Bomb Threats, Turbulence & Absolute Chaos — A Flight Attendant’s Week from Hell

What happens when your office is the sky and winter decides to flex?

We kick off the year on YouTube and immediately get thrown into a full-blown travel gauntlet: East Coast storms shredding commutes, a Dubai trip canceled in a rapid-fire cascade of alerts, and an unexpected holding pattern over a bomb threat that somehow didn’t shut down the terminal. We break down the behind-the-scenes decision-making most passengers never see—when to walk away from a trip, how to reset your body clock for an 8 p.m. Gulf departure versus a morning launch to Tokyo, and why sometimes the smartest move is letting a coveted international pairing disappear into open time.

The chaos didn’t stop on the ground. Gale-force winds rocked aircraft at the gate, black ice turned routine drives into slow-motion survival puzzles, and roadside deer suddenly made sense once you learn how winter road salt draws wildlife straight to the highway. In the air, turbulence delivered its lesson the hard way: seat belts matter when lake-effect crosswinds turn a cabin into a roller coaster.

We get into real-world cabin life—why slamming overhead bins breaks airplanes and delays everyone, how boarding music can completely change the energy of a flight, and how “gentle parenting” without boundaries becomes a five-row clean-up operation at 30,000 feet. From awkward crew-passenger moments (yes, that breastfeeding conversation), to sick coworkers forgetting masks are for noses, to global aviation headlines featuring extreme turbulence and six-figure fines for in-flight meltdowns, nothing is off-limits.

Along the way, we weave in nostalgia, throwback jingles that still slap, and the small habits that make flying better for everyone. It’s honest, unfiltered airline life—the planning, the pivots, and the humor that keeps us sane when absolutely nothing goes to plan.

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Chapters

• 0:00 New Year Launch And YouTube Debut
• 1:27 Weather Chaos And Cancelled Dubai Trip
• 5:20 Time Zones, Commuting, And International Strategy
• 7:45 New Year’s Flight And Airport Bomb Threat
• 13:40 Winter Ops: Winds, Ice, Deer, And Road Hazards
• 18:40 Gate Gusts, Briefings, And Rough Turbulence
• 22:10 Sick Passengers, Multiple Medicals, And Cleanliness
• 26:00 Music Onboard: Mood, Memories, And Jingles
• 33:20 Parenting On Planes And Cabin Etiquette
• 39:00 Breastfeeding Awkwardness And Boundaries
• 41:40 Around The Globe: Fines, Toilets, And Turbulence
• 47:40 Alcohol Trends, Organic Talk, And Conspiracies
• 52:00 Sign Off, Quote, And Subscribe CTA

Transcript

Shawn: 0:36

Hey everyone, welcome. This is Cabin Pressure. Let's get it started in here. Let's get it started in here. Welcome, man. It is 2026, brother, and we are coming on YouTube. 2026, and man, we are finally here on YouTube, and we're uh doing it, man. We're seeing our ugly mugs. Yeah. So the crazy thing about this whole thing is that um we're gonna fuck shit up. We tend to see you doing that, don't we? Some of some of this stuff, some of this stuff is gonna get screwed up and some of this stuff is gonna get it right, but you know, we're learning and you're on the journey with us. Welcome. Same thing as as if they were on the plane, right? Exactly. We will fuck shit up there, we would jack shit up. Anyways, man, so uh I've been uh I've been flying this week and uh all kinds of crazy stuff happened with me. And uh the first thing that happened, remember I told you I was going to Dubai? Yeah, yeah. So the uh I was like uh I was like all geared up for it, and I'm like, you know, I gotta go. And this huge ass storm was coming for the east coast, and I'm based out of Newark, so I gotta commute over and all that stuff. And so I'm like, okay, I'm gonna I can make this, I can make this, and so I'm like book all my flights and all that stuff, and then next thing you know, just like everybody else in the world, it's like boom, I see this, boom, cancel. I'm getting text, cancel, cancel, your flights cancel, your flight. I'm like, motherfuck. Welcome to the commuter nightmare, man. No doubt. That's it. I mean, if you look on social media, they were going nuts with that shit. I knew exactly what you're talking about. Yeah, they were going crazy. Yeah, so I was I I'm I'm like I'm like, let's listen. Okay, do I go to Dubai and try to get over there? Because I probably get on there the first flight in the morning. I'll have plenty of time to get to my flight and all that stuff, or do I not? But you had to make make that decision, and like that's something like relatable to flight attendants like us that commute, we gotta like make those decisions. Do you want to? Do you not want to? The whole nine yards. And the cool thing is that I can get rid of these trips like no problem being in such a huge base, right? Right. So um I'm like, I'm like, you know what? When that sec that second flight canceled, I was like, fuck it. You can do that with international flights. Right. International flights, you can't, because they'll go, they will go in a heartbeat. Yeah, those those young fight attendants are like piranhas. Yeah. They're they will like zap that stuff up with no no joke. Yep. So, anyways, I just said it's it literally, I'm like, I'm done with this. Called the hotel, canceled it, called all the stuff that I had to do to cancel it, but I dropped the thing in my open time and it was gone in like under 30 seconds. That's exactly the way the the international works. Right. So I was like, so I didn't get to go to Dubai, but then the cool thing was, so if I would have gone to Dubai, I didn't tell you this, but so my flight got over there, okay? And the flight that I was supposed to take out in the next morning, I was still kind of tracking what what I would happen. The flight coming in canceled because of weather. So it would have been, it would have been like a uh uh five-day trip. So, anyways, you know, things are all supposed to happen for a reason, right? Yeah, yeah. So um that that was crazy. The other thing is I like dealing with time change uh being a flight attendant is like domestic flight attendants don't have to deal with it as much, you know, going back and forth between our little forward time zones, that's not a big huge deal. But when you start going international, it's like it's it's crazy. And you gotta like start thinking, like that's a real like I have to think, how am I gonna like approach this flight? Because the Dubai flight left at 8 p.m., right? And then so like this weekend, I'm going on a flight and I'm going to uh Narita and uh which is Tokyo for all you people that don't know. And uh yeah, and so that leaves in the morning. So then it's like, how do you approach that flight? Like, am I when am I gonna be tired on that flight? Yeah, yeah, you know, like it it's it's one of those like okay, you know, this is this is what I gotta do. But this is another part of actually with with flying too, that a lot of people don't understand. We have a tremendous amount of commuters. Oh, yeah. And when the weather goes when the weather goes to shit like that, there it not everyone is as responsible as you. Well, I mean, for the most part, here's the thing that's all the thing about being becoming a flight attendant. Like when you're a new flight attendant, you're like, you're not you're flying by the seat of your pants doing shit, and you're not thinking about all this stuff like us, old flight attendants. Like, we're preparing ourselves for our trip and all that stuff, and people that want to retain employment, they they will they will start thinking about these things because you can only show up late and not for your flight so many times in a career before you don't have a career, yeah. Right, so uh yeah, so it's just it was like I had not been thinking about a lot of that, like you know, whole whole shit about time zones and stuff because I've been flying domestic, right? And then now I'm like, wow, this is like a big piece of the puzzle that I gotta get get down to how do I deal with this and how's my body gonna deal with this and all that stuff. So but it's interesting, it's something that comes up. People probably you know also like the public is always like, how do you do that? So you were at home? At what's what do you mean at home? This last few weeks, this last week. No, no, no. I just missed that one flight, okay, but I picked up flights. Oh domestic, right? Yeah, see, that's that's the other advantage we got, right? Because you can if you're not if if you didn't pick yours up, you can actually out-a-base pickup. Right. So, I mean, uh you can you can cancel one trip and switch it to another trip, and that's the beauty of our job, right? That's it, like you can you can move about, yeah. So, anyhow, I picked up this trip and I picked it up with Carol, which is my wife, and uh we decided we're gonna do this little fort down to Fort Myers and back, whatever. And it was uh on New Year's Eve, right? And so we're flying down, we've fine. Weather's a little bit bumpy, you know, it was snowing, it's snowing here and all that stuff. But then we're coming back, and as we're coming back, I get this we're like oh, maybe I don't know, 15 minutes from from landing, and we get this ding-dong, and I'm like, Okay, what's up? Boom. FO comes on, he's like, Well, we're in a holding pattern, and um evidently there's a bomb threat on the airport. I had heard about this. It's not even funny. It's not it's not even funny. It's not funny because like like we're doing our same thing back in the in the in the back of the galley, you know, like with the talking to flight attendants, and we're just shooting shit, like uh we're like getting anxious to go home because we're like, okay, now we gotta warm up our cars, we gotta dig out of the snow, you know. We're preparing to get out of this place. And did he just say the B word? That's exactly what runs through your head, right? What's that? That's what I'm saying. Yeah, although you just say the B word. That's why I said it when when I said it's not funny, right? Right. You don't hear a pilot say that too often, right? Yeah. I mean, that's like the first time I've ever heard it. So we're hard. So here's the funny thing. Like, I'm flying with my wife, and then the FO, he's flying with his wife, and she's the one uh leading the flight attendants that day. And so she's like, Can you repeat that? And I'm like snapping my fingers to the other flight attendants, like, get on the phone, you know, like you need to hear this. And uh it was it was crazy, man. I was like, I was like, what? Like what? Like, what's going on so catastrophic? Because we we're thinking everything in our head, emergency shit, and what what will may we have to do? Are we gonna divert? What you know, all that type of stuff is like flipping through our heads. But um, he's like, we're gonna hold for a little while and we'll see what happens, and then uh if not, we're gonna divert, you know, because we only got so much fuel to hold. And so we're sitting there, boom, boom, boom, and uh, you know, within like five, ten minutes, they're like, Okay, you can hold, you you can land. So we come in and we land. But when you're thinking about this, here's a here's my thought. Like, what impact to a bomb scare at an airport is impacting a plane in the air? Like, what are you preventing? What do you mean? I'm I'm not getting it. Exactly. That's that that's my whole point. Like, I'm I wasn't getting that. I'm like, why can't we land? Like, are they threatening to blow up the runways? Are they you know what's preventing us from landing that we can't like go park in uh outskirts of the airport or stuff and wait this out just like normal? Well, but instead of you probably you probably don't know what else they had planned. I mean, if they had one threat, you don't, you know. I mean, it could have been a multitude of things, right? We didn't we didn't know. So, so so the whole thing was like, I was like, this is this is this is crazy. So um we get in, we get into the airport, we land, everything's fine, we come up to gate, they let us into the gate. It was like we walk up the plane, airport's operating like normal. You would think that, like, did they evacuate the airport? Yeah, you know, did they stop all the people from you know running around? You know, if they're holding planes, they gotta be doing that too. Have you ever seen LA when they did that? Like they have a threat, a bomb threat. No, it's crazy, man. I mean, I see I was there one time and the whole international terminal was evacuated, just like you said. Right. Whole evacuation, but complete. That's the thing that I was expecting, like, okay, we're gonna get back to the airport and we're gonna walk into a ghost town because of course they've evacuated the airport, right? Guess what they did? Nothing. Did you ever find out? I mean, did you ever find out what the threat was? No, no, dude. I was like, I I'm like, why? What is what the fuck is going on? Yeah, like I mean if you're holding a plane, you got to be evacuating an airport. And hey, did you stop like the vans and shuttles and all that stuff from coming into the airport? And did you know, like, did you stop the traffic coming into the airport? You know, like if they're so if it's gotten to a point where they're holding planes, you've got to be it's got to be at a level where they're definitely holding the traffic on the ground. Yeah, so, anyways, I went and experienced that, and that shit didn't happen, which was crazy because I was like, come on. This is the none of this is making sense why they did this whole thing. And we never found out like what the how you know credible it was. It was credible enough to hold us, you know, but it was credible, not credible enough to evacuate their airport. Yeah. But then just like you're saying, like in L LA, like you're like they evacuate the whole damn. Completely. I mean, it's it's nuts. Whenever they have they have a bomb threat like that, the whole the whole freaking terminal is evacuated. Yeah. So, anyways, the the interesting thing about this is that that day, like I guess five or six airports in the whole entire US had bomb threats. Yeah. So there this happened in all these places. And they were like, it's probably to disrupt um, you know, the whole it was all planned to disrupt the you know behavior of the airlines and all this stuff. Yeah, exactly. Right. So um, but it was like place places like um Cleveland, Saginaw, Michigan, um, my you know, Iowa. Like it was like, no, those aren't the like whoever was doing this, yeah, that wasn't plan very well. Yeah. They're they're as dumb as the threat. Exactly. They didn't plan it very well. Yeah, Saginaw. There you go. I'm gonna screw I'm gonna screw up the system, and guess what? 20 people are moving out. Akron, Ohio's going down. There you go. Not smart, not smart, stupid, stupid. Anyways, the other thing, too, I was rapping with this flight tender in the back, and I gotta tell you this because this was funny shit, because I was like, oh my god, that you've got you gotta be kidding me. You know, like you have these con conspiracy theorists, like everybody out there thinks that there's something going on, especially in this day and age, like politics and all the shit. There's just conspiracy, right? And this gal I'm playing with, she's like, hey, just want to let you know that um I stopped wearing deodorant. This is stupid shit, right? I'm like, I'm like, what? So she starts telling me she's like, there's like chemicals in that deodorant, and like it's toxic. Oh, I know exactly who you were talking about. And you know, I didn't this wasn't for you to figure it out. I did. So they're like, you know, I can't, I'm not doing this yet. I don't know how this is gonna work for summer. She won't have to tell you, right? She won't have to tell you. We'll get a funk. We'll smell her, yeah. But but she's like, I don't know, and this then she gets into this whole rap about how like the you know, there's there's chemicals in the water and all this whole big region and all this stuff, and they found out there's a certain chemical and everything, like it's so bad that like it how it affects males, it like literally like it shrinks your penis. I'm like, how in the hell do we go from deodorant to shrinking penises? This is a conspiracy theorist. This is how they like they snowball. And so then I'm like, I'm like, what? And I'm thinking to myself, is that what's happening? So she said, This is something that shrinks the penis. That would be taken from the shelf so fast. No, it's in our water. That's what she's saying. It's in our water. Like these chemicals, they don't filter them out. And I'm like, okay, you know, you start thinking like listening to people, and you're like, really? You lost me at penis. Oh, actually, she had my attention. No, I mean, I'm saying she's telling you that. I mean, I don't know. Anyhow, man, that's nuts. That was my week. I went home thinking. But you had a crazy flight, though, too. Dude, I had crazy, I had the crazy flight. I had the weather. Yeah, the crazy flight with the weather, and and then the bomb thing, and then I got flight attendants talking to me about how my penis is shrinking because of chemical toxins. And he had he had a he had an excellent. It is very hard to be a flight attendant in this world, but this week you had a flight. You had a flight that was basically everything went sideways and did a backflip, basically, right? I mean, that's that's exactly what kind of week it's been, weather-wise. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because my catch up when I'm talking about what what happened this week, it was absolutely crazy. We went from snow a couple weeks ago, right? Right. And woke up, gale force winds. The winds have been crazy here. I could, I mean, living next to the lake, we expect, you know, the the the lake effect weather. Right. But I came in, I I got up this morning. I the I'm sorry, got up in the morning, got in the car, I was driving, and it was the first four miles through the country basically until you get to like 18. Right. And it was dodging uh trash cans. Oh. I mean, it was like a minefield, but the minefield was moving. Yeah. I mean, it's dangerous. It was crazy. I mean, the trash cans are all over the place, and I'm I'm still in that rental car, and I'm like, oh, this is all I need. A freaking trash can to run right into the rental car. Like, there's perfect to just start the day off. Yeah, man. Uh uh the whole commute this week with the ice, like yesterday it was like black ice. It was like so bad. There was nobody on the road because of the holiday, right? And it was like a good early morning Sunday, but it was like the black ice. I was like crawling in work. First time, first time in my career that I took off New Year's Eve and New Year's Dave, and I was so happy. I was like, oh, my ass is not gonna be on the road. Yeah. Because I cheated death the last four times. Yeah, I didn't want to, I didn't want to try it again. But I was I was driving and after after the wind, right? Right. Deer. The deer in Ohio are unbelievable. And and I went home and I started researching this because as you know, I hit two. So I started doing the research on it. Yeah, you do you hit a few. I know. I know. But do you know why those deer, do you know why they're by the interstate? No. Never checked into this, did you? No, I mean, you know what? Like it so this this happens like everywhere, and it's not just deer. Like, if you go to Colorado, like the elk or near road, like all types of like deer life, bighorn, elk, whatever it is, they're always by the close to the road. Yeah. Interstates, highways, even even the side roads. Yeah, a lot of animals go close to the road. It's the salt, Sean. Oh, really? Yeah, it's the it's the salt coming off the trucks because what they their body craves it during the winter time. So they're out there, it's either on the like the the sides of the grass where they're trying to feed, or it's in puddles and they're actually licking the the salt. So so we've just created a giant deer lick on the side of the road. We're we're bringing the damn things into the interstate so we hit the damn things. Yeah, I'm like, or it made sense, though. Yeah, it that that made total sense. I mean, I wish though, you know, have you have you drone through Colorado before? And I can I'm only saying that like driving through Colorado, like you're on I-70 going through Colorado, going over the uh, you know, the uh continental divide and all that stuff, that whole entire highway, because they have deer everywhere, all types of deer and elk and all that stuff. They have those giant fences lining the highway, and then they have those ramps where the ramp goes up and they can like the deer, if they got stuck on this side, they can like get off only in this area, the ramp area, because they can't jump over the fence, right? You know, and so it prevents the deer from actually even getting on the highway, like you you would think there was a lot of deer, like if it was Ohio, we'd have them scattered everywhere, yeah. Right. But over in uh in in Colorado, like it's totally prevented. And I and I was thinking, like, why doesn't Ohio and other places that have like you know, Pennsylvania, all these stuff, why don't they have deer ramps like that on the highway? Why doesn't somebody design a car that you could actually see the damn deer, right? I mean they have screens, well they have screens, they have some that have those like infrared things now still, but still, and you know in I do those some bitches jump quick, they'll come out of the your left-hand corner of your eye and you don't even need to see them. Right. But it did make sense, so I mean I never knew, never knew, but always wondered why in the hell they're standing next to the interstate. Yeah, we brought them in. We did bring them in. So it but anyway, going back to going back to this wind and weather. So went to the airport and uh got on the airplane. The plane was already moving. Did you ever get it on that on the plane? The tail's already moved. We haven't even moved. Yes, we're sitting at the gate. Yes. And and the wind's so bad, the tail's already moving. I had a plane spin out on me one time. Really? Yeah, I'm like, we're at the gate, and the people are blow board, you know, deplaning the aircraft, and they're walking off, they're walking off. And sometimes like you have the jet bridge, and they like, you know, the the leveler or whatever isn't it? Auto leveler, yeah, yeah, isn't engaged. And so it's like uh the plane starts like rising and stuff. Well, all of a sudden, ours was we just started like floating away from the gate. And where I'm like, You're trying to process in your head because you're like, this isn't normal. And you're like, what is happening? All of a sudden, we're like, this huge gap is going between us and the and the jet bridge. And here comes, of course, little old lady. Then she's like, and I'm like Lily grab her. Because she's literally getting ready to walk off the freaking plane. And what had happened? The wind had like hit her tail and pushed us and just spun us away from the gate. So it hit it like on the backside and just like twisted it. Right. It was wild. Didn't even leave the gate. I know the tail was moving. We didn't even move, but I love the briefings. I love those briefings. Uh yeah, at the climb out, we're gonna hit some turbulence. That's a shocker. Yeah, right? We walked all the way from the back to hear that it's gonna be a little turbulent in the climb out. Love those freaking briefings like that. They are funny. I mean, we we get them all the time, but for us older flight attendants that know our shit and we know we're paying attention to weather all the time. We know that we're gonna get turbulence like coming, climbing in and out of these different areas and where there's weather. But for the new hires that don't know, we we gotta sometimes pretend like we're new. That's not gonna happen. It's not gonna happen. It's not. I mean, we're gonna we're gonna saunter up to that briefing going, I heard this shit about a million times. But anyway, we still do it. Yeah, but um coming back, coming back, half the plane sean was sick. We we got into some turbulence, and man, it we were getting taught tossed around like a freaking ragdoll. Oh man. And half of them, half of them were throwing up. Dude, those are the flights that the public actually gets like understands and gets a good education about how turbulence is dangerous. Right. Yeah, but but Cleveland Crosswinds during the wintertime, that lake effect weather. I mean, the winds are are torrential, man. I mean, it is it's pretty rough. But uh, yeah, we got we got tossed around pretty hard. Yeah. Uh uh like um we were getting tossed around. We weren't doing any like zero G things, so we weren't floating in the air or anything, but we were definitely hitting some hard bumps. Yeah, yeah. So the holiday also uh led to three three out of four days uh medicals, three out of four. That's crazy, man. Crazy week comes in threes. Yeah, it does. But uh also uh on the way in, I had to ask you too. What's that? Do you this a little off subject, but do you still like car dance? Car dan? Yeah. Okay. Who doesn't car dance, man? It's like you're you're always like, you know, like, come on, let's get it started. Shit. I'm like that so much. Uh I mean, it was kind of like uh, you know, it gets a little crazy during the holidays. Right. So I'm I'm turning on the music, and like that old Johnny Kemp song comes on, you know. Uh I mean, and our every little step you take. Oh yeah. I'm I'm I'm in the car dancing. Yeah. I I mean, I I was having so much fun with this. I'm a big singer. So it's like like when it when it comes on, like I'll turn it up and I'll start screaming, like singing it. I'm like, you know, ah like does it take you back though? Does it take you back when you're young? I mean, it sometimes I I think it's like a a stress reliever for me. Yeah, because the I mean the week gets a little bit crazy, and I find myself in there and it's it's pitch dark. I'm thinking somebody's looking at me, they're they're thinking I'm nuts. Right. Yeah. So I but I uh anyway, it was loving that, and then also watching G. GG, you're nuts. Yeah, I know. Sometimes. Well, you know, all this stuff happens within a week. Yeah. So it's literally like the life of a flight attendant. Right. Dude, that's what cabin pressure is. This is this is all what we're talking about. Yeah. What it's like then the shit we go through, getting getting in, getting back to work, the our daily, there's no such thing as routine. No. Right? So walking through the parking garage. Right. See this family. Okay. They're looking all over the place. Okay. And they've got their arm extended like this. Sure. Lost their car. Oh, they're like clicking their, clicking their little uh clicker. Can't find it. Now the whole family's out there, it's freezing outside. Nobody's got a coat because you know they left it in the car. Yeah. And had no idea where they left the car. Dude, that's the worst. And I'm thinking, don't let this be you. Us? No, a passenger. Oh, yeah. Just yeah. Oh, this is like a PSA to uh everybody out there. No, well, yeah, it's always a PSA. But I'm just saying, it don't let it be you. Right. All these people that travel, they they park their car in a garage. They don't ever take a picture of where they park, they just walk away. No, and that garage is like five levels. Unless you're parking with like a service that gives you like those like reminder tickets, and you remember to not lose it. Yeah, but you got your arm extended, clicking your panic button, it's not working. Yeah. So just make sure that use your phone. Take your uh take a picture of wherever your phone, wherever your car's at. Right, right, right. Don't let that be you. But anyway, that that was basically my my my drive-in this week. It was kind of crazy, and then uh the fun uh little little uh shots that I seen of uh people in the garage, parking garage. Dude, I'm gonna tell you, like um it's just been the winter always brings on crazy stuff, extra crazy stuff to me. Like there's like more to the um, you know, all the things that we need to do to get into working back into you know, back from our work. Yeah. So but something you don't need to do? What's that? Slam bents. Slam the bins. Yeah, slam the bents. Just had that, just had that the other day. This guy, he started you ever had somebody just they come in and they just for no reason slam it. Yep. They do you think it's a noise? I don't know if it's a noise or they just think that that's the only way it's gonna latch or something like that. You know, like it it's like women doing it on a plane, I see men. I've just depends. Depends. I mean, I I've seen women do it, but it's just like anybody that's slamming anything, just there's no reason for it. All right, another PS right, right? Right, don't slam it. Why? Why you broke the damn bin this week? Yeah, so guess what? You have to have maintenance come out. Oh wow, you broke the bin. Don't slam the damn bins. And here's the thing so you slam those bins and you break the bin, and then maintenance comes out, and it's like they can't fix the bin on time, and they're like, oh, it don't work?

SPEAKER_00: 26:39

Yeah.

Shawn: 26:40

Guess what happens? Take all your shit out. All that shit comes out. And guess what happens if we don't have any more room left? Your bag is getting checked.

unknown: 26:50

Right.

Shawn: 26:50

How could you slam the bin? To Hong Kong. Don't do it. My not North Dakota. Here comes your bag. You stupid ass. Don't slam my bin. Now the changeover, right? This is the changeover, the boarding music. Right. So we went from the holiday, we went from the holiday music. Do you think boarding music is important on a flight? Yeah. You think it's important? Why? Yes, because it's just happened to me like yesterday on the flight. I was like, the the flight attendant up front, she had like like turned the boarding music, you know, like the auto on the plane like sets it at 50% or something like that volume. And she kicked it up to 100%. I'd do it if it's a good song. It dude, I don't care if it's a good song either, but 100% on a song getting on the plane. I'd probably do it. I don't know, man. If anybody's seen you and me in the in the back of that airplane, if the music's not good, yeah, come on. Yeah, come on. Come on. Seriously, you're back there playing, you know, brandy, right? Brandy. Yeah. I got, yeah. Brandy. You're a fine girl. What a good life. That's that's in the morning time. Dude. Does it affect the the the mood? Yes, ours. Dude, I I start off with uh I'm easy. Easy last year. Yeah, man. I uh I I gotta get the like I gotta have the uh chill, like relax, because you know, these motherfuckers can get our blood pressure going. Right. Usually some grapevine. Right. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm. Right. But we get going with that. I mean, it it's so much fun in the morning, and we're me and you are just like, we're busting up. I have we're actually dancing in the back. I've had pastors come back and they're like, I like your music. Yeah, exactly. Like, I got you grooving. If I'm in your back alley on a plane, you might see some grooving. Exactly. They already know they're they already know they're in for a fun flight. Right. It's not gonna be normal. Never is with us on a plane anyway. But it's amazing how the energetic music changes the whole mood. But do you remember, do you remember like sitting in the elevator and Mandy? Yep.

SPEAKER_00: 29:14

Oh Mandy, when you came and you gave without taking it.

Shawn: 29:18

I like when the music just is like playing in there and no words. You know, and you know this, and we're like, and we're like, and then you just throw the words in there. Oh man. That's right. The elevator door opens up and everybody's like shaking their head like Stevie Wonder. You don't you don't want to admit it, but man, you're like, uh, yeah, we were all singing Mandy. A lot of you know, you know what's disappeared in our world is that there aren't a lot of music in the elevator anymore. No, no, like when we were growing up as a kid, like every elevator always. That's what I said. Mandy. You sand in her, and Mandy would be playing in the elevator. You know what would be great for a uh like a soundtrack playing? Guardian of the galaxies. Oh, dude. That's a bomb. That is a bomb soundtrack. Yeah, every song that they play, like, is like throwback because when they flip those cassettes into the player, you know, and like flip it on, they got the little old Walkman hairphones, little wire, little foam pads on, and whatever character is like boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Yeah. And they got brandy, they played act, they actually play brandy too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They had all those cool good songs. If you guys, if you guys want to listen to the great music soundtrack, Guardians of the Galaxy is the bomb. Yeah, it's good old school stuff. You can you can just bring it up and listen to it. It should be a soundtrack for the airplane. Oh, that would be good on the airplane. All right, got a question for you. Since we're talking about some of the old stuff. What's that? What year were you born? 1965. What's Jenny's number? Jenny, Jenny, uh 8675309. Did you Okay, there's this video going around. Yeah that this guy walks around and he's like, hey, how how old are you? What year are you born? And they're like, uh 1966. What's Jenny's number? 8675309. Everybody like sings this, right? And then he goes, Hey, what year were you born? He's like, 79. What's Jenny's number? Jenny who? Yeah. Jenny's. I'm not getting it, man. Jenny Who. Jenny's number. What's Jenny's number? Uh, don't know. Right, man. Anyone in the 60s? Any, and I tried this at work. Oh, yeah? Yeah, I tried it at work. How'd it work? Every single time anybody that was born in the 60s, yeah, 8675309. Did you ever call that? No. No. I'm sure that doesn't go anywhere. You never know. Try it, people. Listen, we had some great. We had some great little jingles. Remember Oscar Meyer? Oh, yeah. My baloney has a first name. It's O-S-C-A-R. My baloney has a second name. It's M-A-Y-E-R. Love to eat it every day. And if you ask me why I say Oscar Meyer has a way with B L O G N A. How's that? Do you remember the little kid? It was how's that? Oh, yeah. One more. I got one more for you. I gotta do one more.

SPEAKER_00: 32:23

What's that? I like to teach the world to sing and perfect harmony. Yeah, harmonizing. Buy the world a coat.

Shawn: 32:38

Perfect company. That's the real thing. They had some great. I mean, Jenny Jenny just reminded me of all those little jingles. Yeah, the jingles are what's really cool. Like, I mean, it it's a genius market marketing tool that they don't use often enough today. Right. Right? Yeah, yeah. I mean, I mean what we get today is like, what day is it?

unknown: 33:02

Pump day!

Shawn: 33:03

Pump day! Pump day! You know, that's what we get today. We don't get the jingles. Like, right. They need to come up with jingles again because jingles are they they like connect you with a product, you know, like every all those little jingles, you know, like Coca-Cola jingle is forever. Right, right. Every person that honestly, every person that about Barry Manilo, Mandy, yeah, they can relate. They're like, oh yeah, I I I definitely know what they're talking about. Yeah. Every elevator, yeah, right? Every single elevator. But that's the great thing about with uh, you know, social media and everything, they have all these different videos. They had the ones of those Aussie guys. Did you see those? The Aussie guys? Yeah, no, no. They were actually dressed up as like the mean girl Christmas. Oh, okay. We're gonna have to we're gonna have to show them the the the Aussie guys. This Christmas dance. I think I got like over five million views. And there's this other video about these orcas and chasing this penguin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Unfreaking believable. Oh, dude. Gotta show this one. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04: 34:34

Oh my god. Oh my God. He's got energy. Oh no, this is it.

Shawn: 35:01

Isn't it crazy how orcas they actually they they hunt, they actually play with their prey. Oh yeah, man. That is like um, that's one of the things that like they're so intelligent, you know, right that they actually like they're the one of the only people or what beings in the world that actually play with their food. Yeah. Like we do. You play with your food, too. No, dude. But this video Just be just because I blow bubbles in my mouth, don't don't be calling me out. Now, how many how many people were like us, they they were cheering for this penguin? Oh yeah. Poor ass. I love a penguin, man. I do too. He's one of my black black and white brothers. But the whole people on the boat, man. I mean, they're just cheering. You're looking to this video and you're just cheering for this little penguin. Yeah, trying to like, please let him go. Come on, man. Come on, look messing with them. Damn. Yeah, until one of them just is like end of video. Penguin snack. But it did teach you a lot about an orca. Yeah. I mean, it really was a cool video on how orcas uh hunt. Yeah, it was. I mean, they herd their fish together together, and then they that's how they feed. Dude, I'm a such a sucker for all those like um nature videos and stuff. Do you watch all those stuff? Like, you know, planet Earth and all those documentary things, like uh like the guys in the back and the lion, the king of the jungle. That's why you had the video of the orcas eating a penguin. But that's kind of like a that's like is uh like a little clip that she's getting like uh TikTok. Still an animal video. Still a good video. It's so much better when the dude's like and he's approaching his prey. He's he's slowly coming around the corner, right? Pounce. But the hyena had something else to say. What was that? The remember the wild kingdom? Yeah, the wild kingdom. That's all dude. That's that's a big throwback, huh? Yeah, you're speaking like the wild kingdom. You know what that reminds me of stuff? Like, and this is totally off-subject because I'm just like thinking the like old stuff that we used to watch, you know, the wild world of sports, yeah, the animal kingdom, all that stuff. Um what's his name? Um Buffett. Buffett's Jimmy Buffett. No, not Jimmy, Warren. Oh, Warren. Well, you said Buffett. Buffett, yeah, no, no, somebody richer than Jimmy.

SPEAKER_03: 37:30

Just a little bit right.

Shawn: 37:32

Dude, he's he decided he's gonna retire from Berkshire Hathaway. 95. 95 what? He's 95 years old. That's when he's retiring. Oh, okay. He said, I'm going to retire and I'll I'll do a yearly letter.

unknown: 37:50

What the fuck?

Shawn: 37:52

Dude, are you retiring before 95? Uh a little bit before 95. I'll probably be dead before 95. That's what they think. That's what I'm like, are you kidding me? But I'm that got my mind thinking about those old things like those uh WoW Word sports and all that stuff, the Animal Kingdom and all that. Like, you know, now you give me a Mickey Mouse Club, and yeah, my mind's spinning now. Isn't it funny how that happens? You start somewhere and you end up in you end up somewhere else. Exactly. Yeah. A lot of fun. But hey, this is M-I-C. K-E-Y.

SPEAKER_00: 38:27

K-E-Y. M-O-U-S-E.

Shawn: 38:30

We had to go there. Right. So this new year, okay. Did you eat sauerkraut and pork? Do you eat that? Do you're that whole that whole thing that they say about sauerkraut and pork? I have never like no. I will eat some damn sauerkraut and pork, but not for the holidays. Like that whole tradition and stuff. I don't even get that whole thing. What's that about? It's prosperous. It makes you prosperous. This shit has not worked in all the years I've been eating it. It makes me, it makes me shit. I think the only people that are prosperous from this is the Kabasa people and Willie's. Because Willie's Willie's makes a shitload for me from Sauerkraut every every uh New Year's. Yeah, an American standard. Yeah, exactly. They're the only ones that are making money. Yeah, that you know what American standard is, right? Yeah. What? Well, it depends. It's a toilet. I know that. That's what I just said.

SPEAKER_00: 39:26

I said it depends.

Shawn: 39:28

No, I'm not talking about holding it. Depends is depends holds them. I'm talking about sauerkraut and despaza shitting in the toilet. American standard has faucets to you, so I said it depends. Damn. All those, yeah. You can imagine what it's like with me and you on a damn plane, let alone sitting in a podcast. Right. Come fly with us. We're fun. That'd be a new that's our slogan. You have a great time.

unknown: 39:57

Right.

Shawn: 40:00

What else is going on, man? We lost our place in what we're doing. No, no, I didn't. I'm still laughing about it. No, I was going down the concourse. I seen this guy. This was hilarious. This guy's on a he's on one of the carts. Yeah. And he's sitting backwards. And you you heard this conversation going on with the cart guy, and the cart guy's yelling back to him, hey, where are you going? Where are you going? He goes, I'm going to Miami. He goes, where? He goes, Miami. He goes, man, there ain't no flight that goes Miami down here. He goes, What do you mean? He goes, none of these airlines go to Miami down here. You're on, you're on the wrong concourse. Sean, this dude is sitting at the equator when he should have been at the North Pole. I mean, he he really you should have seen the look on his face because you knew he just jacked up. And I would have said the F-word, but he jacked up. I mean, he is like, I'm just saying. He's gonna miss his flight. He did, man. He had that look on his face, like, oh my God. What what really would have been priceless would have been the uh uh, you know, the intercom coming over and they're saying his name as he's going the opposite direction on their car. That was the funny part though. You know how he the guy whips around, you hear beep, beep, beep, beep. He flips around and goes the other direction. You're still not making it. You ain't making it. No, it's not good for you. But that was hilarious watching that one play out. Now, this is something that we've had to deal with recently, too. Crew members being sick. Oh, yeah. Oh, dude, I'm gonna tell you right now, that that'll this whole thing, like, and it this probably happens every industry, you know, it's everywhere in offices, you know, everybody here. It's like everybody's bringing their sick ass selves to work and killing, you know, there's making everybody sick. Right. I hate that. But here's my thing with this whole thing. If you're gonna do it, and one, if you want to be smart about it, and okay, yeah, like other cultures in the world, like over in Asia, where they put mask on long before COVID, you know, like protect yourself and everything. But like, I can't stand the people that have the mask, and they're like, the mask is like right here, right here. Like, what what the fuck does that do? Like, like the chin strap. Yeah, yeah, or yeah, yeah. I got I got you, I got you right here. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I feel good. I'm protecting everybody. Yeah, and or they it keeps going up and down, yeah, right? Yeah, or they can't like when they talk, they take it on, they take it off, take it on, they scratch the inside of their mask with their finger. Yeah, that works too. Yeah, brilliant, brilliant. No, but these crew members that come on, you ever had one that that that hacks and doesn't doesn't cover? Oh, yeah. Crew members are just embarrassing the the public. Cover your mouth. Just I I'm I'm wiping everything down in that in that galley because there's germs everywhere from them hacking, not covering up. Yeah, was driving me crazy. Dude. Absolutely driving me crazy. And then another crew member, it was pretty funny though. She had one of those homemade soups. She sat on the counter, I'm like, what's that shit? And she goes, soup. And I'm like, Yeah, it looks like a lab experiment. No, it looked like a lab experiment. Oh no. No, it did. I mean, do you remember when you was back in high school and you had like that, you know, the frog dissected? It was like hanging in, and that's what it looked like, but it was like noodles. And if you threw an artichoke in there, it'd be like a heart. Yeah, it was not good. This is taking me back to another like old thing. Like eight. Well, who's the kid that the life serial kid? Mikey. Mikey. I told you you remember that. Right? Like, like, you gonna eat that soup? Yeah, Mikey. Mikey will eat it. No, I'm not eating that shit. It looks like a lab experiment. It was so bad. Oh, it was so nasty. Right. That's no, dude, man. I'm like, uh, yeah. I mean, here's the thing. My we I think we talked about this the other week about cleanliness, and would you eat from that person? Nope. Right? You just got your answer from me. Nope. Nope. If I don't even, if I don't know what your kit, I'll eat from yours because you're clean. Yeah. But if I don't know if your kitchen is clean, nope. Yeah. Not eating. Especially if you show up with a science experiment. It was bad. Soup. It was bad. Tentacles winging out of the book. That's what it looked like though. You know, the noodles, you know, those like things bubbling. Yeah. Winging eyeballs eyeball hanging out of it. Nasty. It was gross. I'm like, nah, I'm not eating it. Yeah. So you know what else I had to deal with this this this past week? What's that? Gentle parenting. Stop it, please. Now you don't have kids, you don't have kids. I know. But you're around kids all the time. And we see the product of this gentle parenting. Now, quick question. Quick question. So gentle parenting, it goes through this whole process that if um if you're kicking the back of the seat, you know, you're like, hey, listen, um, you know, the person in front of you really doesn't appreciate it. And, you know, if we can really talk about this and we can see your emotional side and um and and your feelings on the you extending your leg and continuously kicking the back of the seat, then m maybe we can understand why you're doing this. I'm gonna tell you right now. First of all, somebody needs to kick the fucking head of that parent right there. Okay, but it's the gentle parenting, the the thought process of this whole thing. So they go through this whole explanation and they have to do it like five or six times, and this kid's still kicking the back of the seat. So you have a flight attendant that has to interject, and this just happened. Flight attendant had to interject about the kid kicking the seat. Now the mom gets pissed, yeah, and she comes to the back of the airplane. Now, our other job is to do what when you're the other flight attendant. Yeah, we're supposed to do diffuse the situation. So I'm diffusing the situation with this mom is telling me about this crew member that was being nasty to her child. Right. Now that crew member is like a foot and a half from us. Right. So you can imagine how that went. Dude. It went from defused to infused. Yeah, like a whole other argument just started. Explosions getting ready to happen, building up, pressure. Yeah, right. All and it all stemmed from gentle parenting. So if you if you had a choice, gentle parenting, so you're you're repeating something, and we've seen gentle parenting, the end result, right? The end game. Right. The whole row looks like they took all their shit and dumped it on the floor, right? All the crackers, all the stuff. Any any crew member knows these. Every group that comes in that has this philosophy, and we know this already, that row, excuse me, is gonna be a disaster. Nuclear bomb. Like they have zero respect for anything. Right. Like, and everything that's their the reaction to it is like that gentle parenting reaction, you know. Oh, now you shouldn't have thrown that cracker on the floor. I'm gonna give you another one. And what are you gonna do with that? Don't crunch it into the floor like you did this time. Now you'll go up to this other family that like has a military dad, yeah, and you know, the kid got tagged one time in his life, yeah, and there's not a crumb on the floor. Dude, nothing. First of all, those are those are the families we love. Yeah. Like this the ass whooping took one time, and the general parenting is still being worked on. Yeah. If you want to see a whole science experiment going on, get on a flight to go into Orlando. From any destination. Yeah, exactly. You'll and you'll see all these different types of parenting happening. And then you should walk through the cabin afterwards and you can see which ones are really fucking up. Yeah. And which ones know what they're doing. There's other parents listening to this going, uh, you know something that's not very nice. And this is the reason why the kids' feelings are really hurt. And it what it's gonna do is gonna have a long-term effect on exactly no, hell no. Little smack. You better stop because I'm gonna put you in timeout. Exactly. That's the that's you're gonna get timeout. Yeah. Timeout five times over. My my parents are listening to this, they'd be like, we would have already cracked your ass in the head. It only took once. Beat your ass. We would have beat your ass. We would have told you, first of all, here's some psychological torture when you're young. Go get the belt. Oh, yeah. You're gonna get it. You're already getting it. I know, you're gonna get it. It's only one time, though. No, that's the thing, right? You already know. You want a reason, you want to re you want to cry? Yeah. Remember that one? Yeah, you want a reason to cry? You want to re- I'll give you a reason. I'm gonna give you a reason. I'm gonna give you a reason. And they followed up on it too. That's why I only took one time. Yeah, they never like just didn't like it. Wasn't empty promises back then, right? You could take a you could take a picture, you could take a picture of these rows and go, this is gentle parenting row. Yeah. Right? Oh my gosh. And this row is not the gentle parenting row. Yeah. So don't do it. I mean, I wouldn't do it. Crazy. Anyway, so this is one, this is one uh on the flight uh breastfeeding on a plane. I don't have a problem, don't get me wrong. I don't have a problem with it, so don't start screaming at me, any woman's group, but this is tough. A boob is a boob, man. But listen. Some are better than others. All right, but you it's kind of hard when when the mom wants to have a conversation with you, right? Wait a minute, I'm not done. Wait, the dad is right next to her, her boob's sticking out, the baby's underneath the boob. So, I mean, were you looking? I mean at her eyes? Yeah, but there's nothing I know, but you're you're it's like not the one cyclopize that's the eye. I know, but do you feel funny? Yes. You feel funny? Yes. It it wouldn't be the same as like if we walked up to that parent and we were flight attendants and they're gonna ask us a question, and she's got that whole scene that you just painted right there. But I walk up and I have my dick in my hand. That's how we're all comfortable about this. Like, oh, you got your one eye out, I got mine too. What do you want to talk about? That one's gonna be that one's gonna be bad. But no, it's so true though. It's so true, and it has nothing to do with the kid, it's the comfortability. You know, I'm standing there trying to have a conversation with you, right? And and and this boob is looking at you right in the face, and you you know, you you're like, okay, you're staring. I'm like, staring. Yeah, you're trying, you're trying not to like glance away. No, because you don't you oh shit. Oh damn, I'm caught. I'm caught. Okay, it's horrible. It's it's not good. Yeah, yeah, those are good bot boobs. That happened to me this week. It wasn't good, it was very awkward. Yeah, that's not a good situation. And you know what? You know what? If we were flying together, I would expect you to call me to diffuse the situation. Just remember, just put a little thought in your head. I was just saying that it was uncomfortable, Sean. Uncomfortable. That's it. No one going in there for a peep shell. All right. So don't do that. Next topic. Around the globe. Around the globe. They had this uh they had this Florida man who's suing Outback Steakhouse. You know what he's suing them for? No, the toilet shattered. The toilet shattered? How does the toilet shatter? You're a giant fat ass. This guy is like seeking$50,000 in damages. Have you ever first of all have you ever seen like somebody trying to like break a toilet? Like they've taken a sludge hammer to it, and it's like that thing's holding up pretty good or something swings. What is the maximum weight level of a toilet? I have that shatter. That's a good question. Like, and maybe like the the like the toilet companies have like a like a test for it, kind of like the car crashing thing, the crash kit trash chest dumps. You got like big fat ass dummy that they sit on the toilet. Does it does it? Could you ma yeah, but if that thing breaks too, I mean that the sharp edges. Oh, dude. The places that that would go wouldn't be any fun. First of all, but anyway, he he sees. You got me thinking, wait, wait, wait, wait. You don't you can't just run away from this. I'm not. I'm actually finishing because I I want to talk about what he's suing for. Now my my mind's my mind's spinning again here and everything. And I'm thinking, you're talking about sharp edges and all this stuff, and he gets you know punctured in places he didn't want to be punctured in, right? And all that type of stuff. But like it is like that's just like so. Where does that person shit anywhere in life? Is he just goes around breaking toilets? Definitely not in that toilet. Not in that one. Yeah. Now he was he was actually he was suing for the loss of capacity for the enjoyment of life. Okay. I do get that because his ass is cut up. All right. I don't because I'm like, that's uh that's a lawyer phrase. But here's here's my thought too. Like, you know where this is going? This this whole this whole entire lawsuit? Like now, just like McDonald's, when they give you the fucking coffee, it's like the coffee's hot. Yeah, too hot. Yeah, yeah. Now we're gonna have we're gonna have little signs in the bathroom, like this bathroom does not exceed 500 pounds. It has a weight, yeah. It has that's what I was telling you. I said the that has a weight limit. If your ass is over 500 pounds, you have to use the fucking shower. Or something. I have no idea. I don't know where you were. I love around the glove. I was trying to come up with something quick. I love around the globe. I do. Okay, a passenger was hit with a$25,500 fine after a wild in-flight meltdown of yelling, throwing food, kicking the bulkhead, and locking herself in the bathroom. That's called um adult tantrum. Gentle parenting, extended, product of gentle parenting, future. This is what happens. You're fucking the world up. The FA now is gonna make an example of your ass. Right. You stupid. That was so stupid. Oh my gosh. First of all, like I that's like my number one thing. Like, I always have to bite my tongue. We're near, we're in we have first class on our airline, right? So when we're in we got a first class passengers and they're sitting there and they start throwing a tantrum about something so ridiculous, like their like their food or something like that. Yeah like something something that's they know, we know, it's totally out of our control, but they're like just throwing a tantrum over it. It just like I'm like, okay, I've had enough of you. Like it's like you you're thinking like these people that are sitting in the seats, they're the top 20% moneymakers of the world, right? Right, okay. But I'm gonna cry because I didn't get my rigging, you know, ravioli. But we have people like that. I mean, there's so many people like that in the world. I mean, you know, on the planes, it's a small percentage. I mean, we talk about them all the time, but it's actually a very small percentage. Yeah. But it's the ones that we do talk about a lot. Oh, we're talking about your asses in the galley for sure. All right, so there was a flight that was coming from Spain's Canary Island. A passenger uh was uh they were thrown from their seats with it when the jet hit severe extreme turbulence. Right. Shortly after takeoff, the pilot declared an emergency and turned back to Birmingham, where the people described the experience as feeling something like a horror movie. Wow. Sounds like turbulence. Yeah. Well with that's being covered. Like uh fasten your seat belt. Welcome to the world of the airlines. Oh man. I you you get you go into this thing, say you're like it doesn't matter how much we talk about it, it doesn't matter how much we tell them on the plane, doesn't matter how much how the companies like putt sounds out there, you know, freaking, you know, 500-pound people don't sit on this toilet. You know, all those stupid things doesn't matter. They're gonna still gonna do it. Yeah. Right? You like it's like you're it you pound your head against the freaking pavement. I love around the globe, though. I mean, it's the stupid shit that happens all the time. Right. A lot of people, I mean, some people, some people see this stuff, some people don't, but that's around the globe. Okay, what what and here's a here's one that's going around the globe. Just heard this. Did you hear about Jim Beam pausing all his their distillization, whatever, distillation, whatever, freaking however you say it a damn word? They're not brewing the damn bourbon anymore. Did you hear about that? No, dude. I was like, I literally I was like in shock. Like I was like, here's a company that their business is bourbon, right? That's uh that's what they do. Yeah, Jim Bean. Do that do they do anything else? I don't think so. Like Jack Daniels. Yeah, they they make they make bourbon. Yeah, they make products with Jim Bean, but it's bourbon, yeah. Yeah, so if you pause that for a year, like what? But it was interesting because we found out that you know, like 57% of men now only drink beer. Beer drinkers, yeah, and liquor is actually going down, and actually, overall in the entire world, alcohol consumption is lowering. Yeah, people aren't drinking as much. Yeah, it the the the the crazy thing, like it's um I think this is the you know, this is the compounding of like, and I'm always interested because I'm geeky like this with the technology and all that stuff. It's kind of like the grocery stores right now. Like ten years ago, you could walk into a grocery store and you wouldn't have found now. I'm not talking about California.

SPEAKER_00: 58:47

Sorry, California, but everywhere else in the US That's a whole other thing.

Shawn: 58:55

Everywhere else in the US, you'd walk into a store and you couldn't find an organic anything. Yeah, like the organic sign wasn't there. Like you couldn't find like um what's a gluten-free section, right? Like I don't know as you know we teach ourselves the whole nine yards and all this stuff, then now we're starting to see this thing. And I think that's also like happening with alcohol. Do you buy organic? I don't even pay attention to shit. Neither do I. Like, honestly, like, oh, I need a carrot, it's in front of me. There, I got a carrot. It's a carrot. Yeah, I got I grabbed it, got the carrot. But I mean, I don't pay attention to it because half of me is thinking, you know, that little conspiracy little guy in the like, you know, oh, this is organic. It was grown in the ground. And what was it? You know, what no, let me get the one that's three times the amount that this one is. I care if that tomato comes from Mexico. No, I don't give a shit. But gee, you know what's happening. What? Those chemicals are in those other ones, and if it's not organic. Shit, man. You've been around a farm. Chemicals are in everything. Your pee-pee gets little. We're back to the pee pee. You gotta watch it, man. Everything out there right now is shrinking our penis. There's a conspiracy going on. People, this is just a PSA to watch out. It's a good thing it didn't happen when we were young. That's right. We went past that part. Oh my god. Oh shit. You can't you can't stop talking about penises. No, you know something. I guess we're gonna end up that that's pretty funny, right? Our la our first YouTube that we're ending it with a penis talk. Right. Yeah. I might have to have our banner with a big penis on it. Hopefully it's not relaxed. Yeah, we probably won't publish that. They'll be like, don't listen to these two. They talk about penises. Holy crap, we're in trouble. Oh shit. All right, man. Give us the quote, man. This has been fun. Just a little bit. The penis one is gonna kill us. Alright, guys. Today is a good day to have a great day. Smile more, worry less, and be the best version of yourself. Don't drink the water. You guys, I can't tell you how much fun this has been. Um, you know, we're gonna try to get a little bit better. Yeah, right. Every every week is gonna get better, and we're we're all working on it. Technology and all this stuff, taking these baby steps. But we hope you're listening and uh we hope you're telling your friends and go to our website too, by the way. That's uh super important to help support our show and uh to get more people to listen to us and talk about this stilly shit. And just realize this if you think that we're gonna be professionalism professional professionalism, professionalism. There you go, right there. If you think we're gonna be professional, nah. It's not gonna happen. Nope. We're definitely this way all the time. All the time. But we do have a lot of fun. And if you ever fly with us, trust me, you'll enjoy your flight, you'll have a great time, and we'll get you there safe. Yep. Right, brother? That's it, brother. All right, guys, we had a lot of fun, and uh, and we were gonna see you next week on Cabin Pressure with without Sean talking about a penis. Let's get it started.

SPEAKER_03: 1:02:26

Let's get it started, let's get it started.

Shawn: 1:02:30

See ya. See ya. And that's a wrap. Another episode of Cabin Pressure with Sean and G. If you made it this far without subscribing to our YouTube channel, uh, what are you even doing with your life? Seriously, questioning your judgment. Hit the subscribe button like it owes you money. Ring that notification bell. Do that thing! You know you want to. Because let's be real, finding this podcast was fake. Staying unsubscribed, that's just disrespectful to the universe. Well, we'll see you next week for another episode where we promise you absolutely nothing except more of whatever this was. Until then, keep your trade tables up, your seat belts fastened, and your YouTube subscription. Subscribe. Peace out, and subscribe already.