Please Keep Your Shoes On, Your Pajamas Home, And Your Wine Out Of My Shoe;

A full glass of Chardonnay met a barefoot passenger’s shoe, and somehow that still didn’t crack the Top 3 of aviation crimes this week. We kick things off with holiday cabin chaos: overhead bins stuffed like a Patagonia outlet, and the one rule that keeps civilization alive at 35,000 feet—wear shoes, lose the pajamas, and ask like a human.

Then we zoom way out. Taylor Swift’s behind-the-scenes streaming drop proves modern tours run like a global military operation (with better merch and tighter security). F1 jumps in next—Drive to Survive peels back the politics, budgets, and reaction times that turn teenagers into billion-dollar decisions. With Apple’s Brad Pitt F1 movie revving up, we nerd out on what elite performance actually costs… and who’s paying the tab.

Next stop: college sports, where a missed 27-yard field goal led to threats and exposed the ugly math of gambling apps, micro-bets, and NIL money. We unpack why uneven locker-room payouts equal pressure cookers, how universities print money, and why accountability needs to show up before point spreads start calling the plays. It’s messy. It’s lucrative. It’s absolutely not going away quietly.

Back in the jumpseat, we cover hiring standards, how to get real help without being that person, and the unsung heroes—kind passengers armed with sealed treats and Starbucks cards. There’s also a surprisingly useful dog-care tip (smaller food pieces = happier tiny pups). Add reports of balloons at cruise altitude, a tipping meltdown, llamas on the ramp, and a tanker seizure that raises big “wait, how?” questions, and you’ve got an episode that’s equal parts unhinged and enlightening.

If you laughed, learned, or whispered “please keep your socks on,” hit follow, share with your favorite frequent flyer, and leave a quick review. It helps more curious travelers find the show—and keeps the Chardonnay where it belongs. 🥂✈️

Chapters

• 0:00 Welcome Aboard & Holiday Mayhem;
• 4:05 First Class Wine Meets Bare Feet;
• 8:40 Garland Battles And Classic Christmas;
• 10:59 Taylor Swift Era Drop And Security;
• 13:35 F1 Politics, Money, And Youth;
• 17:34 Balloon Strikes At Cruise Altitude;
• 20:22 Pajamas At The Airport PSA;
• 24:10 Young Guns With No Game;
• 27:38 Jumpseat Etiquette And Crew Culture;
• 31:15 Passenger Gifts And Tic Tac Diplomacy;
• 35:20 Dog Nutrition Hack And Digestion;
• 39:05 Navy SEAL Mindset And Ownership;
• 42:22 Coaching Scandal And Consequences;
• 47:35 Gambling, NIL Money, And Pressure;
• 53:05 Global Headlines And Accountability;
• 58:00 Llamas On The Ramp And Tankers;
• 1:01:30 Closing Quote And Sign‑Off

Transcript

Shawn: 0:08

What's up everybody? Welcome back to Cabin Pressure with Sean and G, the podcast where first-class wine spells, balloons at 35,000 feet, and farting pins all somehow end up on the same episode. That's right. Today we're catching up on everything. Holiday Chaos, Taylor Swift, Ending of an Error on Disney Plus, F1 drama, and why some people should absolutely not be allowed on a jump seat or in pajamas or in public. We're also talking badass Navy SEALs, dumb gifts that should have never been invented, young guns with zero gain, passengers who absolutely restored our faith in humanity, and a PSA on how not to approach a flight attendant. Plus, college sports, NIL money, gambling spirals, wild arrest, Christmas llamas at an airport, and America apparently becoming the international predatory tolling company. So buckle up, secure your trade table, keep it wine upright, and for the love of God, keep the pajamas at home. Let's go.

SPEAKER_01: 1:37

Your mean one, Mr. Grinch. Your filthy family, whatever the words are.

Shawn: 1:46

I was waiting to see if you knew it. I don't know. I was like, you're gonna kill this one. You're gonna kill it. What's going on? That was good. That was good. Oh man, you killed that one. I was I was just looking over at you and I was thinking Grinch. Last week you were good. I told you you should have stuck with the Folsom present. I said I was looking over at you and I was thinking Grinch. Oh, that's that's not very nice. Yeah, I'm thinking you like that little dog. The dog of the little Grinch. The Bused little dog on there. Yeah, isn't that funny? I mean, you had that big ass Grinch, that big sack, and that little bitty dog with that whip. Dude, have you ever have you ever encountered those people like in the world, like you know, like they look like a certain thing, and there's a flight to that I know that she has the Grinch smile. Do you know what I'm talking about? Yep.

SPEAKER_01: 2:41

And every time I see her, I'm like, that's the damn Grinch smile.

Shawn: 2:50

It's wild that you like associate people to like certain things, but it's funny when you encounter those people in the world and they're just like, damn. Hey, you know what's funny? I I just flew with our double decker bus girl. Oh, you did? Yep. Yep. She and the funny thing about it, we were talking about it today. Oh, yeah? She was talking about it? Yeah. Did she listen to our episode? No, not yet. But she goes, I I didn't get kicked off. No. No, she didn't. She said, That's not what happened. She goes, What had happened is that we were going and I was telling him, Yeah, there, you know, watch where you're going. There's a there's somebody on a on a bike, there's somebody in a car. And then he politely opened the door and told us to get off the bus. And I'm like, they kicked off. So how's that that not kicked off? They kicked you off. They kicked you off. And she goes, No, they didn't. I was like, Yeah, in everybody's world, you got kicked off. Yeah, she got booted. But it was funny. And I told her, I said, you know something? It was a hundred percent believable. It was her. Yeah, totally. So, man, this week I've been flying, and uh I had one of the funniest damn things happen on a plane that I have ever seen. I mean, like we we flight attendants get to see all kinds of people, and especially in first class, like especially during holidays, how we have all these different classes of passengers coming on. Like we have these people that really you know, it's a holiday travel deal. They don't normally fly, they're not business travelers, all this stuff. But I had this two, this couple, and they were sitting, you know, like row two, and they had, you know, you knew right away, like our little flight attendant scents went off, and it was like, yeah, these guys don't fly flee first class normally. You know, they come on and they had like these puffer coat like jackets that looked like they came from Kmart. And and they're like, Can you hang them? I'm like, Can you stuff them? Like it was like, you know, the season special, like flight attendants are always like wraggling with these coats. Like everybody wants you to hang their coats on the airlines that have closets, like everybody doesn't have the closets are like a piece of paper, they're like so thin, right? They're so thin, and then there's a wheelchair in there. Yeah, there's all kinds of stuff in the closet, and like it's just it's so stupid. Don't you love though when you when somebody does that and they're like, Hey, can you put this in there? And you just look at them, you already know the shit's completely packed. Yeah, and they got a suit jacket and go, Hey, you know, I'm just telling you, it does not pretty in there. Yeah. Okay. So you open that thing up, and next thing you know, you start shoving that suit in there. Right. Yeah. So here here's here they are. They're they're in first class and they're enjoying all the accoutrements that are with the whole thing, getting their drinks and their nuts, and she just decides to order a glass of wine, you know. We have these little tiny wine glasses they have. Well, she has it sitting there and they're trying to be fancy and all that stuff. And this dude comes on and does one of the things that I cannot fucking stand people doing on the plane. You know what that is? No, you know what it is. No, there's a lot of things we can't stand, so no, I don't. But go ahead. He took off his fucking shoes. Oh like stinky his stinky ass beads, running on putting on the stank ground, right? All this stuff. So he puts his and takes off his shoes, everything. Well, she they're sitting there like and doing their whole thing, trying to be first class and all that stuff, right? And all of a sudden, she spills her wine. And guess where it goes? In his shoe.

SPEAKER_01: 6:22

In his shoes, it was priceless, dude. I was he was so fucking mad he would scream, and he couldn't get mad at us because it was not our fault or anything like that. It was like, you know. I mean, I knew there was like some dumb bitches and things like that on the dude's head.

Shawn: 6:47

Like, you're I'm like, I'm like, this is so perfect. Like, this is karma's payback. Like, don't take your damn shoes off on a plane. It's kind of funny though, in first class, though, isn't it, when they when they act like uh it's all fancy and it's a plastic cup. Yeah, yeah. Right like making it more than what it is, yeah. Yeah, it's it but I was like, I couldn't wait to get on the show to tell you this story because I was like, this was so funny that the karma hit this dude and he dumped his wife dumps a glass of wine. I mean, it was a whole glass too, right, into his shoe. So you know he's walking down the airport with his like wine foot sticky, feel that his toe Chardonnay. So every every step, right? He soaks into his sock. Oh, damn. It was so it was priceless, anyways. No, it wasn't it was Chardonnay. Right. So uh, anyhow, then uh, you know, the Christmas season's going on right now, and uh, you know, I was talking about last week, the holidays and uh, you know, putting up all this uh decorations and all that stuff, and I was dude, I am still fighting this week with a freaking garland. The same garland. Dude, the same garland. Where the hell are you putting it? So now like you already had it on the yeah, you had it going all the way upstairs. Right, right, right. But she wants it around the fireplace and all this stuff, and and like all these things are like 20 plus years old in garland. Like, we need to get new garland. But I decided to order lights. So now we gotta put in all these little lights into the sockets, but I have to take the lights out to like strip out the holders to put the new bulbs in and dude. I'm like taking the fun, sucking the fun right out at Christmas, right there. Well, I I I have to tell you, so I had to go home and put the real garland up. Right. Okay. So this year we end up getting it from Lowe's. Okay. So you we usually get it from Sam. Sam's got like this real thick garland. All right. So we got Lowe's and it was a little bit it was a lot easier. Oh my gosh. It was? Oh my god. Because it was thin? Yep. Yeah. It was thinner, but I mean it the it wrote better. Oh yeah. So you know, when you cut it and you have to reverse it, you gotta reverse it the other way and then zip tie it up. Yeah. But way better. I was like, oh shit, I'm done. First of all, having like real garland, like being twist around it, like it's one thing to have like the tree to like that starts getting too dry and it's freaking like dropping needles. Yeah. Now you got like every rail and everything you put that damn garland on. Yep. Don't touch it. Dude. Don't touch it. Did you see that house that blew up today on the news? No. Wait, was it Garwin? No, it wasn't Garland. But it for some reason made me think about that. I was like, there's a it was some house out in California down in uh uh near Oakland or something like that. They uh they were working on it and it got a gas leak, they turned off the gas, whatever, and like 12 minutes after they turned off the gas, the damn whole house exploded. See every and a camera across the street, like a door cam, caught the the whole thing. It's like perfect. See the my garland, every time I see it and it starts drying out, it reminds me of Chevy Chase's Christmas. Oh yeah. Yeah. When the old guy torches a tree and he goes, the tree's gone. Right. And the little guy's there burning. Dude, I was like, like, just I've already watched that. It's a classic. I love that. Oh, you watch it already? Yeah, I've already I mean I I'll probably watch that at least three or four times. Really? Yeah. Is that your favorite like Christmas movie? It's Eddie. Eddie. There's something, there's something about Eddie because every family has an Eddie.

SPEAKER_01: 10:36

Yeah.

Shawn: 10:36

You might not admit it. That's right. There's somebody Eddie. Right. I don't care who it is. Every family has an Eddie. Oh, that's funny. Shows up in the RV. Yeah. Yeah. Jeez. Other things, man, that happened today is uh today, today, this is a huge, huge moment in the Swifty nation. I don't know if you know about this, but the end of the era tour on Din Disney Plus just dropped. Like six episodes of her, the end of her tour, like all the back-end scenes, like what the tour was made, or like all the shit. Like, you know, she had that terrorist attack thing that happened. Did you know about that? No, Sean, I'm not a Swifty. Dude, dude, dude. This is the world. I know you are, but I'm not a Swifty. This is world news. I mean, millions and millions of people out there. I mean, whether you like Taylor or not, it's like I didn't say I didn't like Taylor. I was just saying or you don't fall her, or you're not a Swifty and all that stuff. But I mean, the impact that she has on the world is crazy. I know. It's crazy. It's like, I mean, it's like the Beatlemania of the day back in the 60s, you know. Like, this is the new These little girls are crazy, bro. They are insane. But like she had that uh Austria that had that terrorist attack. They canceled three, two, three days of the tour because uh they were they found this dude. He was like actually dudes that were planning all these explosives, they had explosive material and all this stuff, get on the left huge attack on her tour. That's that's scary shit. Well, um it's our world, right? I mean, there's so many other people out there doing stupid, crazy shit all the time. Yeah, but I mean that that didn't surprise me because when there's when there's a big group of people, there's always a crazy person that thinks of something stupid like that. Yeah, they always want to uh rear their little heads and take that negativity and let that negativity just start like eating into them until they just explode, which is terrible. But anyways, the to the in the tailor nation right now, everybody out there is like very excited about there's six episodes of this whole thing. Like she put out that movie about the her tour, and it was actually just the concert, a concert for three hours, right? That was a video, but now it's like the back end scene to it, so everybody's gonna be. We I watched her first episode, it was really good. It was really good. But, anyways, um the other show I've been working watching, which is like a total shocker to me, because my nephew the what listen to the show um he was like trying to get my wife to watch the F1 um series on uh it's on uh Netflix and it's called uh Drive to Survive. Yeah, it's kind of like hard knocks of F1 racing. Okay, dude, I've never had like I have no inf like I don't I don't know anything about F1 racing other than a bunch of re rich kids with rich toys driving very, very fast around the track, right? And that's about as much as I like could you name one F1 racer right now off the top of your head? No, no, no, I have no idea who they are. But over in Europe, like it's a big deal, you know. Like they travel around all over the world, 21 races a year, all this stuff. It was I've learned a lot. I've watched the first um season and a half now, so I'm in the middle of the second season, but it gets like it's crazy. It is so exhilarating and crazy because they get you in these cars and you see their perspective of them driving and what they're doing, and like wow, man, kudos to these guys. And here's the craziest part about it they're all teenagers or young 20s, like every one of these drivers, they're kids. Brain's not fully developed.

unknown: 14:28

That's right.

Shawn: 14:30

I don't give a shit, man. There's your brain is not fully developed. I'm talking like you're not even thinking. You gotta have the biggest balls to drive these cars. React time. I mean, you're reacting. I mean, you've got no stupid video games where you've driven them cars, dude. And I seem like I'm flying off the tracks and all that stuff. Yeah, dude, it is unbelievable. Or this that was the F1 car, it was airborne. Yeah, yeah, dude. It is so it's so interesting, anyways. The it's real, if you're into any type of racing, I mean, just to get into this whole series, this uh uh drive to survive, this F1 series, it I would highly recommend it. Gives you a little bit of education about the whole sport and also the politics and the money that goes into it. Dude, it is unbelievable. And the life of these drivers, wow, they are they're like so focused, so focused. You're you're locked in the F1 movies, and I'm sitting here watching Hallmark. No, you're watching National Lampoon. No, no, that's that's when I that's when I can switch from the freaking Hallmark channel. Do you ever watch that? Do you ever get locked into those damn things? I mean, seriously, at home, this is at the Hallmark channel. This it's a holiday season. Hallmark. Oh my god. I gotta watch the same character actors watches, same character actors over and over in a different movie. I'm like, shit, you were just like uh uh some sales guy in this movie, and then wait a minute, you were a singer in this movie, dude. It's the same shit. There's Hallmark movies. I mean, some of them are cute, but God, they played twins, and you know they're not cute. They take a really long time to make one point. Uh I'll go to the F, I'll go to the F1, but I'll go Uncle Eddie. I'll go back to I'll go to Eddie. Yeah. All right, go to your F1. Yeah, sorry. The other thing that did the F1 uh that's happening today was Apple just launched that F1 movie with um Brad Pitt. Did you see that? I seen a little promo to that, but I haven't seen it. Yeah, so that's so now like I I like I'm not, you know, you know, I got my own at my own home theater. Right. I like to be in my own environment, watch so I wait for these movies to come out. This is one that I've been waiting for because now that I've been watching this show, this F1 series on Netflix, now I'm like want to watch this movie too, because it you know what I guess I watched how they made it, and it was they were they actually let them jump into the some parts of the race, like take the cards, like this movie car actually out on the on the track. So and and it wasn't like during the race, it was like probably during like um time trials or warm-ups or whatever, but it was still cool. Yeah, I like Brad Pitt. Yeah, it so it should be cool. Yeah, good things. Yep, and then the last thing that happened, man, was it happened today? Uh the wife comes home and she tells me about this story about this balloon hitting the cockpit window. Did you hear about that? No, like a like what kind of balloon? Exactly. An air balloon, like a big big balloon? Like like my wife was talking, she's like, I r I know that there's balloons out there, but it was like this balloon, and they don't know if it was like a weather balloon, they don't know what type of balloon it was, but there was a balloon at 35,000 feet, and the balloon hit the window and shattered the cockpit window. No way. 35,000 feet so hard that the interior window broke, shattered glass into the cockpit, and it hit on the the uh right side of the plane, which is the first officer's side of the plane, and it the glass cut the captain's arm on the left hand side of the plane. No decompression? I think there was had to be a rapid decompression. If it broke both panes, broke that exactly, but this happened, and um I have not heard about that. So then, so then care their Carol's first officer today was just telling her about this whole incident that happened, and then ATC immediately after he tells her the story, says, Um, you know, so and so at 35,000. Um, just be aware, we got three balloons up at 35,000. She's like, Balloons? Did you say balloons? Exactly. I'd be like, She's like, there's a lookout for uh three red balloons and both of them now, like he the first officer just told her the stories, and now she's like, Oh shit, balloons where's these balloons? Is anybody in them? They they never saw the balloons, they said, but there was supposedly three balloons up there that they had to be aware of. But I was just like, it's wild to think of a balloon that we always think of it like this squishy soft thing. And I guess, you know, if it rose to 35,000 feet and the the it's amazing that it made it to 35,000 feet. Yeah, and then you talk about like gases and stuff turning to ice because it's so cold up there. It's like a frozen rock, yeah. How do you stay afloat? I don't know. Yeah, frozen. It was I just thought it was fascinating. It's probably what, 30, 40 below at least 40 below zero. At least, right? Probably minus sixty. Yeah. Really? I mean, usually it's like minus sixty outside. Yeah, it's way uh it's cold. Yeah. Yeah. Cold balloon. Yeah, I was just I was like, I was like, wow, this is that's interesting right there. So I gotta delve into that a little bit, like get on the Google. Kind of dive into that balloon? No, I'm not going to, but I'm gonna I'm gonna do the Google dive. What's been going on with you, man? Oh, well, first of all, I had to give a big shout out to our transportation secretary this week. You know, he put, did you see those videos that he put a uh thing out with the flight attendants? He was like, hey, you know something? Uh Jessica, you find all the time what is it most uh what is it nice to see passengers come in in their clothes, right? They come in dress nice and we like to see them and they're all dressed up. And he goes, you know, that wouldn't that be great if we had people come back instead of um wearing pajamas that they came actually dressed up nice on the airplane, you feel good about yourself. Do you feel good when you're when you're dressed nice? And she's like, Yeah, yeah. So you know what happened on TikTok? Yeah, this this is. I mean, I like the promotion though that he that's going on there, like because this is I think every airline should be putting this out there trying to like promote like this is what travel behavior and travel um clothing should look like, type of thing. Yep, right? No, what what happened? What was reaction to the case? It was it was it was probably the cousins of the Griswolds. I walked in, and this is how I started my morning. I walked in, it wasn't one, it wasn't two, it wasn't three, it was four people that should not have been wearing their damn pajamas. Now I seen that okay, uh it's like six o'clock in the morning, right? You're seeing ass and underwear. Oh no. You you shouldn't see that. No, dude. Because because what they're doing on this TikTok video is they're they're telling people you show up in pajamas. So now what are we we get back to pajamas? So now everybody people showing at the airport, all in pajamas. Yeah, that's how I started my day. A big family wearing all these pajamas. It was were they in onesies or those pajamas? If if I if I could have taken a picture and given it to you and we could have posted it without getting in trouble, I would have. You should have. Yeah. No, yeah, we would we would have got in trouble because it it's that one that's like, you know, you just can't get out of your mind. In the terminal, it's game, man. It's not free game for you. It's like you're seeing thrift underwear coming out of the back of it. It you just don't want to see it. I mean, it's everything that you don't want to see in the morning. Every time I think about like pajamas, first of all, I don't wear pajamas. Do you wear pajamas? Nope. Like, I mean, there's some people that wear pajamas. Like my wife loves wearing pajamas. I think a lot of females like wearing pajamas, right? Right. But dudes don't normally wear pajamas. No, you wear like shorts or maybe bottoms. You might wear bottoms. Yeah, like I'm I'm a short guy. Like I wear shorts or I just like a short and a t-shirt or a short and a long sleeve cheap shirt. That I guess would be considered my pajamas, but it's like wearing socks to bed. I have to wear socks to bed. No way. Dude. See, I can't do that. I'm gonna tell you right now, if I don't, if I don't, like two to three hours later, I will be awake. Yeah, see, I can't. And my feet gotta breathe. My feet will be frozen. I'll have so much pain from it because what happens with my feet, because I'm so tall, yeah, they extend out sometimes from the blankets, right? And they get a little chilly, then all of a sudden I'm woken up and I got cold feet. Dude, that sucks. You need a longer blanket. I'll just wear some socks. No, I ain't wearing no socks. I can't stand socks. Yeah, I mean, I don't feel good. At first, when I first started doing it, it was like, this is like something lately, probably in the last like four or five years. I started, you know, wearing socks. But I figured it out because I kept waking up in the middle of the night. I'm like, damn, my feet are cold as shit. Hell. Like, turn on the heat up here. Like, what's going on? But I like to, you know, you like it cold at night and to sleep, right? Yeah. Yeah. Like that. I can't stand it being too hot. So but I'm okay with I mean, I I'm not wearing socks. Not happening. But I had the pleasure, I did have the pleasure this week of watching this young guy. Um, you know, you you get these young guns on on the plane that we fly with them. And it's kind of fun because years ago, when when girls would be on the plane and we would hit on, we had game. Yeah. Dude, we had game. At least we thought we did. No, we did. We did because we were No, we had game because there was actually a like accountability to it, like there was connections. Yeah, but we knew we knew that that we the signs that a girl, if a girl was interested. Yeah. See, these guys don't know that. They don't understand that the girl decides. The guy doesn't decide. They don't have practice, dude. No, they don't. They're uh I said they don't have game, but it was kind of fun watching this guy, and he was so interested in this girl, and this girl comes back, and I'm looking at him, you know, it's like that, you know, unproud dad moment.

SPEAKER_02: 24:58

Yeah.

Shawn: 24:59

So you're looking at him, I'm like, dude, you got no game at all. I'm looking, you're failing. You're completely failing. And then you're not even recognized that this girl has absolutely zero interest in you. So he's sitting there trying and trying, and he was trying all the way, trying to keep her from the bathroom, coming out of the bathroom. And so when he got done, I was like, Can I ask you something? And he goes, Yeah. And I said, Um, you were trying really hard. He goes, Well, he goes, I was really interested in her. And I said, But did you notice he had no interest in you? I said, brother, you got no game. You got no game. He goes, What do you mean? I said, You young guys, you've spent so many years in your phone with these apps, making yourself look like that male model. Yeah. And then you show up and you look like the guy playing video games and eating fast food your entire life. You got no game. No game. They don't know how to talk to him. I know. And you know what's interesting too? Like when I see the dynamics of like young couples too, that are like, I like how many times have we seen this in a plane? The young dude sitting in the pla seat, and his girl's sitting next to him, and he's on like a little like, you know, I don't know, what is it? Switch or something like that, or some video game or whatever, and they're you know, they're sitting right next to him. He they're you know, video gaming the whole time on the plane, and the girls just sitting there watching him, you know, like no conversation, no conversation, no game. Yeah, but they have to yeah, you in order to have game, you gotta practice game. You did you just don't come out of the gates with game. That's a very rare thing. They don't do that though. They're on apps and stuff. When they meet each other, they know that this app is like we're meeting here, and this app is we're gonna hook up, which maybe we should have had that one. Dude. I mean, that one I've always that might have been an okay app, Sean. They'd be like, which app are you putting? Just the meeting one or the hookup one? Hell, I'm sticking with the hookup app. Which one you going to? No, I just want to stick with the um the one that just meets people. Gee, that's a booty call app.

unknown: 27:02

I don't care.

Shawn: 27:04

I just thought it was funny. We didn't have an app like that, right? We had a face to have an app like that. It was called a little black book. Face-to-face rejection. Do they even have little black books anymore? Success or rejection is what we had. Nope. They got an app. But it was funny. It was funny because he had no game. It was funny. I mean, I got a kick out of just watching him. I was sitting there going, hmm, yeah, you got no game. That's hilarious, man. I was uh, I'm just like, the you know, this generation's so different. Now, now talking about that. So I had this person sit on the jump seat. They were just traveling um because uh the plane was completely loaded, and we had someone um had to get on the jump seat to travel home. So they had uh sit back on the jump seat with us and they walked in. And let me tell you something, Sean. All I could think about when this person came on was how I wanted to fire the person that hired this person. No, I'm I'm dead serious this whole time, and and I'm not I'm not that way. I give people a break. This person, let me tell you, all I wanted to do is go back and fire the person. If they had a statue, like a foot in the ass statue, yeah, I'd have sent it to them because it to remind you that you know you you need a foot in the ass every time you think that hiring somebody like this. This person was horrible. She'd only been here like she's been here a year, and she was she was horrible. She's horrible. And she wasn't even working. No, she was not even working. Yeah. Wasn't even working crew member. That's terrible. And and all I could think about is the whole time was I so want to find the person that hired you. There, she was not good. What blows my mind is that like, you know, like everybody in the world has been lazy at some point in time in their life. You know, but when we get these like flight attendants that are like lazy, which we encounter often, okay. I just I'm I'm like, we have the simplest damn job. This is not a hard job. Yeah, but this person came on, Sean, she wasn't working and she acted like she owned the plane. I mean, we're the working crew, she's just riding, right? Right? She's just riding. So, and and she acts like she owns a plane. So you can imagine how that went. But I have to I have to tell you though, these passengers, it's the holiday season. We get so many of these passengers that give us these gifts. Yeah. So we've been getting like the gift bags, and and you know, I mean, we get the Starbucks cards and everything. Don't be complaining about people who send us to. No, these guys are amazing. Yeah. They're freaking amazing because they take the time and their money and they buy us these Starbucks cards. They give us um, you know, candy and stuff. But sometimes, sometimes when they give us these, we get a lot of we get a lot of play out of them. And we did the other day because I was flying with Deadhead Ed. Oh yeah. You know Deadhead. Of course, right? So we were we were flying, we were flying, and and this passenger gave us uh a bag of um candies, treats, and everything. So there's four crew members, and they said, well, you guys can share it amongst each other. I love that. They're so sweet, they don't really done understand. It's like they put in there, like, yeah, one chapstick, you got one one tic-tac thing. You know, I mean, there's so there is an orange thing of tic-tacks. Orange tick. I haven't seen orange tic tac in a long time. Right. And everybody was like, oh my god, I love orange tic-tac. So this whole fight, we were talking about how we were gonna split them up. Divvying out the tic-tac. Yeah, exactly. I kept calling it. I was like, oh, listen, nobody opened up the tic-tacks yet, right? Because we gotta split them easily. That's funny. We gotta even them out, right? So then they had a thing of almonds, and I was like, okay, if the almonds are uneven, we'll just cut a couple of them in half. But no, these guys were great, though. I mean, really, I I I love you guys. You guys bring us so many gifts, and it's amazing that you take the time and the money, and I appreciate every one of you guys that do that. But you know, just let you know, we do have a lot of fun conversation. I had so much fun with that Tic Tac all day. Yeah, last week I got a whole, like somebody brought us a whole um, it was a whole carrier of lemon pound cake. You know, the sliced lemon pound cake. Right. Brought that for the whole crew, you're right. Did you see that picture I sent you though? Why never to accept somebody's somebody's food? No. Didn't you see the little ants on the bottom? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, yeah. The person ate it and they flipped it over and there was like ants on the bottom. Yeah, the cookies were like there was ants baked into the cookies. Yeah. That's nasty. Mm-hmm. Ugh. Yeah, it was it was I like sealed gifts. Yeah. Yeah. Wasn't good, but it it was it was a good picture though. You know what else happened? I'm gonna add to that. This happened last week. Was um I had this brand new hire on that he was out of LA, I believe. Yeah. And um super nice guy. I mean, this guy was like just a just a he was a good ad. You know, I was like, all right, this is a good guy, he'll you know, good crew, all this stuff. At the end of the trip and stuff, he comes walking up to all the crew members and he's like, here. And he gave every one of us a Starbucks card. The reserve, dude. That's amazing. The reserve. I was like, no, no, no, no. I was like, I feel bad. Like, I'm like literally feel terrible when like he's like, Merry Christmas, happy holidays, you guys were wonderful to work with, really appreciated all this stuff. Here's here's a Starbucks card. Yeah, you get these people. I was like, what? Right. It makes you want to pay it forward though, right? Yeah, yeah. And I do that. Yeah, I know. I do that. Like, like I am um like when I try to fly this this normally in December, period. In December, when I fly now, I know you couldn't do this because you fly too damn much, but every time I get on a flight through the holidays, I try to give something like the Starbucks cards or something like that to my broke. Yeah, you would be broke. How much I work, I would be broke. I Starbucks wouldn't have any more damn gift cards. You see Miller, man, he's got like this huge stack of gift cards. He's got this wagon behind him with gift cards. Hell no. Yeah, but uh but it's a but I do try to like get I have it, I have like a um the if I fly like it has to be Christmas Eve or has to be Christmas Day, if I fly that day, I will bring presents. Like I will bring presents to the crew, and I have like in my back room here, I bought a shit ton of these like cool, cool like salad kits. Yeah, they're like this like Tupperware, you can put a whole like section out the salads so things don't get soggy and stuff like that. But they're so cool to travel with. I got the they were like all on sale, so I have like a ton of them. I was like, that's a perfect flight attendant gift. What day do you want to fly? I'm free on these days. Just tell me what day's your gift give. But I try to do it. Be like, Sean, what'd you bring me today, brother? What'd you bring me? No, that's good. You know, I'm gonna call you. But anyway, the uh yeah, it's so nice in holidays when people are like, you know, you know, like they're they're thankful for our service and all that stuff. So okay, quick PSA on this one. This week, flight attendance will always help you, but it's your approach. You you had said this last week. It's your approach, guys. You got you gotta be a little bit better because acting like I'm a bell hop, that doesn't work. Your hopsing from banana bonanza. Just ask. I mean, be a little bit nicer, but just ask. It's all in your approach. Get the luggage. It's a delivery, right? Aren't you gonna get that? Yeah. I'm looking for a tip. What are you waiting for? Just can you put that in the bin for me? It's in the delivery. Yeah. Okay, so dumb gift of the week. I had to see that. I thought of you on this one. Oh, really? Yeah, with your nieces. Oh, okay. Cool. It's the farting pen. The fart dude. Seven different farts. I gotta look into that. Yeah, it's a farting pen. Yeah, my nieces will love that. So if you buy, if you buy two of them, maybe we get commission. Commission the farting pen. I'm probably gonna buy two for sure, because uh those little shits love to fart. Yeah. I I said it was fun. You're getting it. I know you're gonna look it up and you're gonna get a stocking stuffer. Heck yeah. So anything for a fun laugh. All right. So as I was checking this out with Gemma, Gemma, my little dog, you guys know. And I always make her the dog lovers of the group. Um, I make her my organic food and everything. Well, I noticed a couple things about that, and when I took her to the vet and a couple comments that they had made about with certain things about food, so I started reading a little bit more and about a small dog's digestive system. And so, not to be, you know, gross or anything, but her stool was a lot bigger, and then and then I was like, wait a minute, she's not utilizing it. So I started reading about their their digestive system. So I take the same amount of food because of the the the carrots and everything that's in there, I throw it back into this Krupp's uh speedy pro. It's like a little food processor. Okay, and then I blend it back up and I make it like a not a puree, but a lot a smaller, yeah, yeah. Like all chopped up. So I give it back to her and I watch her the next uh two two to three days. Amazing. This little dog is is like pooping like a like a mouse. So and I was so excited because it means her body was utilizing all the food. Oh, like digesting it all, yeah. Same food that I made, right? It's all organic with the vegetables, the rice, the you know, the the the chicken, um, the turkey, and I have I do the beef liver and stuff like that. But what I did, I just threw it back into a food processor. I chopped it up so it's actually more digestive for her her body. And dogs don't really chew anyway, they kind of just like you know, but that's all that's what gastrointestinologists are always telling us. You need to chew more. Right. Like even like humans, every every animal shouldn't be acting like a dog, you know, take two bites and swallow. So like you we shouldn't, you shouldn't you need to chew it up so it helps our digestion so we can absorb it and stuff. So the dog's the same as us as us, right? So so I took the same amount of food, I did it, and I felt so good because I was like, I know I knew the food that I was giving her is really good. Yeah, but I wanted to help her digestive system a little bit more. And so when I threw it back in there, so if you guys ever do this at home and you do like the farmer's dog or anything like that, and you look at how much it's chopped up, it makes sense because farmer's dogs like that too. It's ground up. Yep. So um, so that's what I did. I ground it up and then there, bam, there it is. I mean, she her her little body was just absorbing it, and and now her her stool looks like a gerbil. Yep. Amazing. I think I see some uh business on the horizon. I don't know, but it's absolutely cool. So if you guys do it at home, man, just take it, throw it back in the food processor, and just like make it a little bit uh more chopped up, and it's amazing what it does for your dog. You know, if you you got any solutions for digesting for like humans, though? Because uh last night I'm sitting in bed, I get in bed, and uh my stomach just was like peptobismus don't eat that shit before you go to bed. Carol wakes up, leans over, she's like, Is that your stomach? I'm like, Yep. Like it was it was like like just like digesting like city, like making all those noise, like loud, loud. She does she make you get out of bed? Uh no. I just couldn't go to sleep. She said you need to chew more. I watched this podcast. Now, have you ever heard of Jocko Wilnick? No. So this is probably one of the most badass freaking Navy SEALs I've ever seen. I've always been into the SEAL program, the Buds program, you know. And I'd seen this video, this podcast, and I started watching this, and they started talking about this guy. This guy was, and still, I mean, he he he's amazing. He was part of the the SEAL team three, the main combat enduring Iraq, and he's part of this group called the Task Unit Bruiser. And and you know who was part of that group? No, Chris Kyle. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. So Chris Kyle, for you those of you guys that don't know, he had 160 confirmed kills in Iraq. And his nickname uh was given to him was the Devil or a Ramadai, Ramadai? Ramadi, something like that. But he had 91 confirmed kills in there. And then this whole group uh started listening to this, and it was an amazing podcast. If you guys ever are interested in the Navy SEALs, Um they they have this they have this uh one with uh Jocko Wilnick, and he has all kinds of he is he is a best selling author. He is he's a former Navy SEALs commander, uh podcast person, leader leadership expert that teaches discipline and extreme ownership of yourself. But truly amazing, Sean. I mean, it it really was. I I was like, damn, this is so cool. This guy was this uh you know a Bud's training. Yeah, hardest training that there is, you know that in the military, dude. SEAL's training is just ridiculous. I mean, you you have to have a you have to be a special mind, special mindset. That's why there's only like you know, what, 5% of them that make it? Right, but this guy when he interviewed, you know what he said about Bud's training? It was fun, it was fun, it was fun. And they're like, Well, what'd you think about it? He's like, it's fun. They're like, but you were up for like 48 hours and then you're running and sitting in the sea and freezing and hypothermia. And he goes, Yeah, and he goes, the whole point of it was to break you, and then they realized if they couldn't break you, they could only hurt you. Right. That's a badass mentality because he was like, they weren't gonna break me. Well, here's the one thing that the military overall, period, does for a lot of people is that teaches you your limits, what your limitations are, what you can and can't do. Like you get you, you will you'll find out. They're gonna push you so far that you're gonna find out where your breaking points and stuff are, whether you can handle it or not. And you don't have to be a Navy SEAL, right? You don't everybody in the military doesn't have to be a Navy SEAL. You just have to know what you can and can't do, right? You know, that this was I mean, this was truly if you guys are interested in any of that, check it out. I mean, Jocko Welmanick, is he's absolutely crazy Navy SEAL. I mean, that is is so impressive. I mean, it's so impressive. What's the name of the podcast you know? There's so many of them, Sean, with with him in it. I mean, I I just happened to catch one of them. Yeah, he started explaining that his whole life in the SEAL program, but there's so many programs with him because he he's actually a podcaster. But there's so many of them out there with him, but he he's he's a person that's is pretty cool to listen to. Cool. All right, so did you see what happened with that uh University of Michigan head coach? Dude, that is a freaking train wreck. All over the news. It's everywhere, man. In 10 hours talking about 10 hours imploding your life. Everything. Yeah. I I don't ever understand. Okay, I can understand circumstances. Things happen, right? Yeah. I can understand that. I don't understand when circumstances happen. Why you why do you want to go try to kill somebody? Well, he was trying to kill himself. Well, I but he was threatening too. I mean, there was other things you were threatening. Uh, you know, but why I'm just saying in general, not just talking about him, but when when things like this happen, why do you want to go like either destroy somebody or kill somebody? I mean, it doesn't make any sense because now your whole life is gonna go to shit. You're gonna go to prison. Yeah. He's in a world of shit right now. I mean, I just saw, I literally just saw this on the news today, and I did not know much about it, but I guess he was accused of uh, you know, this relationship with this person like three years ago. Yeah, he allegedly he allegedly got her pregnant. Yeah. And then um, she had an abortion, and then he she went from fifty-three thousand dollars a year to ninety-one thousand dollars a year. He like doubled her income. And then he moved her to an executive assistant position. Right. And and here's the thing about it is that like all these accusations and all the stuff that was happening, and now it's all confirmed because all this stuff is like just basically spilled out on the table and he totally got fired, lost his job, got arrested, and now he's looking at prison time and all this crazy stuff. But you know, the university has some accountability to this too, because if she had her d salary doubled, well, they got they're the ones that have to, yeah, they're paying her, and there's the ones that approved the salary raise. Like maybe he said that he's the person saying, okay, he she gets a salary raise, but at the same time, the university has to say, okay, we approved to do this, let's do it. You know, but he also moved her up into an executive position. Yeah, and the university knew about it. I know. Like they can't, they they can't wash their hands and they're being them being innocent in the, you know, not being culpable in this whole thing. You have to be able to accept some responsibility as an institution that you were running some sh shady shit, right? I I think that a lot of stuff that's going in the colleges today is being blown up. Yeah. I mean, because of this. Yeah. I think that you now you're gonna see a lot of different things come underneath the microscope. And it's funny that we're talking about that because this week, last week, we said that Ohio State would never get beaten. And what happened? Yeah. Boom. They got beat. They got beat. Yeah, right? Indiana. Now, honestly, I I did you watch the game? No. Okay. Ohio State did not play the best game that they could play. Right. Tell you straight out. I watched that and I was like, they're not playing as good as they can play. Okay, Indiana, they played a good game, and they end up winning. But Ohio State, truthfully, did not play their best game. So I'll I'll still say that Ohio State's gonna be national champions. Again. I I'm I'm gonna state that now. Now, in saying that, Jaden Fielding, this kid, he's Oh, you're back to Jaden Fielding again. Stop. You talked about this last week. No, I didn't. Yeah, you did. No, I'm talking about this 27-yard field goal that he missed. That he missed. Right. Okay. All right. So now now I'll correct myself. Yeah. Thank you. Keep talking. Say you're wrong. I'm wrong. Okay. I got that on I got that on tape. That's okay. But anyway, I do the editing.

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That's bullshit.

Shawn: 46:04

Anyway, uh, he he k he missed this 27-yard field goal. And this kid has been like dead on all year. And he shanks this little 27-yarder. Now, because of that, have you been falling? Did you follow that after that? No, man. Okay. So this kid received like multiple threats. I mean, tons of threats. Death threats. From Ohio State fans? Every from everywhere. That's ridiculous. Death threats. I mean, for this kid. Well, okay, it is ridiculous. It's absolutely ridiculous, but it kind of brings to light what has happened in in college sports, right? Yeah. And gambling. They were they they were discussing this, how bad gambling has gotten in college. Okay, before we get into this gambling, I gotta go right back to this whole Michigan thing. My first thought when I when I heard about this, what was your first thought? When you heard about this whole scandal. My first thought about it? Yeah, what's your first reaction? My first reaction is how how did it keep hidden? Because I mean, first of all, okay, because you know, within the school, every they know what's going on. Everybody does. My first thought was the kids. Here's we got a guy that's in this like powerful position as a head coach and he's guiding and influencing these young men to go through life. And he's acting behind the scenes totally ridiculous. Right? Like I I it's sad when I hear like these people from you know authoritative positions in universities uh that are that are out here teaching our kids, and then they just are totally I mean this guy just blew up. Well, he had a mental meltdown. I mean, in life and what happened. I know, but what I'm saying is that it, you know, it it we've known people, right? When the shit when it goes down, they just lose their mind. Lose your mind. And what what it was is that he's looking at, you know, losing his money, losing his job. He's never gonna go be back in football again. No, right? He he would never be at a D1 school ever again. With all this, there's no way. Yeah. I mean, he's lucky if he would be coaching, you know, um, you know, pee we football after this. He shouldn't be doing anything with any adult. But if he didn't do anything, if he didn't do anything to her, to that girl, threaten her, anything like that. Just this coming out, he's not he wouldn't coach again. Right. I mean, you know, he wouldn't. He'd maybe be a junior college, but that'd be about it. Yeah, but then I mean, this is like the pressures of this program and all this stuff, and then not like you know, back to this, you know, kicker being threatened and all this stuff, and the pressures that people are like putting on these players now with this gambling bullshit. Okay, it's money though. Anybody knows, and this is this is exactly what I was talking about with the gambling and then college sports and then NIL money. I mean, there's so many things to talk about when with uh with the college sports now, but gambling has become such a uh a huge thing. One in five students gamble. You know that? Oh yeah. One in five. I mean, you think about this, they talk about this all the time. These kids are in debt before they ever get out of school, Sean. They they give them credit cards and then then they they're able to gamble 24-7 online. Nobody questions them. So they're making these bets. Now, could you imagine, just hypothetically speaking, Ohio State was was poised to win this game. And and and Indiana probably, they probably gave him three points on the spread, maybe. Right. Right? So if if fielding, if he kicks his field goal tied up, right? They go on overtime. Ohio State gets the ball back, they score a touchdown. Point spread's covered. Hundreds of millions of dollars now are one, right? Right on this side of the fence. Now, because he missed that field goal and it didn't go to overtime and they didn't have the opportunity, just even in the numbers, the way that they do this, I mean, they bet like uh okay, will it go into overtime? There might have been there might have been five million dollars on this game goes into overtime. Dude, they bet on the craziest, stupidest things. Like it's a they're inventing ways to bet on things. Like, uh, is he gonna kick it uh through the goal post? Does he kick it and hit the right goal post? Does he kick it and hit the left role post? They bet on if if this these are the probability of it's gonna happen. The majority of people don't know that they're making all these stupid, and and what I can't stand about this whole thing too is that they made it so accessible. Like it's all this, everything's on your phone now and the app. So, like, literally, just you know, as easy as you can text, you can place a bet. Right. Like, it is so ridiculous. It reminds me of that story of that one kid in I don't know what college this was that he had a gambling debt the whole nine yards, and he ended up killing, going out killing some kids and stuff because of this whole gambling debt. He got him worked himself up, he lost all his money, all his college money. Right, and his family didn't know about it, and then eventually he commits suicide. Yeah, you know, like they this they should they're not you shouldn't allow all this stuff. Like these kids are still developing, their minds are small, their minds are still developing, they're they're trying to uh seek their way through life, trying to figure, set themselves up for the future, but we're putting this like horrible tool in their their hands. Their minds don't develop until in in their mid to late 20s. Yeah. I mean, that's after college. And here these kids are with this gambling, but go back to what we were talking about, even with this. So this kid on the field goal, I mean, they they could have been, they could have bet a million dollars on this, on this, uh, on this play. And then right before this kid kicks it, okay, you bet did he make is he gonna make it or miss the field goal? Yeah, right? And he ends up shanking the field goal. Yeah, and so they lose, they lose millions of dollars, and it's crazy. So anyway, just looking at these programs, just want to run down this real quick. Yeah, okay. These programs, a typical program like Ohio State, all right, you know how much they take in? Football. Oh, gazillions. People really don't get this, okay? It's it's anywhere from 50, which is the low of how Ohio State to 150 plus million dollars a year.

unknown: 52:30

Yeah.

Shawn: 52:32

That's just a football program. That's I'm that's what I'm saying. Just a football program. Now, this is the TV rights, ticket sales, donations, boosters, scholarships, and merchandise, right? Ohio State, Michigan, Alabama, Texas, these are groups, these are teams that make that kind of money. Yeah.$150 million. Now, you you got other groups like the the Mountains, the the um AAC and the Mac. Those guys are making probably uh$5 million to$30 million, but then you go to basketball, right? And that and and the basketball drops down to$20 to$40 million. Okay. Now go back down to women's basketball, and it drops down to$3 million to$8 million. Now, these are the top programs. So it tells you about football, how much money is in football. I'm just going back to the football amount of money, right? How much football brings to a university. So, real quick, if you're looking at this, because you have contracts of Archie Manning, he's the Texas quarterback, he's making$6.8 million, Sean. Yeah. 6.8. Haven't even got to pros yet. Carson Beck of Miami,$4.3 million. Jeremiah Smith, which he's legit. I mean, this dude is legit, he looks like a freaking pro bowler already. Right. Right. And this kid is what, 19 years old?$4.2 million. Dude, it's it's insane when you like like some of these kids that are they're making so much money now with this NIL that even when they go to the pros now, and if they do, some of them might not. Right. Right? They might be making this money type of money and might stay longer in in the freaking college league just because they're making that type of money. Right. Right? Because they don't want maybe the pressure of the pros yet. We're gonna come back and revisit this one later on because and and the reason why I want to come back and revisit it, because I say this, and I'll stand by this. Eventually, they're gonna have a problem with this NIL. Because you have a kid, just real quick, you have a kid that is on a left guard, and that kid's making$250,000 for the year, and the right guard's making$20,000. Yeah. Who's the easiest target? The the right guard. Right. Right? Just to let somebody through the gap to basically tackle them. Now they don't have to be the lose the game for them, but it does have to be the the cover, the point spread. So now you watch in the future how bad this NIL, because now they're trying to move it to high school too. That's how jacked up this is. I mean, the whole thing, the the whole thing's gonna be this whole influence of money into sports gets these kids going in the wrong directions because now you have all these people things like the freaking Indians right now, like cheating on the betting on the sports and stuff, you know. Like, come on, you know, crazy ridiculous. But we're coming back, we're gonna come back and we're gonna revisit this in another podcast because we you know we're in the future we're gonna check this out. But we're gonna go around the globe. Around the globe. Yep. Virgin Atlantic cabin crew layover in Jamaica ended in tragedy when a 25-year-old member of an airline team was found dead after days of an illness, growing emotional distress. She had been grounded with a sinus infection after an operating a London to Montego Bay service and was staying at the carrier's crew hotel while the rest of the her team returned home. See, we we we talk about this a lot too, is that you got to check on these people. Yeah. This bullshit. You know something? When if there's a problem, you know, there's gotta be accountability. Heck yeah, man. When you when you have a crew member, if illness or whatever it is, somebody should be in contact daily with that person. As a company, should be in contact with should be in contact with their employee when especially when they're abroad and alone. Right. Like, I mean, that's ridiculous. That's completely ridiculous. I will say that my experience over my career, like I've had illnesses where I've been stuck in locations. Have you ever had that? Yeah, yeah. So I live like been uh I remember one time I was stuck like in Jacksonville one time, and I was there for a week because I had sinus infection. I couldn't fly, but they couldn't get me back home anywhere, you know. Like, so I was just sitting there and waiting, waiting on my illness, right, until they they can get me back. But it's like you can't go because you'll blow your ears. No one during that time check called me. Yeah, I know I know this bullshit. Yeah, you got all these big you got all these big uh what um uh departments and nobody gives you a call. It's crap. All right, here's a shocker. A Florida college senior has been arrested after he ordered 1,500 rounds of ammunition to his dorm room. For what? Who cares, man? I mean, seriously, there's a shocker. Is somebody dropping off 1,500 rounds of ammo to a dorm room in a college? Yeah. Did he like Uber it or something? But like little little red flag, Sean. Little red flag on that one. Is that an Instacart order? Dumb order. Okay, here's another dumb one. Pennsylvania Teens visiting Polk County, Florida for a football championship. You know what these little knuckleheads did? Took an Uber, went to went, they they went to a Dick Sporting Goods Store, right? They're there for a championship football game, and they stole all of them. Here, this group of eight, and they stole stole. How old were these kids? I don't know, teens. They were teenagers. That's stupid. And and here they were for the football game. Instead of playing football, they're over there stealing at dicks over 2,000. And their pictures went on national TV. Did you see this? No. Could you imagine your kids' picture going on national TV because you think that you can go ahead and steal? And I but you know something? I love this because it's accountability now. Before we didn't have accountability, now it's being accountable. If you're gonna do this, throw their picture right on TV and everybody knows who they are. Well, here's the here's the crazy thing, man. This reminds me of a story way, way, way back. I'm taking way back. Like I was in grade school and I got caught for stealing.

SPEAKER_02: 58:30

Yeah.

Shawn: 58:31

And um, me and a friend went into the local drugstore, and uh it was Halloween time, and we had opened up a bag of candy in the store, and we would like go in and get the like the little packs of candy, and then we would go into like you know, they had like clothes uh racks that were like round, and you can like go in the center of the clothes rack. Yeah, and there was like nobody could see it till the sitting area. So we would like we were like little mice in the store, right? We'd like going in, get the candy, take it back to the clothes rack, eat, and finally, you know, the dude catches on what was going on and grabs us. Your mom whooped your ass. Your mom whooped your ass. My parents beat my ass. No kidding. I could already tell you, man. I know your mom whooped your ass. She's listening to this going, yeah. I she's like, Yep, gee, I did. I whooped his ass. They had us up. That's when I found out about two-way mirrors in stores. They had us up on top, and we were looking through the stir two-way mirrors out in the store, and he had us holding us up. We're crying. Do you know what the coach's responses to this was though, to the police? What's that? Don't you have anything better to do than arrest these kids? Oh, to the police. Come on. Right? Well, that just shows you. That's just dumb. Stupid. But I did like this 22 year old um waitress. She went back and she flipped this table over because these people only gave her$5 on like a$300 tab. She spent like three hours refilling sodas, coke, uh, cutting cake, uh handing out plates, uh, splitting the splitting the check five. Ways and they left her five bucks. Dude. And she said, I'm not a charity and flipped the table. I just saw this. They arrested her. That's ridiculous. GoFundMe should have been for her. Right? They have these stupid GoFundMe's for dumb things, too. She should have got a GoFundMe. Yeah, you shouldn't get I mean, she shouldn't lose your cool, right? No. Of course, right? But I mean, come on. Okay, I can't stand like people that don't tip. I know. But you know, look, listen, the poor girl, that's the way she makes a living. And you know, and I felt bad for her. You see her, she's crying because she got arrested. And she really didn't want to do it. She just lost it for a minute. Yeah. But shit, tip 'em.

unknown: 1:00:37

Tip them.

Shawn: 1:00:38

Benny and and the uh the panda. A few Christmas, the llamas got quite the surprise yesterday. Porton International Airport. They they actually walked down the ramp to the plane. It was actually cool. The llamas? Yeah, it was really cool. They walked down there. Could you imagine going just walking a llama on board? Uh yeah, excuse me. Could you move over? No. I don't ever want to be on a plane with a llama. No, but they just haven't, they just walked around for fun. They're cute. Cute animals. Now we're gonna end the podcast on this one. We had breaking news. What's that? We had seized an oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela. Dude, shit is getting hot. Right? Right now. It is. I wonder though, I uh are we gonna paint USA on it? No, yeah. I mean, it's a nice tanker. Is it? I mean, it's a nice tanker. You should ship in some graffiti people from like New York and stuff to put graffiti all over there. These people okay, look, look, you guys got they got to ship some TVs over there because they're not paying attention. Right? We're blowing up drug boats, and now we're taking oil tankers doing illegal stuff in our waters, right? So now we become the International Predatory Towing Company, right? Our new, our new, our new model, Sean. This is what's gonna be our motto. If you break it, we take it. You break it, we take it. That's right. Didn't you like that one? Yeah. You don't like that one, dude. You break it, we take it. That whole situation gets so hot right now. Like, uh, I don't know if we're gonna be going to war with Venezuela or not, but hopefully not. I do not want to be in one of the world. We shouldn't, but you know something? What you you you gotta get a little bit of humor is that when they see all their their people lined up in their their dark faces and they got their police force and they got their military, and they're like, We're ready, we're ready. If you're ready, we're ready. Now they they did all this paint for a picture, right? And then some guy at the bottom of the caption goes, It's one missile. That was it. I mean, seriously, that was it. I mean, you did this whole thing, this big standout, and got all these guys all dressed up in this military garb, painted their face in camo, and then at the bottom of it, the guy says, one missile. Sorry. Anyway, you break it, we take it. All right, let's wrap the show up, brother. Give us this quote. I love this quote, man. It's okay to fall apart sometimes perfectly, right? Right. Tacos do, and we still love them. Yes, we do. We do love tacos. We do love tacos. We just scoop them babies up and keep eating them. I'm taco eating some bitch, dude. I'm gonna tell you right now. I love a taco. Street tacos, woo! We can get into a lot and long conversation about tacos, but we gotta do that another day. Foodies. Foodies, yeah, big time. All right, guys. You guys have a great week. It was a lot of fun. A lot of fun. We'll see you next week and uh stay safe out there. Happy holidays. Happy holidays. See you next time on Cabin Pressure, guys. And that's another smooth landing here on Cabin Pressure with Sean and G. Thanks for flying with us today. We hope you had as much fun as we did keeping the turbulence to a minimum. If you enjoyed the ride, don't keep it to yourself. Share the podcast with friends and help our crew grow. And don't forget to visit our brand new website at cabinpressure with seang.com for merch updates, our new blog, and a few extra laughs. Until next time, keep your trade table stowed, your seat belts fastened, and your sense of humor ready for takeoff. See ya up there!