Cabin Pressure with Shawn and "G"
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The commute to work can feel like a safari through the animal kingdom – both the actual wildlife darting across country roads and the various "species" of drivers we encounter daily. Shawn and G kick off this episode sharing tales from the asphalt jungle where tailgaters, no-signal ninjas, and road hogs roam freely alongside the deer and raccoons that make rural driving an adventure in itself.
Once at the airport, the wildlife observations continue as the hosts dive into the fascinating behaviors of airline passengers. G recounts meeting "Beverly Hills Cat Coco Chanel #9" – yes, that's the actual name – traveling in a clear backpack carrier, while G describes passengers who believe their designer luggage deserves special treatment in the overhead bins. The hosts share their frustration with entitled travelers, particularly the "prima donna children" whose parents have abandoned all attempts at discipline, creating challenging situations for crew and fellow passengers alike.
Flight attendants lead unique lives, and this episode peeks behind the galley curtain at "jump seat therapy" – the heart-to-heart conversations crew members have about personal struggles, particularly divorces. Between lively stories about Sean's golf tournament near-victory and celebrating passengers who actually engage with each other instead of retreating behind headphones, Shawn and G deliver an episode that's both hilarious and enlightening about the human condition at 30,000 feet.
Ever wondered why flight attendants seem so desperate to get you to follow safety instructions? Or why they get frustrated when passengers ignore announcements? The hosts reveal the personal financial penalties they face when passengers don't comply with federal regulations – a revelation that might make you think twice before keeping those headphones on during the safety briefing. From wild commutes to wild passengers, this episode delivers cabin pressure that's guaranteed to make you laugh while gaining newfound appreciation for the challenges flight crews navigate daily.
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Who is Beverly Hills Coco Chanel number five Daily commute problems and drivers we encounter. Have you met Verouk Assault in person, the Prima Donna Kid, all this. Next on Cabin Pressure with Sean and G.
Speaker 2:Hey, everyone Welcome. This is Cabin Pressure.
Speaker 1:Yeah, let's get it started in here. It's Shawnee time. Every week, man, let's get it started in here. It's Shawnee, Shawnee time, let's go, man, what's been?
Speaker 2:going on? What's going on with you? What do you mean? What's been going on with me? You know what the hell I've been doing, I've been working, okay.
Speaker 1:So I got all kinds of stuff to catch up on, man. First of all, I had my golf invitation, you know, and it was like the. You know, like I was the, I had invited my buddy. It's a three-day event. We got all this stuff and we're like you know, we're, we're, we're like a threat, like when we showed up to the, the golf tournament, people were like, oh shit no tiger showed up yeah, people were like, oh shit, it's smith and raffy, smith and raffy.
Speaker 1:One dude said, okay, I'm betting, I'm mortgaging my fucking house on you guys, I know you guys gonna win this shit. Like it was, like we came with authority, which is cool, you know, if it makes you feel good and all this stuff. But we went through the whole three days, man, we didn't lose one time, but the big, but we fucking didn't make the shootout, which is where all the money is, and yeah, and then the tournament we had, like this, like you know, we had a four-way tie.
Speaker 2:That dude ain't mortgaging shit now is he?
Speaker 1:No, no no, no, no, no, no, yeah, like he's anyways. So we get into this position where we're like thinking, you know, okay, we're out of it, we're done right With four-way tie. They were like, oh, it's a scorecard playoff, you guys had the lowest scores of the day, you're your last place for the you know tie. And uh, we're like, okay, so we're sitting around an hour, hour and a half like that. Then the pros come out and they're like, oh, we fucked up, wait a minute, wait, it's a chip off. And so now we got a chip off between four teams and two of the teams are going to get actually make it into the, the shootout. So we're like, oh, this is cool, you know, we got some life back in us.
Speaker 1:Dude, my partner is like the chip king, like he's a good, good, short chipper and he chips and all day long he's short and he gets to like he chips up. I'm like this is perfect, like we're going and there's like a backwards slip to this green and it rolls, and it rolls right off the green and it doesn't count. And then I chip up and mine stays on the green but it's not quite the right angle I like, because it was kind of like a bend and you had to like play this bend and mine stayed up instead of bending, and so we lost by like two feet.
Speaker 2:It bent your ass right out of the game.
Speaker 1:Yeah, about two feet we were out. That was it, but it was a good time, man, it was awesome.
Speaker 2:It takes two.
Speaker 1:I loved it. I never have played in an invitation on my club and it was like really really cool. But anyways, and the other thing that happened it was really fun was I'm on this flight the other day and I had these uh row, uh three gals. They were three strangers. Like they met on the plane, not one of them. You wouldn't. If you would have talked to them for a few minutes, you would have been like, oh, these girls don't even know each other, right?
Speaker 1:they're they sit next to each other. They were just all in sync, gotten lucky, and it was all in the same row.
Speaker 1:Yeah, one gal had a like a pug, she had the dog, and so she had to like conversation piece yeah, so just like the conversation piece and you know, the dog was so cute and he was totally chill and um, and then one of them was 1k and then then another one was just another gallows in a row they end up just hitting it off and it becomes this little party road on the plane, which was an absolute blast, and I got to do a shout-out here too. I told them about the show Pamela Caitlin and Mackenzie big shout-out, we had big fun on the plane. And they just like it's so much different, like when you have a pastors are just enjoying themselves and they're like, oh, you know, they started drinking all this stuff. And the girls, they started getting louder and louder and they're like, oh, we're having fun, we're having fun. I told him I was like yeah, you can have fun, but don't get stupid.
Speaker 2:But you know something Today you don't find that too often, because years ago you didn't have a choice right. You had conversations with people, you talked to people Right, and today, no, they put their headphones on, they mind their own business.
Speaker 1:I mean, they act like they're lepers until the last three minutes of the flight and after that, and then they're best friends. I never noticed that. I know, no, no, no, that was my whole thing. I was like listen, I was like these gals are like having blast. I wanted to support the fun and all that stuff and, believe me, if you have a flight attendant that you're all connecting with, you know, be friendly to the flight attendants, they'll be friendly to you, like I was with these gals and uh, we had a great, great time.
Speaker 2:But uh, I just I had to bring it up because I was like, out of all the flights I did in this last week, they were, they were my peak fun flight you know, you know, when we travel around and and we're um, uh, deadheading, right, we have to, we're we're leaving, uh, to go to another destination, we're not a working crew member, but we actually, right, have to sit in a seat next to passengers, isn't it amazing? One of two things happen, right they either don't talk to you at all, or all they do is talk to you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, right, about four rows back from those girls, I had the old lady that wouldn't shut up, right, like they were sitting next to somebody. That literally she talked to this person the entire night, whether they wanted to or not, I don't know, but I mean, every time I pass a road she was just like.
Speaker 2:But the thing is, though, is people just in general. If you ever watch them on a plane, they'll sit there the whole freaking flight. Never say a damn word to each other. And then the last three minutes. So are you staying in LA and next RightA On a four-hour?
Speaker 1:flight.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and they have this conversation, all this conversation. Yeah, it was great talking to you Three minutes. You could have talked to each other for four freaking hours, five hours, and you didn't do it. Oh, easily Right.
Speaker 1:Easily. I literally was like, you know, I really was like paying attention to how the vibe on this whole flight was going. Um, you know it, I really like was like paying attention to how the vibe on this whole flight was going, you know. So it is crazy how people like the headsets are are number one we need to get. We need a sign here in our studio that says you know, we hate fucking headsets but you know, a lot of it too is close proximity, I think.
Speaker 1:I want to make a shirt that says like flight attendant, enemy number one, and it has a picture of headsets.
Speaker 2:We say that all the time. Man, I hate that damn thing, hate them. But you know, I think, the closeness, so you know when people are sitting so close to each other because you know they're like, like, you know, the armrest Nazis. Yeah, you know what I mean. That belongs to me, don't touch it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean, that's one of the things like in the. You know the greeting when you first get on the plane and stuff. You get the vibe right off the bat. You know, do I have the asshole that's the armed Nazi or whatever, or do I have this friendly person that's going to say good morning, hello. How you guys doing. Where are you guys going? What are you doing? You know, like, just have a start up with a little bit of conversation for a little while before you click away to your movie or your music or whatever you know, and we do notice that a lot, but situations like that where you see three of them getting along, usually not until the end of the flight, right, right, right, exactly.
Speaker 1:The other thing that happened was I had this gal, this flight attendant, and I hate hearing this stuff and I know you can relate to all this shit, but she went through, or she's still going through, some nasty divorce stuff and I know like I've never had to do that.
Speaker 2:See, the one thing about our job really people don't understand about when we talk in the galley, one of the biggest things that we talk about is is literally jump seat therapy man. I mean there's, there's a therapy that we talk with other flight attendants because of what goes on in their life, and one of the number one things that we talk about is what divorces.
Speaker 1:Yeah, divorces, divorces happen all the time, and this gal was like she was telling me the story about like she was like she's like, yeah, and, and I know, first of all, like, just to be fair, there's always two sides of the story and I'm getting only one side here. And there are crazy ass flight attendants. We have crazy ass flight attendants.
Speaker 2:right, really, yes, did we not talk about the hot button? Hell yeah, we got crazy flight attendants yeah we are crazy, but anyway.
Speaker 1:So this is my thing. So she went and they're like arguing over this kid in custody and the dude is being like just an asshole and all he wants to do is take her to court. And she's trying to convince him don't, don't, uh, let's not do this. You know we're spending stupid money. And he's like no, fuck you, I don't. You know, you know we're doing this. You know I want cut, I want more custody and all this stuff.
Speaker 1:And this guy doesn't want to do really anything with like he, his behavior dictates future behavior and he doesn't really spend too much time with the daughter anyways. So and I don't think the daughter doesn't want to she didn't make it like seem like that, it was like but anyhow. So he's like no, I'm taking you to court. And she's like you know, this is going to cost us $30,000 apiece. You know like he goes no, you're going to pay for it, I'm suing you for it. It's court and the whole thing shakes out and it's like nobody wins, everything stays the same. The judge, like you know why are you fucking bringing this shit to me? Like this is stupid. And there's like everything's staying the same, done deal, and the lawyers are the only ones that make out, so they're paying each lawyer 30 grand for this freaking thing. So they lost 60 grand total. And who loses the most? This?
Speaker 2:this child, you know the one thing about divorces and and a lot of people they don't understand and a lot of these flight attendants that we fly with they don't understand it's it's the state dictates it. I mean, if it, if it's a 50 50 state, it's 50, 50 I mean, they're always.
Speaker 1:They're looking exactly what you make, what he makes and and the shit's getting split.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what it is. And you can you make what he makes, and the shit's getting split, that's what it is. And you can fight, bitch, piss or moan, and it's still going to be 50-50. And when you get to that judge, judge is going to look at you and go 50-50. 50-50. It's a 50-50 state.
Speaker 1:And you don't like it.
Speaker 2:That's too damn bad. You live in the state right, because that's exactly that's exactly what happens. But you know divorces, I mean there, there's not a nice one. No, I mean that a lot of times. You listen, you know you know, rich there's still not nice divorce, I mean there's amicable.
Speaker 1:There's amicable divorces that people that can be both of the adults and like and understand that listen you've never heard of flight attendants say yeah yeah, no, no, I've had, that's what I was talking about.
Speaker 1:Rich and his ex actually have a very, very like, um, like very cool relationship and they both are very focused on their daughter. Like they just want to make the daughter had. Like, this shouldn't impact the daughter, they don't have to like each other and everything, but they can work with each other. And so they like literally have never, ever, they the. They actually did uh, whatever, just a contract, whatever, I don't even know what the terminology is of it, but they, they did the, the easiest, cheapest way to do it, because they all just agreed with half. Like they were like okay, half of this, half of this, we this, we're all set, even the lawyers looking over, and they're like this is okay, we're done.
Speaker 2:See, I hate when these men and women they sit there and they tell this person I'm going to take you for everything, I'm going to do this and this person's scared to death because they really don't know and I've told them before. I said you're in a state that is 50-50. It doesn't matter what they say, you're going to get 50% of whatever he's got. He's going to get 50%. What they're going to do, they're going to look at the difference. And that's where it is.
Speaker 2:Same thing as child support. That's another thing. They don't understand Child support. They're going to look at his income. They're going to look at your income and who makes more and guess what? Whoever makes more is going to be the one paying child support. That's just the way it is. Same thing as spouse support. That's the way it works, man. I mean, you can scream, yell at all you want, but when it comes to the divorce part of it, it's just the way it is. It's the laws of that state a lot of time. But you know, the funny part too is I always say that that day that you met somebody right, when you met Carol that day you turned left instead of right. What?
Speaker 1:do you mean by that?
Speaker 2:In life, in life, when you meet someone that day, you just have you know, you're just, you know hypothetically, you're just saying you turned left that day, you met her, you were on that flight.
Speaker 1:Absolutely.
Speaker 2:On that day that girl should have turned right.
Speaker 1:Right, right.
Speaker 2:Her ass should have turned right. I always say that I was like you got to laugh about it because on that day you have to look at that when you turn left, that day you turn the wrong damn place. Yeah Right, your ass should have turned the other way because you missed the right was on the other side.
Speaker 1:You bumped into the wrong damn person, mr Wrong, mr Damn wrong.
Speaker 2:So just realize it goes by the state, so just realize it goes by the state. Turn right next time instead of left. Maybe Mr Right's on that side Right, but shitty, divorce is no fun, no fun, hey.
Speaker 1:so what's been going?
Speaker 2:on with you, man. You know, when I travel back and forth from Los Angeles, there's always some story to tell.
Speaker 1:Dude, first of all, it's just the craziest damn flight. I mean like it's so funny because out of Cleveland here like one way is chill and one way is crazy.
Speaker 2:I was laughing about it because you were talking about it when you came back, started flying again. You're like I just did LA and going out there, it was good, it was normal, right, right, and then I had to come back, yeah, and there's the return, then there's the return.
Speaker 2:Then there's a return flight it ain't so normal on the return right. So I was coming back from Los Angeles to Cleveland and they were boarding the aircraft and this woman comes on board and she has a backpack carrier. Have you seen those? Yeah, Okay, Now this one's completely clear. Clear, yeah.
Speaker 1:Clear because there's a, there's an animal in there. Animal in there right.
Speaker 2:So yeah, she gets on board. I thought it was kind of cool, so was it?
Speaker 1:like a. Was it one made for animals, or was it?
Speaker 2:like, yeah it was, it was a cat carrier it had holes in it, but it wasn't like a plastic bag.
Speaker 1:She had a cat in trying to suffocate it or nothing like that, like a wrap on the back. Yeah, I got you.
Speaker 2:No, it was a clear, it was a clear carrier, so you could see the cat and it was. It was. It was kind of cool.
Speaker 1:So, yeah, she didn't have an animal in a glad bag or something like that, a couple holes drilled in it.
Speaker 2:no, no, she. She walked on board and um, so I told her good morning and she said good morning, I. That's such a cool bag and I'm like you can see the cat and everything she goes. It's not just a cat, it's not just a cat. And I said it looks like the cat and she was like it's not, she goes. This is Beverly Hills Cat, coco Chanel, no 9.
Speaker 1:That's the cat's name.
Speaker 2:I'm still paused. I know I'm looking at the damn cat right and she goes. And she emphasized Beverly Hills, right. So you know my response said that's great and I said she's a good-looking cat. I said you should bring her over my house and play with Gemma Cleveland Dog Pound. Yeah Right, gemma would tear her ass up.
Speaker 1:How big was this cat?
Speaker 2:It wasn't that big, but Gemma would scrap with anybody. Hell, she's only like four and a half pounds. But you know something, she's a little Yorkie. She would go toe-to-toe. I was like bring Coco Chanel over the house.
Speaker 1:Those two will go at it a little bit Coco. Oh God, I'm going to tell you like, listen, I like animals a lot, but I'm not a crazy animal lover. Like I'm not like crazy.
Speaker 2:I'm a dog person, don't even talk to me.
Speaker 1:I'm like like yeah, people get crazy about their shit and like, uh it is. It gets them to the point like there's people like I'm not naming any names here or anything like that, but there's people. I know that literally they, their animals, are their life like they can't, even when, when they get into a room with humans, they can't talk about anything other than their animal.
Speaker 2:Well, this woman, I'm sitting there thinking okay, when you call this cat, when I yell Gemma, I'm like Gemma, get over here, right, when she calls this, she's got to go. Beverly Hills cat, coco Chanel, number nine get over here. What the? Are you kidding me? Come on man.
Speaker 1:Dude, give it a damn name. Right, right, right. Coco would be a good short name. Coco, come here Like the cat's going to actually behave.
Speaker 2:But it wasn't. It was Beverly Hills Cat Coco Chanel, number nine. That was shit, but anyway, when I was going to the airport, though, this was a scene that happened and I felt kind of bad for them. You know Cleveland. When I come into Cleveland a lot of times, I know lots of the TSA people.
Speaker 1:Oh, dude, we've been doing this for so long. I mean, we know them by name.
Speaker 2:Some of them are so cool man.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and that's kind of like the people on the plane we were talking about a minute ago. It's like, you know, you like there's all the crew that come through and see the TSAs every day and they don't know, they don't talk to them, like they're just. This is an obstacle. I got to get through right Versus, like hey, there's just another person doing the job as well, you know, and they don't like stop and say, hey, how's your morning going? What's going on? You know.
Speaker 2:Well, the normal passenger, when they come in at TSA, they see them for a flash, right, for a moment, right, so they don't know them. They have no idea their personality. They're like, oh, tsa is paying the ass or TSA is no, they're not, they're doing a job. And there's so many of these people that are amazing. I mean, I see them every single day and they're amazing. And these people were giving them a bad time and as they're sitting there and I was sitting there thinking you guys have no idea, because you know they wear them dumb shirts, like TSA, you know, violated me, like they're groping them or something.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's stupid.
Speaker 2:Could you imagine having to stick your hands up in somebody's nasty junk 5,000 times in?
Speaker 1:a day. No way, dude.
Speaker 2:Right, first of all. Nobody wants to do that. Nobody wants to do that.
Speaker 1:That job. I'm not doing that job period Because I mean part of that job is yeah, you're patting down people and dude, sometimes like I guess you know how, like they're open hand and they're patting down and moving all this stuff and they they slide up on your junk and get some tight in there and I'm like dude like really touching on the back, yeah, and people running in their gloves sweaty yeah, yeah, they're nasty they literally have like um, like I don't yeah dealing with.
Speaker 1:they have to deal with our level people, we, they get them before us, right, but they're touching those motherfuckers, yeah Right.
Speaker 2:Well, here's the thing.
Speaker 1:Sometimes they don't want to touch them.
Speaker 2:Okay, here's even better. So they come through. We have different areas that you go through TSA you have TSA pre-check Right, you have clear Right and then you have the regular TSA Right. It says it right on top. There's a person up there saying clear pre-check Right. If you're not clear pre-check, you can't be in this line.
Speaker 1:Right Got to go to the general public line.
Speaker 2:Right, that's the big one that goes all the way through the airport, right, okay, so this is the shorter one. So you get in that shorter line and the first thing you do when you get up there they're all pissed off because they're in the wrong line. Yeah, but you didn't pay attention. So you start yelling at the TSA people, like I said, they take so much shit right from the get-go man and from the time that you walk up, you don't have your ID, you don't have this. You put the wrong things inside your bag.
Speaker 2:Like that sign says behind you you can't fix stupid. No, you can't. And and they, these people like I said, they don't even humanize these people and they're and like a lot of them are really really cool I see them every day really nice people, but, um, you know, they are the first line of defense against the people. We got a lot of bad people in this world, lots of bad people, lots right, and they're the bad and stupid, bad and. Right and they're the first line of defense.
Speaker 1:Bad and stupid. Yeah, but they're the first line of defense. Yeah, I mean, you know, my thing with TSA is like, listen, they're only there to do a job that is mandated by the rules of our country, and this all came about because 9-11. And 9-11, we updated11, we updated. You know the security and you know, and these this is the thing that we have to do in order to keep ourselves safe. And you know what it's fucking working, right, I mean, it is whether, whether you want to admit it or not, it's working. You know, and and you get, I get on, I come to work every day and I feel safe. Right, feel like I'm. I don't feel like I have to worry about things coming through the checkpoint or people you know. You know threats to my aircraft or any of that type of stuff. So, um, you know, everybody should kind of step back and be thinking you know, this is, this is a necessity that we have to have, unfortunately in this today's world world. But hey, it's like you know.
Speaker 2:Just take a minute and humanize these people, though, because a lot of them are really good people and they're really nice. They're just, you know. You got to remember, though, that they're there to do a job and make sure that they follow the rules that they're supposed to too, and you know you're giving all this information before you get to an airport, so don't get mad at them if you didn't follow the rules. I agree, you know I do. So this was going on in this LA flight, but another I forgot about this one this lady comes on. This is funny, you know, when someone their bag, you know like their bag's special. Yeah, you know what I mean. I mean not just special.
Speaker 1:Coco Chanel's number nine.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but it's not that one, right, it's not that one, but it is one of those Beverly Hills bags, right? So you know you're going in there and our overhead vents are bigger, so you've got to flip these bags over on the sides like you would a book, right? So, going over there and flipping one of these bags over, and this lady is like, uh, excuse me, and I said yeah, and she goes, um, I really like to have that bag laying flat. And I said yeah, but we got a lot of people and you need to flip that over. And she was like do you know what kind of bag that is?
Speaker 2:I was like well, it looks like a Louis Vuitton, and she was like it is. And I said but it flips over on the side like a travel pro, right? Does that kill you, dude? They got specialty bags. You can't touch that bag. You can't do it, louis Vuitton. Come on, don't buy a damn Louis Vuitton bag. If you want to travel, then I mean, if you're so concerned about it, okay, it's going to go in the belly. Louis Vuitton goes in the belly too.
Speaker 1:Yeah Right, you know what he travels everywhere All these stupid bags. It doesn't matter how much they cost. They still got to be treated exactly the same way, right?
Speaker 2:They do, yeah, and every single time. Every single time that you see one of these bags, that person's looking at you Right. When you start touching a Louis Vuitton, right, they're already looking at you.
Speaker 1:Dude, I had a lady flip out on me like she did not want to put her purse. She had a big old-ass coach purse and it was new, whatever. And here's the thing, the value of the luggage that you have and the value of what it costs and all that stuff is, I mean, to a flight attendant, we don't, we don't give a shit, right, you know, it's just a bag, we don't care less how much it costs. But we got to, we got rules we got to follow, and so she would not. For she was like I'm setting this on my lap. She had it was a big ass purse, and I'm like no, that's going underneath the seat, I'm not setting this. This purse is $300.
Speaker 2:Yep, I was sitting there thinking you know the other difference between the Cleveland and LA section of the flight. So you know when we do our walkthroughs, yeah, okay, so we're required to do these walkthroughs before we um depart the gate, before we take off, and we're doing checks, that we're required to do so in cleveland, uh, you tell them put your seat back straight, tables up, um, and, and you walk through. You maybe have a couple, right, right, might have a couple people that that are not following directions yeah, they're wearing their headphones?
Speaker 2:yeah, wearing headphones, the ones we love, but you come back from LA.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:And you make all these announcements. Get off your phones, put your bags away, don't plug in in the exit rows. Seat backs, tray tables.
Speaker 1:Damn.
Speaker 2:Sean, I swear to God, not one freaking person was paying attention. You got gotta go through the whole time screaming.
Speaker 1:Here's my thing with it. Like that you were talking about, like last week, me, me and my routine, you know, with the headsets and all that stuff and me screaming, it gets their damn attention. That's the one thing. That's why one of the reasons why I started doing it, because I'm starting to yell. As soon as you get a flight attendant standing in front of everybody and you start screaming out something, people are like, they're like grabbing their headphones, like what's happening yeah exactly.
Speaker 1:I could be talking about martians or whatever, it doesn't matter, but they're gonna actually like pause for a moment, like whoa, what's going on? Because they're not used to seeing that, right?
Speaker 2:So, yeah, I mean it is, but we see that in destinations though, right. Right, I mean, you see the difference in destinations LA, newark, right.
Speaker 1:I mean all these Certain routes. Yeah, certain routes are like you know. I mean West Palm out of Newark is like a nightmare, right.
Speaker 2:When you're going through. What's the most annoying thing that when a passenger does to you, when you're doing that when I'm going through and you're you're doing your. You're doing your checks. When we go through and we do our checks, we have to make sure these people are not doing certain things right, talking on their phone, my, my, uh. What's the most annoying thing for me?
Speaker 1:is uh, they're ignoring me exactly, dude. I mean like if you see me walking in the aisle and I'm telling you, like I'm not being forceful or anything, I'm like you know, can you grab your check? You know, hi, can you? Can you? You know, bring your seat back forward, whatever. And there is no reaction and they're ignoring me. That's when my body pauses and stands over you. It's like that pisses me off, like I'm like, okay, get out of your fucking world. Pay attention for two seconds. We need to prep you for this flight, to get off the ground and let's go they?
Speaker 2:they think the flight attendants just want to be a pain in the ass. They're done yeah that we're required to do this. We have to do this before the plane takes off. And guess what? If you're not doing it, you're going to go back to the gate. You got to be careful about certain things like being on the phones and stuff like that, because if you stay on that phone and then all of a sudden that plane turns back around, you're going off, you're not staying on a plane.
Speaker 1:Here's my focus is that people may not realize. The sooner I get my ass back on my jump seat, the sooner I'm happy, the sooner we all just do everything we're supposed to do and I get back there and I'm out of your face anymore. Let's go Relax, chill, do what you got to do, but we got to do these compliances. We're required. Maybe they don't know that we get fined like it. If there was a faa person inspecting us and we don't do this, we we can be have get personal fines. It's not just a company getting fined, it's we are getting personally. We don't make enough money to be getting fined right, they'll turn.
Speaker 2:They'll turn a nice flight attendant, not so nice. You copy that.
Speaker 1:Right yeah, because they're annoying our ass. You know like don't be annoying.
Speaker 1:People just don't they don't like being told what to do. But you know, talking about annoying man. I just prima donna children. I was on listen going back and forth like you're talking about, like Cleveland, la, and all that stuff, and it doesn't really matter the market, it doesn't matter if it's cleveland, doesn't matter wherever. Coming out of florida, texas, I don't, okay, you name the place you get these children that the parents are creating prima donnas like. It annoys the shit out of me. I mean they're teaching this future generation how to behave. And so it's like hey, can you get them to buckle their seatbelt, right? And Johnny, and they're standing on the seat. Yeah, and Johnny, do you want to buckle your seatbelt?
Speaker 2:I'll sit your ass down. It's like, yeah, yeah, um, um. Do you want to buckle your seatbelt? I'll sit your ass down. Yeah, yeah, like, um, you know, oh, he's, he's trying to do it.
Speaker 1:There is not one chance in hell that one of my kids would not have been in that seat with their seat belt on dude, not one. So what brought this thing? I had this gal and and it was, it was his mother and daughter. That was in first class and and they were like, like the daughter was a teenager, okay, and I'm guesstimating somewhere like the 13 year age, okay, and mom was very cool, chill, right. But this Very cool, chill, right.
Speaker 1:But this teenager, she was the neediest little bitch you've ever seen in your life. You know what she was like she was. I kept on telling her like, literally, I nicknamed her on a flight. I was like Ruka Salt, ruka Salt in 4A. She needs something. Like me and the flight attendant, we were going back and forth, we were having fun with her. I'm like yeah, veruca salt. There she comes again.
Speaker 1:Like I mean, you would ask her like hey, would you like something to drink? And she was like um, I do you have any fresca? And you're like no, um, can I get you like a Sprite or something? No, no, no, no, um. Well, do you have like a um, a, maybe a smoothie? And you're like art. I'm looking at the mom like I'm like is this like, can you please get your child under control? I mean there's a fucking menu in front of you and we got normal stuff, coke, sprite, whatever, you know some juices, okay. Then you say, oh, okay, you know what, I'll take an orange juice. And then you're like, I'm like, okay, great. And I'm talking to my mom. She's oh, you know, wait, I want an orange juice and I'd like a water. And can you give me a sparkling water as well with that? This is the fucking daughter talking to me. I'm like, and the mom's just sitting there like I.
Speaker 2:I'm surprised she was talking to you. A lot of times they talk through their parents. Yeah, They'll look at their mom and they'll be like can you tell him that I want a spritzer with?
Speaker 1:a lemon. You know, that goes as far as I can. Freaking like spit I'm still.
Speaker 2:I'm standing right here. I'm just letting you know. Yeah, I can hear you, I'm still. I'm standing right here.
Speaker 1:I'm just letting you know, yeah, I can hear you. Even though you're talking through mom, I can still hear you.
Speaker 2:I get it sometimes when they're like the little young kids you know that's doing that. No, I can't get it either, because I was just going to tell you. Now wait a minute, I was just going to tell you, Just on a flight just on a flight and this kid was. He was screaming because he was like I'm hungry, I'm hungry. They only gave me one snack and I'm like, are you kidding me?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I had four hours of that last night.
Speaker 2:Screaming, crying, right, because this kid was still hungry, because they didn't have any other snacks. And it's not just up front man, I'm not, I'm not trying to say no.
Speaker 1:I'm just like the. The whole point about this is that you get these parents that are allowing this behavior, and I mean actually this mother that that was with his daughter, brooke assault. She was like literally midway through the flight. She was like literally midway through the flight she was like you know, I don't know what her name was, but she was like stop, stop it. She literally started because she was getting embarrassed herself because she was a needy little girl dude. I was like, oh my gosh, daddy, I want it. Dude. Charlie and Charlie's the Factory is my jam. I love that movie. It's so funny. I mean, brook Assault is like there are really kids in the world like those kids in Charlie and Charlie and the Factory.
Speaker 2:They had a video they showed the kids and the parents traveling back in the 80s and it was so. I mean mean as eye-opening, because I remember when, when I started flying and they all dressed up and the kids came, they got like little clothes on, they all sat down. They always had coloring books, things to do right parents always had something for them to do. Right.
Speaker 1:These kids today not saying well, do Some of those kids come on, they're like you know, they have the iPads. They got computers. They got you know freaking Game Boy. They're not Game Boys anymore, now they got the freaking what is it? The Nintendo Switch. You know they got those things going on Like they'll have like so much technology in their little backpack, like they have thousands and thousands. They'll pull out their $500 Apple, ipads and headphones. Dude. It's unbelievable how much money some of these little kids are carrying around with them.
Speaker 2:Even though we talk about these kids. But there's a lot of parents that do hold their kids to it. They make their kids say please and thank you, and let me tell you that goes a long way in our job. Hell, yeah, it does. I mean, when you see the kids and they have the manners, it goes a long way in our job and you do see that too, because there's a lot of parents that they expect a lot from their kids.
Speaker 1:Still, I would say it's like a 50-50,. I feel like you know, like I would say it's like a 50-50, I feel like Half of the parents we're going to get that are just like. The kids are well-behaved. They say please and thank you. We don't need sir and ma'am, but we definitely need please and thank you.
Speaker 2:But we need like a 90-10. I would love to have a 90-10, like please and thank you on that side, because a 90-10, that would have been. We'd have probably had a 98-2 when we were little, because our parents would have whooped our ass if we didn't talk to somebody. Politely, hold a door, did something. I'm serious, man. I mean you got the beat down.
Speaker 1:Right man.
Speaker 2:You start screaming about. Could you imagine screaming that you didn't get another snack in front of your parents?
Speaker 1:God, I can't even imagine.
Speaker 2:What was the number one phrase that you heard when you started doing that? Right, you start crying. Yeah, what's the number one phrase? What? What are you talking about? I'm going to give you something to cry about.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, oh you want to cry, I'm going to give you something to cry about. Oh hell, no, that'll take you to the back of that lavatory.
Speaker 2:I'm going to give you a reason.
Speaker 1:I will give you a reason. We haven't heard that we need more of that in the world again. Like that has to be brought back. Like, please give your children a reason to cry.
Speaker 2:Somebody would be calling the police on that. But you're right, man, they, they, they need to bring a little bit more of that back.
Speaker 1:I just, I mean, baruch was just uh, I just I was just taken back by her for a little while and I just, like I got to talk about this, this is, I hadn't had baruch on the plane for a while. I mean, we have some bad, ill-behaved kids, but that one, uh, entitled kid in first class, I mean she was like, literally, she should have had Coco Chanel number nine kitty with her too.
Speaker 2:That cat kills me. I told you, man, I would have loved to seen Gemma Gemma looked at that saying I'm going to tear your ass up, right, coco Chanel? Oh my gosh. But you know, um, I, the other day, when I was, uh, when I was driving in and um, I always leave early, yeah, cause I, you know, me and Carol, I, I drove Carolyn the other day. She, sean's uh wife, actually me and her were flying together, so we had, we were driving nice. Yeah, my wife, I like her. No, she's nice.
Speaker 1:No, I like her.
Speaker 2:Did you hear me say that she's nice? Because the last few days, the last few days, I've been telling Sean a lot of this. This has been the phrase I've been going back and forth. I like Carol a lot more than you.
Speaker 1:I think that's in the text. Chat lots.
Speaker 2:Did I tell you that Sean was an ass with me? No, but anyway, I like Carol more than Sean. I'm a little bit more frank than Carol.
Speaker 1:I'm a realist. You're an ass.
Speaker 2:But, I was driving in and I always leave early because the first four miles of my drive and a lot of you guys can relate to this your commute to commute in to work right, First of all, at the times that we're moving. Early in the morning because I'm an early flyer, I love early.
Speaker 1:We're way out in the country. So I mean like there's still wildlife and all that shit we got to deal with, like there's a lot of that stuff Shit.
Speaker 2:I hit a deer two times in a year. You get the PTSD after that.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:You really do. I mean because you start believing you're like attracting deer.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because you feel like, hey, you know what I can react to this whole thing, like I feel, okay, I see a deer, I can slow down, I can move out of the way, you know like the whole thing, but you just don't understand Like these things will dart out out of the corner of your eye, you don't even know they're coming, and boom Shit.
Speaker 2:When I hit these things, man, the first one had no clue Came right out of the field in full stride. Before I even blinked, the thing was in front of the car yeah, in front of the car, yeah, I mean. And it was up over the top of the car. It was horrible. And then the other one was the interstate. I'm coming down the interstate, this whole freaking herd goes across the interstate and I'm slamming on the brakes and thinking, okay, I, I missed him, I missed all of them. Nope, there's henry right all the way trailing and he takes out the whole left side of my, my envoy. And after you do that, man, you really do. Have you ever hit a deer?
Speaker 1:oh yeah, I had a like a young. It wasn't exactly like a brand new little baby deer, but it was a young deer not fully, uh, but it. I was pinned between me and a semi and we're coming through and both the semi and I are like trying to slow down at the same time because we see little bambi bouncing across and she's coming across the highway, the medium, and it's getting ready to come to our lane and I'm trying to slow down, slow down and the truck is blocking me out. I can't know where to go either go into a ditch or hit the fucking deer. Deer got hit right. I was like oh shit, boom and it hit my like right dude, flipped over to my car. It was, it was a, it was a crazy but.
Speaker 1:I wasn't here's. Here's my thing. I'm not dying over damn deer like the tear. I'm gonna take that damn deer out before I'm gonna like swerve right, I hit the truck or anything that like you get. Like you drive with these people and they're like, oh, I'm gonna swerve out of the way. I'm like fuck him I'm not gonna roll that shit. Yeah, you will like that car will go out of.
Speaker 2:Yeah I like being here. Yeah, no, I mean I get it, man. I mean trust me, when I hit those, I had to drag that one off the interstate because I didn't want somebody else to hit it.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:Because it was back on the interstate.
Speaker 1:I wish more people would like think that way, like would actually think hey, you know what, I need to take this off the highway? Yeah, because I couldn't stop immediately. I hit the deer and I just had to keep rolling.
Speaker 2:The secondary accidents are actually the worst than the primary, because when you first hit the deer, I mean you're going to wreck your car.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I had no spot Like this road I was on had no median to like slow my car in and pull it over type of thing, but I just had this giant semi right next to me and then me, and so then what I did is I end up speeding up, getting off on the next exit and like look at my car and I get out of my car and there's all kinds of shit hanging off of it and bended, you know it's horrible. Yeah, I didn't like my land rover looking like that.
Speaker 2:No, no, I didn't like my envoy either. And the funny thing about it, I took it on the right side the first time and I took it back in garage, fixed all the damn thing and I had two. Took it on the right side the first time and I took it back in garage, fixed all the damn thing and I had two months later, you get to me, I took out the whole left side. Wow, but anyway, it was a commute in that I was talking about, and I'm like the first four miles I always drive slow because I don't like hitting anything and out pops coyotes, man. You get raccoons. You get possums, baby raccoons. You see a raccoon. You're going to see like two or three more little baby ones running right after, not even paying attention. You're talking about this.
Speaker 1:This happened to me over that tournament last week. I was going down through the neighborhood this is daytime and I'm like flying with my golf cart. My golf cart goes like 20 miles per hour or something like that and I'm flying down there and like out of this, like the side of my eye, like me and my buddy were here, comes this rabbit and the rabbit darts out and literally I think it bounced off the wheel and shot back into the bushes and I was like what the hell was that? I mean, it happened so quick. I was like whoa. But that's just like the commute in, you know, like when you're commuting in, you're the these animals come out of anywhere. Man, I've hit a possum, I've hit a raccoon, I've hit a deer.
Speaker 2:Now, let's no. We've talked about the animals that come out of nowhere right and animals that come out of nowhere right, and they don't have a choice because that's where they live. Now let's talk about the animals on the roadway with us, because you guys can relate to this. Yeah, all right, there's all kinds of animals on the roadway. How are these crazy as? Drivers yeah what do you feel about the tailgater?
Speaker 1:dude, I hate tailgaters. Although my wife always says I'm tailgating, listen, first of all. I there, there's, there's time. I feel like there's times when I got to get over you know whatever and I normally don't wait till the last minute to get over or anything that but I got to get over and I only have a tight window to get into whatever. But I got to get over, Like I'm not going to run by this exit. Dude, If we missed the the Medina exit coming home from work, well, the next exit is what?
Speaker 1:five miles yeah, right, yeah, I'm not missing that exit no, I get it so I'm, you know, like, coming in there, wife will be like she'll grab the armrest and like whoa what's happening. But uh, but normally I'm not like, I'm not a tailgater like I. I normally I keep a car, car and a half, two cars in front of me like space and try to do that thing. But I can't stand it when I'm like we're commuting in and you see the guy like right riding the dude's bumper.
Speaker 2:They'll do it in a 20-mile-an-hour zone. They'll do it going 70. I'm like why yeah?
Speaker 1:Unbelievable.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and then here's the best part too when you're coming, when you're coming home, and you're coming off the exit and then you're trying to merge, yeah, okay, and the traffic, the traffic is all backed up. Sure, everybody's been through this, right? Okay, listen, let him in. Right, I understand you don't want the guy that is cheating and going down the side of the road and then he wants to cut over and avoid all that contact. But that's not you. You're just coming off the first exit, trying to get onto the interstate, and you're acting like, oh shit, I ain't going to let him in. And then you get in there and this person is now riding your bumper.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we have an area right up here, up this road here, and I know you drive it every now and then but coming home from Meet Myself, they created a double turn lane into what eventually is going to become a single turn lane, but it goes back into the neighborhood on River Styx here down by Bueller's.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm talking about. Yeah, so there's one lane where it's the correct lane to turn in and you're going to be in a line of cars and everybody kind of lines up. And then there's the lane that they just created, a new one which was really created because there's businesses on both sides and you're going to be able to like like turn off of that. So if you get in the left hand lane you'll be able to turn left and go, but they've turned the left hand lane into a. I'm gonna pass everybody lane, I'm gonna turn quick, I'm gonna jump in front of all these other joes because I'm that guy or gal, right, that drives me crazy that drives me this, especially when I'm just like just just turn and I got to get you know.
Speaker 1:We're all lined up, we're all taking our turn. No, you're going to jump the line.
Speaker 2:All right, how about the guy in the left-hand lane that's going so slow that he's acting like it's a scenic route?
Speaker 1:I'm going to tell you right now, dude, that stuff is so dangerous to me. Like I mean, have you been like going down and boom, and then you hit that guy, Like that guy is like not that you hit him, like you almost hit him because they're going so slow, yeah, and you're like, are they not understanding what I? The speed limit is 70 miles per hour and you're doing 50? And the three lanes to the right are empty.
Speaker 2:And they're empty and like whatgoo, get over like you, stop, stop, stop with the sanity, because you're gonna cause a wreck. How about when you look in your rear view mirror and you see the dude acting like he's in the fast and furious right? You see him, right, you see him and he's like, oh shit, man, he's closing, he's closing, damn, look at him, he's like doing 120 and he just blows by you and and no turn signal, no, nothing, weaving his ass in and out of track.
Speaker 1:Yeah, man, I get like everybody, everybody knows those crazy ass like it's. It's wild. Sometimes I just like I set my cruise control going into work and I have that, you know, and you get the fast and furious going by. You like on like I'll go to the middle lane, just just intentionally kind of sit there. I'm doing my 70. I always am like five miles over or whatever. And I'm going and cars are like zoom, zoom, zoom, right next to you, yeah, Right and left, yeah, and you're like what the hell I said?
Speaker 2:Fast and Furious man. Their asses are flying.
Speaker 1:Or you see the cars that are racing each other Like they're all whatever. It's road rage or whatever, but they're like racing and you're like dude, it's 5 am.
Speaker 2:On the commute man, please, the whole highway's open, and the one I love is the texter swerving all over the damn road. No eyes on the road, no.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:Going all over. Now. You want to see Carol's face. You should have seen her when the guy was taking a video of himself driving next to us and literally he wasn't even paying attention to the road. He almost came right over in our lane.
Speaker 1:Dude, I don't even like phones are the most dangerous things. Like, I have hands-free and most new cars all have hands-free technology. There's no effing reason why you need to have that phone in your hand like drive the fucking car, you can talk through the system on your car and all that stuff. But you like that's, it's? It only takes a split second. But I mean, I don't. I hate the phone thing. And the crazy thing is we have phone laws here in ohio and they're not really enforced right. So we have cell phone laws in ohio that says, hey, you're not really enforced right. So we have cell phone laws in Ohio that says, hey, you're not supposed to be holding the phone and texting and all that stuff. But I've never heard anybody enforce it. But you take this shit out to California, it's for real dude.
Speaker 2:Jackson got a cell phone. He got a cell phone, yeah other states. He got a cell phone fine here in Ohio. Oh, in Ohio. He did yeah, he did Right off of 18. That's what I was telling you he did, but it was actually not justified because he showed him that he wasn't even on his phone. He showed him. He even took it to court and showed him that he wasn't even on his phone. There was no messaging, no anything.
Speaker 1:But he had it in his hand. He had it in his hand, he had in his hand.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it wasn't even, but it wasn't even looked at. But as soon as he's seen in his hand, it was it. But anyway, uh, you know that, that was that. But here here's the other one, the no signal. Ninja man, these are the dudes that don't even I mean they're, they come out of nowhere, right and and no, no signal, no, nothing, just white for one moment. They're on your left. Next thing, you know, there's, there's.
Speaker 1:I and that way and bouncing all over you, I got to confess I mean, like I can do that no signal stuff every now and then, but it's like I'm not trying to, like I don't normally no signal and cut somebody off, Like normally when I'm trying to get through I'm actually signaling, Right yeah, Whereas you know there are times when I feel like there's nobody around and, oh, I forget to turn on my signals, whatever. But outside of that because remember Raul, yeah, we were doing this. This goes way, way back, but we were like I just got a new car and got this whole, we were going somewhere and we were following each other. So I'm following whatever we get to our destination and Raul's like man, that's a really nice car you got. You know, he's like too bad, you didn't buy signals.
Speaker 2:I was like oh damn you just realized you that guy yeah, you're the, you're the.
Speaker 1:No signal, ninja yeah, I'm gonna get you one of those little hats right, get a ninja hat Right.
Speaker 2:How about this one? The honker? These are the ones that kill me. You're sitting at a light. The light just turned, green Honk.
Speaker 1:Yeah, come on.
Speaker 2:Who is that for? It's a conversation piece.
Speaker 1:Come on Right piece come on right dude just like like you take this stuff to, like there's certain parts of the country too, like because we get to see it as we travel around. All this stuff, like you know, new york, honking everywhere, right oh, that's what they do.
Speaker 2:That's how they say, it's normal. It's always like you're going down so many honks, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 1:I mean it should be outlawed there in the city, but uh, honking is everything but here going into the tunnels going into the tunnels.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah people honking just to be honking like just like, yeah, all that type of stuff.
Speaker 1:like you get to the point where you know you're you're numb to it all because because there's no fact. But here in ohio when you get a honker, I mean it's rare. It's kind of rare to get that I don't know the last time I've been honked at. And the only time I've ever been honked at is me not paying attention. I'm like add a light. And I've been sitting there and somebody's like come on, wake up. Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I've done that before, whenever they're still sitting there and everybody else left yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the other cars through and all that stuff how about the nervous nelly? Oh dude every couple seconds. Brake lights, brake lights, brake lights, yeah, brake lights I gotta get away from them as bad as the slow person in the left lane.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know I don't like. I have a buddy of mine that he's like he's a nervous Nelly driver and like he's always like five miles under his speed limit Drives me nuts. Dude, I can't ride with him Like he's just wow.
Speaker 2:I'm like dude, it's like the bad driver and you constantly hit the brakes.
Speaker 1:You're on the passenger side. I had a buddy like that too, Like we did a little road trip, one, and we were going to some event or whatever, and he was the foot tapper and you're doing this. Oh, this is like jerking. You're like is there something wrong with the car? Are your brakes?
Speaker 2:catching what's happening.
Speaker 1:I don't know what it is. It was weird. That's like when you're sitting in. We've had band drivers like that too.
Speaker 2:What's happening? I don't know what it is. It's weird. We've had band drivers like that too. Yeah, when you're sitting in there and all of a sudden that one is like the slow crawler right, the light goes green and everybody else is left and you're barely going.
Speaker 1:Yeah, your acceleration is like a very ease on acceleration.
Speaker 2:We're not going to make it through this light unless you hit that accelerator. Come on tortoise, come on man, come on, we can get you, get them squirrels going. That one kills me, but okay, let's, let's get to the last one. All right, the road hog, road hog straddles like two lanes.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because I, I've got a designer car or or one that leans, leans onto the center line. Yeah, I hate that too. That's one of my big p's. Out here in the country people run right under the curves and they're, and people always like leaning on or not. Dude, I had one. I thought I was going to do a head-on collusion the other day. He was like over the line and I'm like hello, I'm like I had enough time to flash my lights, I had enough time to like literally like you know, like we, we knew what was happening, and the guys over on like parks, his tire, his left tire, was all the way over the line and he's coming straight at me. I'm like what the fuck? And I know where to go. I don't know the laugh, but you know this is every day.
Speaker 2:You know, when we talk about the commute, right, that's just getting to work. This is everybody. It's not just going to the airport, but this is this is our commute to set on 71 every single day yeah we deal with all.
Speaker 2:We get all these wrapped up more. Just so. Even this morning the guy was I was getting done two lane country road 45 miles an hour. I'm doing 45. It's not fast enough for him. He goes across the double lines and there's a hill right in front of us and he speeds up going 55, 60 because I wasn't going fast enough right. So, there we go On the commute.
Speaker 1:Yeah, man, let's go around the globe. Here we got stuff going in the airline industry that was. That is like uh, you know what we talk about every day there I guess there was a drunk guy hijacks a golf cart and drives it down the moving sidewalk it wasn't a guess he did.
Speaker 2:I mean, it was freaking crazy. This crazy lunatic took a golf cart, drove it down the moving sidewalk. Do you know the little ledge that's down the moving?
Speaker 1:so this is, this is all happening inside the airport, in the airport, okay, yeah, yeah, I'm like you're trying to set this whole thing up so people understand, like this is a golf cart driver in the airport and a golf cart doesn't fit. No not in the walkways I've never seen they're not.
Speaker 2:They're not wide enough no, but this is what thing. So he runs that thing. He runs it back and forth. It goes in there, goes in, and then he runs it up on that ridge. You know that little that little ridge that little metal ridge, sure?
Speaker 2:so the tires up and he's at an angle and he's driving this thing at an angle down the moving sidewalk. You hear this grinding as it's going down there and he's driving it down the moving sidewalk and you're sitting there going. Okay, he's got to get stuck right at some point he's gonna be stuck yeah, he drove it all the way down, drives it right off there and just continues on what the hell?
Speaker 1:what was the purpose of that?
Speaker 2:drunk yeah, yeah alcohol, alcohol airports they don't, they don't mix man. They put them on the planes all the time.
Speaker 1:But this guy a lot of those moving sidewalks are disappearing in airports well, they're turning them into bars. Yeah, they're turning like yeah, like the center of the airport, they're taking that space and then turn them into restaurants yeah, they're bar restaurants now, so they're feeding them more alcohol. That's wild so they'll drive another cart. Yeah, that's, that does totally happen in houston. Like everywhere in Houston, all those walkways are pretty much gone.
Speaker 2:They got to make money. More money Right Airports. More money, All right, I love this one, though. So this woman storms the cockpit and this military grandma so she was in the military before this grandma takes her down. Yeah, that's cool. So military grandma, that's cool. So military grandma, that's cool. I like that one Right. Military grandma, ninja.
Speaker 1:Right, I hope some people stepped in and tried to help her and all that stuff. I would just like to see it Right, Just an old lady.
Speaker 2:Step back let grandma whip her ass Right. You brought a gun, hell. No, I brought my grandma you brought a gun?
Speaker 1:hell, no, I brought. I brought my grandma. Yeah, sonny, step out of the way. I'm about ready. Whooped out girl's ass. Yeah, I'm putting a king karate on you I got 20 on grandma.
Speaker 2:That was good I like that. That's awesome man all right, man, let's go to the all right Quote. We can't always choose the music that life plays for us, but we can choose how we dance.
Speaker 1:Let's get it started in here. Let's get it started in here. It's all shiny in here.
Speaker 2:Oh God, we got to go on that note. You're killing me man. Hey guys, we had a great time. Hey watch the commute. Yeah, man. A couple things we had a great time.
Speaker 1:Hey, watch the commute, yeah, man. A couple things, man, before we go. One check out our merch store, man, cabinpressuremerchshopifycom. That is where our new merch is. We're trying to get that out here. Help support the show. It's a cool thing. And guess what? G? We already sold our first piece of merch, I'm telling you, man, we're gonna be rich, we're gonna be rich, rich, rich. No, I don't want to be rich, I just want our to pay for the expense of the show. We ain't gonna be rich we're spending a lot of money.
Speaker 1:that was fun, funny All right guys.
Speaker 2:Hey, listen, we had a great time, you guys have a great week and we will see you next week on Cabin Pressure Later, see ya.
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