ground, just go. I mean seriously you want to. You go go, batshit crazy, watch when it, when a technology glitch happens and I still go back to like.
Speaker 1:We did it manually for so many years before, and now we're so reliant on computers like yeah, but they have to shut down the whole. Yeah, they have to shut it all down because they have no manual backup system.
Speaker 2:Before we'd have to count. Remember, we used to count passengers. Oh, dude, you say like okay, how many you got back there? Okay, one comes up, it's 100. The other one comes up, it's like 96. The other one comes up, it's like 98. I'm like are you shitting me?
Speaker 1:Nobody here can count to right dude. They used some of the airlines. It was true they actually had like pads, you know you'd see them going down the island and like they'd count each zone and still get it all up and still get it wrong.
Speaker 2:I used to laugh at that all the time. I'm like how could? Three of you come up with the different different different numbers, right yeah? I mean it's empty seats and subtraction, it's. That's not hard, but anyway, that was funny. But the other one is security breach. You get a breach in security because we had a couple people.
Speaker 1:That just happened. Yeah, they jumped the damn fence. Yeah, the airport.
Speaker 2:Yeah Right, they jumped the fence. Why would you jump the fence?
Speaker 1:I don't know, maybe they wanted to hop on a wheel.
Speaker 2:Well, Popsicle, yeah wheel. Well, popsicle, yeah, yeah, popsicle out of Cleveland. But no, it did. It shut down the airport. It's been hot.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's been hot, so you know that's a cool place to go.
Speaker 2:Two times, though, that's happened.
Speaker 1:That's crazy.
Speaker 2:The last couple weeks two times people have jumped over the fence at our airport and shut the place down. That's crazy, I mean, it is, I mean. And then you know you're going to get caught because they can see you right on the field.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:So I mean, but the technology security breaches are the top two things. But I just seen this happen the other day that former flight attendant that was sentenced to 18 years, 18 and a half years in federal prison, that dude's sick. That dude is lucky. No, but his ass is lucky that they sent his ass to federal prison.
Speaker 1:Lucky.
Speaker 2:I mean he's lucky because, let me tell you something, that boy wouldn't have lasted a day in a state prison, because filming underage girls on the aircraft, that is absolutely ridiculous. He's going to be somebody's bitch yeah but I tell you what he's more protected in a federal prison than he'd ever be in a state prison. I don't care, I know I'll tell you what he's more protected in a federal prison than he ever be in a state prison.
Speaker 1:I don't care, you know, I know Somebody's going to get to him, but anyway, 18 and a half years, you're going to have a boyfriend.
Speaker 2:Yeah, right, you're going to have a boyfriend. And then, unfortunately, we had a deal in Stockholm where they had to pull a pilot off that failed a breathalyzer test. Yeah, that's just stupid. Stockholm, where they had to pull a pilot off that failed a breathalyzer test.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:That's just stupid. We talked about this so many times. You guys listen as pilots. You guys go through way too much shit.
Speaker 1:Why would you ever jeopardize your career for something that damn stupid, all the money and all the training that it took to get to that position, and then you jeopardize it over some stupid shit?
Speaker 2:Even if it was a mistake, it was a dumbass mistake. It just doesn't make any sense. Why can't you wait? I mean, why can't you wait? Why do you just got to keep going? It doesn't. That doesn't make any sense. And then all the shit that you're going to have to go through. Yeah, I mean, it's just crazy. It didn't make any sense.
Speaker 1:It's wild because, like my, you know my wife's a pilot and she treats alcohol like the plague. I'm telling you she has high respect on alcohol and the effects of alcohol and she will not ever let it even come close to jeopardizing her job.
Speaker 2:His wife actually is one of the top pilots I have ever flown with. I would fly with her any day of the weekend. She's the epitome of what a professional pilot should be and I would never think in a million years that would even be close to her, not even a thought. But it just kills me when I see this, because you know from knowing so many pilots how long it took them to get where they're at. And you're at the pinnacle of what you're doing and then you screw it up for an overnight.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's just dumb. Getting drunk on an overnight. It makes no sense.
Speaker 2:And then recently they just dragged another pilot off.
Speaker 1:Today? Yeah, I think it was today.
Speaker 2:No, I think it was yesterday.
Speaker 1:Yesterday.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and they were dragged off of a flight from Minneapolis to San Francisco. And this is just disgusting. It's child pornography charges.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's allegedly why he's got drug off. But I was reading the article about this and it was typical West Coast man. People were like all upset. I'm traumatized to see the federal marshals come on and drag him off in handcuffs. I couldn't stop thinking about it. What was happening with him?
Speaker 2:oh my god, it was I was like no, no, unless it's your child. What was?
Speaker 1:happening was he was getting what he was coming to him like.
Speaker 2:Give me a break exactly because it was my child.
Speaker 1:You wouldn't need no damn if there's 20 law officers showing it up to an aircraft. Yeah, something's definitely going down because, first of all, for that to even happen, yeah, you know, and there's a lot of people being informed that what's getting ready to happen in that aircraft? Because, uh, cockpit's a sacred area. I hate, you know, I do, it's so stupid.
Speaker 2:Anything that, even with our industry, stupid stuff like this, even though we are talking about it, freaking. I hate it. I hate hearing about pilots being intoxicated. It's bullshit. You guys got to stop that shit. Flight attendants being intoxicated I hate hearing about that and this shit. It's like pornography and child anything, child pornography with all the stuff in the world. That's what you did. That's bullshit.
Speaker 2:And like I said, you're going to get what you're. You're going to get what you get and you know um not much more to say on that. That's just disgusting and, like I said, you'll get, you'll get yours in the end.
Speaker 1:Unfortunately, but hey, guess what just happened. What's that? We just sold our first piece of merchandise, whoop.
Speaker 2:Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop. Hey, not only that, but you know something? A huge shout-out, huge, huge, huge shout-out. We almost forgot Sean's mom bought us a couple mugs, couple mugs, and then Sean's mug says the man, the myth, the golfing legend. All we needed to add their Mom was Happy Gilmore.
Speaker 1:Right, right and then mine says absolute top guy.
Speaker 2:Gary, Give thanks for his awesomeness.
Speaker 1:His awesomeness. Praise Gary.
Speaker 2:Hey, I got a pat on the back, mom. You know the only thing that was missing and, like I said, that was top of you. I came over here and he didn't put no damn coffee in. No, top with you. I came over here and he didn't put no damn coffee in. No, are you kidding me? I'm like, are you shitting me? Your mom does this and you can't even fill it full of coffee, I think.
Speaker 1:I think her quote was um fill it with, uh, some libation of your choice.
Speaker 2:That would have been coffee. That'd be good. But hey, listen, hey, I appreciate this, I absolutely love this and I will be using this at home and reminding myself I'm top guy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and if you are wanting to get some merch and support our show, this is the time to do it, because we are now launched our official cabin pressure merch dots, my Shopifycom and all kinds of merches happening on there. We are continuously putting on new things, and if you've got ideas for merch that you would like to see shout them out, give us a shout out, send us a message. All that good stuff.
Speaker 2:And check back on it, because we're going to keep increasing the merchandise on there too. Don't just think it's not going to change, because it changes all the time.
Speaker 1:All the time we're going to continue to build on it, build on it what works, what doesn't work, all that good stuff. So yeah, cabinpressuremerchmyshopifycom, we sold the first one, boom, we're going to be rich Booyah.
Speaker 2:Between me and you, you should be able to buy a K-cup. Yeah, all right, man, let's go to the quote. The quote here's the quote for the day guys, look for something positive in each day, even if some days you have to look a little harder. Amen.
Speaker 1:Amen, man, you got that right.
Speaker 2:All right. Hey, listen, Mom. Thanks again, man. I love the mug. It's freaking phenomenal. You guys had a great time this week and hopefully next week. I'll remember what day we're supposed to be recording. I'll have to run my ass over here real quick. I'll remind us to see now, guys. Yes sirs, yes sirs. All right guys, you guys have a great week. All right, Bye See you guys.
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